I feel like an asshole

RomanGladiator · October 22, 2015, 03:40:30 PM

Correction, even more of one than I already was. I went out with a new girl twice this week Monday and Wednesday. NSFW

Spoiler

She gave me head both times, and I came on her. Yesterday I fingered her and broke her hymen.

While we were in public she insisted on holding hands and kissing. And she wants to meet for a third time this week for dinner. I want to let her down easily...but that seems impossible after what happened. TLDR, I've turned into a douche. She doesn't have much in common with me and this was a huge mistake. And I also want as much time as possible to play Halo 5 for the foreseeable future, and don't want to be with anyone. How do I let her down easy? She basically considers me her boyfriend already. Drinking myself to sleep tonight to live with myself for using someone...you know, being completely celibate from now on doesn't seem so bad.

Alternative Facts · October 22, 2015, 03:40:54 PM

You are what you eat.

This is also why we don't sleep with crazy dudes/crazy chicks.

The Lord Slide Rule · October 22, 2015, 03:41:31 PM

Nice blog man.

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RomanGladiator · October 22, 2015, 03:42:27 PM

Quote from: Awoo~ on October 22, 2015, 03:41:45 PM

Kill yourself.

With Halo 5 and the force awakens coming out soon? Don't think so.

MyNameIsCharlie · October 22, 2015, 03:43:36 PM

Don't stick your dick (or tongue or fingers) in crazy.

Solution: up the anty. Go for ass to mouth. Keep going to the limit. Eventually she'll walk because you are too freaky

Dietrich Six · October 22, 2015, 03:43:42 PM

Quote from: spewky bewgie on October 22, 2015, 03:40:54 PM

You are what you eat.

This is also why we don't sleep with crazy dudes/crazy chicks.

never stick your dick in crazy

Nexus · October 22, 2015, 03:43:49 PM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on October 22, 2015, 03:40:30 PM

Yesterday I fingered her and broke her hymen.

I don't know man. I know what type of women you like. You would have had to been fisting to do that.

Sandtrap · October 22, 2015, 03:44:00 PM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on October 22, 2015, 03:42:27 PM

Quote from: Awoo~ on October 22, 2015, 03:41:45 PM
Kill yourself.
With Halo 5 and the force awakens coming out soon? Don't think so.

Jokes on you bud.

I saw all the spoilers for Halo 5.

Trust me. You're gonna want to find yourself a noose.

RomanGladiator · October 22, 2015, 03:44:41 PM

Quote from: Deadtrap on October 22, 2015, 03:44:00 PM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on October 22, 2015, 03:42:27 PM
Quote from: Awoo~ on October 22, 2015, 03:41:45 PM
Kill yourself.
With Halo 5 and the force awakens coming out soon? Don't think so.

Jokes on you bud.

I saw all the spoilers for Halo 5.

Trust me. You're gonna want to find yourself a noose.

I know everything that happens too, not the direction I'd take the story, but what to play it nonetheless.

Dietrich Six · October 22, 2015, 03:44:49 PM

I'm going to have to agree with Charlie. Keep pushing the limits until she decides to stop seeing you.

RomanGladiator · October 22, 2015, 03:46:21 PM

Quote from: DietrichSix on October 22, 2015, 03:44:49 PM

I'm going to have to agree with Charlie. Keep pushing the limits until she decides to stop seeing you.

But that's the thing, I don't want to waste anymore time seeing her, after I've gotten blowjobs from two girls now, they're not that great. And also, this girl hasn't seen Star Wars. NOT EVEN THE ORIGINAL TRILOGY.

Kitsune 狐 · October 22, 2015, 03:47:02 PM

Maybe now you can understand why sex isn't always everything?
Especially since to ah some women it means a lot more than just a fun time... it's a trust thing and dude you totally broke that.
Have fun breaking her heart. >.< There is no easy way out.

Nexus · October 22, 2015, 03:47:09 PM

Just show her that one thread, "All Too Easy." I bet she'll end it.

Dietrich Six · October 22, 2015, 03:47:38 PM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on October 22, 2015, 03:46:21 PM

Quote from: DietrichSix on October 22, 2015, 03:44:49 PM
I'm going to have to agree with Charlie. Keep pushing the limits until she decides to stop seeing you.
But that's the thing, I don't want to waste anymore time seeing her, after I've gotten blowjobs from two girls now, they're not that great. And also, this girl hasn't seen Star Wars. NOT EVEN THE ORIGINAL TRILOGY.

So sit and watch them with her, and request anal.

Jono · October 22, 2015, 03:47:51 PM

Why don't you just tell her "Hey, I don't think this is gonna work out. I think we should stop seeing each other."

Alternative Facts · October 22, 2015, 03:47:57 PM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on October 22, 2015, 03:46:21 PM

Quote from: DietrichSix on October 22, 2015, 03:44:49 PM
I'm going to have to agree with Charlie. Keep pushing the limits until she decides to stop seeing you.
But that's the thing, I don't want to waste anymore time seeing her, after I've gotten blowjobs from two girls now, they're not that great. And also, this girl hasn't seen Star Wars. NOT EVEN THE ORIGINAL TRILOGY.

Oh my fucking god...

The Lord Slide Rule · October 22, 2015, 03:48:42 PM

Is she not enough of a hamgalaxy for you?

Kitsune 狐 · October 22, 2015, 03:48:43 PM

Quote from: Nexus on October 22, 2015, 03:47:09 PM

Just show her that one thread, "All Too Easy." I bet she'll end it.

Alsooo this ^^^

MyNameIsCharlie · October 22, 2015, 03:49:07 PM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on October 22, 2015, 03:46:21 PM

Quote from: DietrichSix on October 22, 2015, 03:44:49 PM
I'm going to have to agree with Charlie. Keep pushing the limits until she decides to stop seeing you.
But that's the thing, I don't want to waste anymore time seeing her, after I've gotten blowjobs from two girls now, they're not that great. And also, this girl hasn't seen Star Wars. NOT EVEN THE ORIGINAL TRILOGY.

All the more reason to fuck her asshole senseless.

Oh! Try to get her friends involved. Tell her to prove the relationship is strong enough for a threesome.

Alternative Facts · October 22, 2015, 03:49:36 PM

Just ask her to use a strap on.

RomanGladiator · October 22, 2015, 03:49:40 PM

Quote from: Nexus on October 22, 2015, 03:47:09 PM

Just show her that one thread, "All Too Easy." I bet she'll end it.

No, she's clingy. 22 never had a bf, and a virgin. She's also chunky. And dropped out of college. Yeah, don't know what the fuck I was thinking. Want to know the worst part? The first time after I came on her chest I got some on my hand, then she said feel how wet I am...and I did. So I was worried that she could get preg from that, so I made her buy a pregnancy test today. Basically, I hate myself.

R o c k e t · October 22, 2015, 03:50:55 PM

Be a really mean douche, might as well finish what ya started. And you'll get rid of her quick

Dietrich Six · October 22, 2015, 03:52:13 PM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on October 22, 2015, 03:49:40 PM

Quote from: Nexus on October 22, 2015, 03:47:09 PM
Just show her that one thread, "All Too Easy." I bet she'll end it.
No, she's clingy. 22 never had a bf, and a virgin. She's also chunky. And dropped out of college. Yeah, don't know what the fuck I was thinking. Want to know the worst part? The first time after I came on her chest I got some on my hand, then she said feel how wet I am...and I did. So I was worried that she could get preg from that, so I made her buy a pregnancy test today. Basically, I hate myself.

Dude you're a fucking mess. I figured this shit out in ninth grade.

Jono · October 22, 2015, 03:52:35 PM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on October 22, 2015, 03:49:40 PM

Quote from: Nexus on October 22, 2015, 03:47:09 PM
Just show her that one thread, "All Too Easy." I bet she'll end it.
No, she's clingy. 22 never had a bf, and a virgin. She's also chunky. And dropped out of college. Yeah, don't know what the fuck I was thinking. Want to know the worst part? The first time after I came on her chest I got some on my hand, then she said feel how wet I am...and I did. So I was worried that she could get preg from that, so I made her buy a pregnancy test today. Basically, I hate myself.

LMAO WHAT

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RomanGladiator · October 22, 2015, 03:54:58 PM

Quote from: SoporificSlash on October 22, 2015, 03:54:02 PM

Am I the only one sitting here contemplating the broken hymen thing? Like how the fuck

I was fingering her really rough...

gats · October 22, 2015, 03:55:22 PM

you fingered her and broke her hymen?
did she not tell you she was a virgin?
jesus man some girls go a little crazy for their first guy

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The Lord Slide Rule · October 22, 2015, 03:57:09 PM

Quote from: SoporificSlash on October 22, 2015, 03:54:02 PM

Am I the only one sitting here contemplating the broken hymen thing? Like how the fuck

She's obviously a fucking land whale and Roman was the only person willing to do anything.