I don't understand why scientists don't just engineer the perfect food

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Doesn't it bother you that there's always so much decision making that goes into eating? If scientists just figured out what nutrients we need, they could construct some sort of bar that has all the nutrients you need, and varying bars depending on your needs, and we could use our tax dollars to make these foods freely available, but rationed out to each individual based on their caloric needs.

We could halt all agricultural production besides what is necessary for the Food Bar™. This would end hunger, at least in the United States; it would minimalism environmental damage from the meat industry (which the United Nations just announced needs to be reduced because of it's negative impact on the environment and climate change); it would make everyone extremely healthy, because they aren't deficient in any nutrients, no one would be fat because they don't over eat, and the dating pool would no longer be full of ogreish looking people who I wouldn't fuck with a 10 foot pole.


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ayy lmao
Also it would kill off all the fatties


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Also it would kill off all the fatties
That's what I was saying towards the end of my post. All the fat ogreish people would turn into skinny attractive people, and the dating pool would no longer be impossible to navigate because it's so filled with grotesque fatties.


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okay but can we still make beer?


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okay but can we still make beer?
Why would you need beer when you can have the Food Bar™?


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
okay but can we still make beer?
Why would you need beer when you can have the Food Bar™?
Does the  Food Bar™ make boring people fun?


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okay but can we still make beer?
Why would you need beer when you can have the Food Bar™?
Does the  Food Bar™ make boring people fun?
It solves hunger and malnutrition, it's good for the environment, and it makes otherwise unattractive people attractive. There will need to be some trade offs, Das Boot.


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Toys are hereby declared:
ILLEGAL
IMMORAL
UNLAWFUL
 anyone found with a TOY in his possession will be
placed under ARREST and thrown in the DUNGEON!
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Sick, unhealthy people is big business.
Pretty much this, there's more money to be made in treatments than cures


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ayy lmao
Also it would kill off all the fatties
That's what I was saying towards the end of my post. All the fat ogreish people would turn into skinny attractive people, and the dating pool would no longer be impossible to navigate because it's so filled with grotesque fatties.
I cant wait. Will you be my bf?


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Also it would kill off all the fatties
That's what I was saying towards the end of my post. All the fat ogreish people would turn into skinny attractive people, and the dating pool would no longer be impossible to navigate because it's so filled with grotesque fatties.
I cant wait. Will you be my bf?
To be my boyfriend you need to be (1) not fat or crippled, not have destructive habits, have a good diet, and be decently attractive (2) have good taste in music, movies, and literature (3) you have to be a lefty meaning: (a) you need to feel that capitalism is failing, it's not sustainable for the environment, exploitative, and essentially leeching and pure greed at it's very core (b) the united states is responsible for horrible atrocities around the world and the United States is the real terrorist, fighting wars for profit and destablizing entire regions - and funding 73% of the world's dictatorships which use our weapons to kill people in Yemin, among other things (c) you must feel that transgender identity is valid and non-binary identity (d) while I will accept social democrats as partners, just know that I think we will never get rid of capitalism and switch to any sort of sustainable system as long as the inefficiency and waste of a market economy is still in effect (4) you must be accepting of all forms of sexual expression between consenting adults or autonomous sexual activity, as long as it doesn't involve non-consenting individuals or underage individuals (5) you must be sweet and kind to me and not be controlling and manipulative. Meaning, you need to accept when you disagree with me and not use that as collateral to destroy our relationship, unless I'm committing some sort of serious offense. That means, basically, don't be an SJW. (6) I think religion is fucking stupid and if you have some sort of metaphysical thing where you believe in the supernatural, it might be hard for us to get along because I think that's retarded. It's probably best if you didn't think that. (7) don't be racist.

If you can fit these criteria, and possible a few more I have not thought of yet, then perhaps you could be my boyfriend.
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He is Ainu.

The god of Ainu Mosir, Ae-Oine Kamuy, descendant of Okiku-Rumi, He perishes, a living corpse. The summers day, the white sunlight, unabrushed, ends simply through his breath alone.
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I came here from b.net after a few Floods invited me. None of them post on either b.net nor here anymore, which is sad. I was still active on b.net until for some bizarre reason, b.net admins locked out people who have not played Destiny. Even if you wanted to post on the offtopic section. After that, I fully moved here and have not returned to b.net since.
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ayy lmao
Also it would kill off all the fatties
That's what I was saying towards the end of my post. All the fat ogreish people would turn into skinny attractive people, and the dating pool would no longer be impossible to navigate because it's so filled with grotesque fatties.
I cant wait. Will you be my bf?
To be my boyfriend you need to be (1) not fat or crippled, not have destructive habits, have a good diet, and be decently attractive (2) have good taste in music, movies, and literature (3) you have to be a lefty meaning: (a) you need to feel that capitalism is failing, it's not sustainable for the environment, exploitative, and essentially leeching and pure greed at it's very core (b) the united states is responsible for horrible atrocities around the world and the United States is the real terrorist, fighting wars for profit and destablizing entire regions - and funding 73% of the world's dictatorships which use our weapons to kill people in Yemin, among other things (c) you must feel that transgender identity is valid and non-binary identity (d) while I will accept social democrats as partners, just know that I think we will never get rid of capitalism and switch to any sort of sustainable system as long as the inefficiency and waste of a market economy is still in effect (4) you must be accepting of all forms of sexual expression between consenting adults or autonomous sexual activity, as long as it doesn't involve non-consenting individuals or underage individuals (5) you must be sweet and kind to me and not be controlling and manipulative. Meaning, you need to accept when you disagree with me and not use that as collateral to destroy our relationship, unless I'm committing some sort of serious offense. That means, basically, don't be an SJW. (6) I think religion is fucking stupid and if you have some sort of metaphysical thing where you believe in the supernatural, it might be hard for us to get along because I think that's retarded. It's probably best if you didn't think that. (7) don't be racist.

If you can fit these criteria, and possible a few more I have not thought of yet, then perhaps you could be my boyfriend.
were perfect for each other


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Also it would kill off all the fatties
That's what I was saying towards the end of my post. All the fat ogreish people would turn into skinny attractive people, and the dating pool would no longer be impossible to navigate because it's so filled with grotesque fatties.
I cant wait. Will you be my bf?
To be my boyfriend you need to be (1) not fat or crippled, not have destructive habits, have a good diet, and be decently attractive (2) have good taste in music, movies, and literature (3) you have to be a lefty meaning: (a) you need to feel that capitalism is failing, it's not sustainable for the environment, exploitative, and essentially leeching and pure greed at it's very core (b) the united states is responsible for horrible atrocities around the world and the United States is the real terrorist, fighting wars for profit and destablizing entire regions - and funding 73% of the world's dictatorships which use our weapons to kill people in Yemin, among other things (c) you must feel that transgender identity is valid and non-binary identity (d) while I will accept social democrats as partners, just know that I think we will never get rid of capitalism and switch to any sort of sustainable system as long as the inefficiency and waste of a market economy is still in effect (4) you must be accepting of all forms of sexual expression between consenting adults or autonomous sexual activity, as long as it doesn't involve non-consenting individuals or underage individuals (5) you must be sweet and kind to me and not be controlling and manipulative. Meaning, you need to accept when you disagree with me and not use that as collateral to destroy our relationship, unless I'm committing some sort of serious offense. That means, basically, don't be an SJW. (6) I think religion is fucking stupid and if you have some sort of metaphysical thing where you believe in the supernatural, it might be hard for us to get along because I think that's retarded. It's probably best if you didn't think that. (7) don't be racist.

If you can fit these criteria, and possible a few more I have not thought of yet, then perhaps you could be my boyfriend.
were perfect for each other
Whoa, cool.