I loved trolling on Bnet, and with all of the members there (and their average IQ) it was so easy. But on Sep7agon, a close-knit community where everyone knows each other, it's pretty fucking hard. I tried to go the "nature is god" route on B.old with my anti-vaccination threads, but I needed more than threads to troll on here, I needed a character. And what does everyone on the internet hate more than anything else? Left-wing, feminist hippies.

The early iteration of my character was all about fluoride. Fluoride in the water, it makes you docile to the government or something. Turkey hated that, but it wasn't enough. During that time (2015), the big thing was GMOs. And that's when I decided to crusade against them. I love attention and my "SecondClass" name, and I wanted to be remembered for something on Sep7agon.

Once the GMO gauntlet ran stale and I kinda came to terms with my gender (which I'll just say now, is a legit thing), the natural next step was to become a huge feminist annoyance. It made sense (being a trans girl and hating men isn't too much of a stretch) and it was, again, something everyone hated. I've always loved trolling, but I've also always been a bit of a masochist. People hurling insults at me and berating me only works if you're someone worth hating. This is when my character took off. I really got into it, and you kinda have to become the mask a bit to be believable.

Some people totally called this, Door especially. I tried to limit my interactions with him since he was completely spot-on. I chose the character that would let me indulge in all my favorite things: attention, verbal abuse, and being a bitch to people. Eating disorder? Yeah right. A large part of it is just going with the flow and seizing opportunities to add to my character when I could. Lately, I kinda tried to go the "losing it" route. Not using apostrophes, freaking out in the chat, etc.

The problem is that I drew this out far too long, and I did that for one main reason: fear. I mentioned earlier becoming the mask, and that's totally what happened. I knew once I made a thread like this, people would wonder "Well, who the fuck is this guy, then? What are his values, his likes?"

You can really go back to the early days of Sep7agon to answer that. I'm a selfish, hedonistic attention whore with too much time on my hands. I really have no political values. I probably lean a bit to the left, but nowhere near the way my character does. I really don't care about anything. I like weed, I like liquor, I like all the TV shows and movies I talk about. But there's no value system or deeper social motivation.

I was needlessly rude to a lot of people for the sake of seeming genuine, so here's a blanket apology: I'm sorry. If you're too hurt for this to be adequate, PM me, I guess. Anyway, it was kinda getting tiring and I kinda just want to be myself again. I realized a few weeks ago when I was thinking of making this thread that some of you probably wouldn't even believe me, and that's fine. But don't expect me to keep up the charade, lol.

Anyway, AMA I guess.

so you DO wish you were born a GMO

having been a member of your b.old inner circle, i don't know how i didn't catch onto this

 i did notice you had this cleverly subtle ruse technique where you would post a thread voicing a controversial opinion, and as the thread wore on your responses would become increasingly absurd and extreme, but because you originally stated a relatively mild version of the opinion it was hard for people to tell if you were being serious or not

wait so then what do you actually think about trump

really entertaining to watch

WRONG

tbh you play things up so much that it becomes evident that you're either faking it or severely psychotic

And we should care...why?

I knew it

Would you be a 10/10 female but claim the status of being a GMO?

um yes please

I prefer relaxed shitposty funny secondclass to needlessly contrarian but sometimes made a good thread secondclass tbh

the eating disorder thing was your sharkjump

assuming this isn't just all part of the act--i'm not terribly concerned either way

yeah I don't know how i fell for your supposed body dysphoria, that should've been the breaking point

i guess it was because you had built it up for months with you expressing your disdain for guys who aren't small and skinny

Jokes on us, you were only pretending!

rare photo of me irl

My face when I realized it was all an act.

Spoiler

lmao that's like the best interview

I love Joaquin

That's a nice semi smile you have on