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Hammer Lord
4 (44.4%)
Lord Hammer
5 (55.6%)

Total Members Voted: 9

The government is forcing you.

 
Elegiac | Knight of the Limits
 
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The government is forcing you to name your child either 'Hammer Lord' or 'Lord Hammer'.
Which do you choose? Which is better?

I feel like this is a question which could divide the Flood into two opposing camps of thought. But let's try to keep things civil.

 
 
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I DONT GIVE A SINGLE -blam!- MOTHER -blam!-ER ITS A MOTHER -blam!-ING FORUM, OH WOW, YOU HAVE THE WORD NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, HOW MOTHER -blam!-ING COOL, NOT, YOUR ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT A BRAINWASHED PIECE OF SHIT BLOGGER, PEOPLE ONLY LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, SO PLEASE PUNCH YOURAELF IN THE FACE AND STAB YOUR EYE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF SHIT OF SOCIETY
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Ham is a pretty solid nickname

 
 
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Quote from: Jocephalopod on August 09, 2015, 09:38:20 AM
Ham is a pretty solid nickname
So, which name?

 
 
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You either die a hero or live long enough to become Mythic..
Well, Lord Hammer makes him seem more important, but also a larger target at school and even on the street.

Hammer Lord just sounds dumb.

 
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Quote from: Elegiac on August 09, 2015, 09:42:27 AM
Quote from: Jocephalopod on August 09, 2015, 09:38:20 AM
Ham is a pretty solid nickname
So, which name?


Wait, would it be first name hammer last name lord?

Or just first name hammer lord?

 
 
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Quote from: Jocephalopod on August 09, 2015, 09:45:09 AM
Quote from: Elegiac on August 09, 2015, 09:42:27 AM
Quote from: Jocephalopod on August 09, 2015, 09:38:20 AM
Ham is a pretty solid nickname
So, which name?


Wait, would it be first name hammer last name lord?

Or just first name hammer lord?
First name hammer, last name lord.

 
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Quote from: Elegiac on August 09, 2015, 09:46:44 AM
Quote from: Jocephalopod on August 09, 2015, 09:45:09 AM
Quote from: Elegiac on August 09, 2015, 09:42:27 AM
Quote from: Jocephalopod on August 09, 2015, 09:38:20 AM
Ham is a pretty solid nickname
So, which name?


Wait, would it be first name hammer last name lord?

Or just first name hammer lord?
First name hammer, last name lord.

Ok hammer lord then.

Lord is a shite first name

 
 
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Quote from: Pip on August 09, 2015, 09:43:16 AM
Well, Lord Hammer makes him seem more important, but also a larger target at school and even on the street.

Hammer Lord just sounds dumb.
Quote from: Jocephalopod on August 09, 2015, 09:48:42 AM
Ok hammer lord then.

Lord is a shite first name
UH OH it looks like the first battle between the two camps is starting!!!!

BREAK IT UP YOU TWO

 
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Long may Lord Hammer reign

 
 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
—Judge Aaron Satie
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I'd name my kid a normal name anyway.

 
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Hammer Lord easily. At least that name sounds somewhat artsy like North West or Blue Ivy. Lord Hammer sounds like something a neckbeard couple would name their child

 
 
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Quote from: Jocephalopod on August 09, 2015, 09:38:20 AM
Ham is a pretty solid nickname

Lord Ham is a better nickname.

 
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Lord is a cool last name and Ham isn't a bad name that can also have plenty of cool variations.

 
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Lord Hammer so it looks like my family is named after various objects with "Lord" in front.

 
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Your love gets me so high
What about the lord of hammers?

 
 
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Looks like Lord Hammer took this one... but wait! The naming saga isn't over!

 
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Quote from: Jive Turkey on August 09, 2015, 10:47:16 PM
sounds somewhat artsy like North West
that isn't artsy at all
it's a stupid name given to a kid by her stupid parents