I can't stop sharpening my knife

 
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This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper.
I'm fuc­king coming for you, Sprungli.

 
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"flaming nipple chops"-Your host, the man they call Ghost.

To say, 'nothing is true', is to realize that the foundations of society are fragile, and that we must be the shepherds of our own civilization. To say, 'everything is permitted', is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with their consequences, whether glorious or tragic.
Remember that you need to be pushing the edge along the stone, not the other way. Basics first.

 
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OP is actually sharpening a pencil.

 
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Quote from: Naja on October 12, 2014, 04:56:39 PM
OP is actually sharpening a pencil.
#LegitBadass

 
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is it legal?



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TUNNEL SNAKES RULE
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Here, borrow mine



Wait, you'll get arrested cause britbongistan

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Quote from: Kinder Skellington on October 12, 2014, 05:02:11 PM
Here, borrow mine



Wait, you'll get arrested cause britbongistan
Knives are bad yo

 
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"flaming nipple chops"-Your host, the man they call Ghost.

To say, 'nothing is true', is to realize that the foundations of society are fragile, and that we must be the shepherds of our own civilization. To say, 'everything is permitted', is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with their consequences, whether glorious or tragic.
Quote from: Sprungli on October 12, 2014, 05:03:41 PM

Quote from: Kinder Skellington on October 12, 2014, 05:02:11 PM
Here, borrow mine



Wait, you'll get arrested cause britbongistan
Knives are bad yo
What do you cut steak with?

 
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Quote from: Assassin 11D7 on October 12, 2014, 05:21:47 PM
Quote from: Sprungli on October 12, 2014, 05:03:41 PM

Quote from: Kinder Skellington on October 12, 2014, 05:02:11 PM
Here, borrow mine



Wait, you'll get arrested cause britbongistan
Knives are bad yo
What do you cut steak with?
A knife. Knives are unneeded outside of somewhere they are needed fir (non-lethal) work

 
 
 
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"flaming nipple chops"-Your host, the man they call Ghost.

To say, 'nothing is true', is to realize that the foundations of society are fragile, and that we must be the shepherds of our own civilization. To say, 'everything is permitted', is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with their consequences, whether glorious or tragic.
Quote from: Flee on October 12, 2014, 05:24:55 PM
Quote from: Assassin 11D7 on October 12, 2014, 05:21:47 PM
Quote from: Sprungli on October 12, 2014, 05:03:41 PM

Quote from: Kinder Skellington on October 12, 2014, 05:02:11 PM
Here, borrow mine



Wait, you'll get arrested cause britbongistan
Knives are bad yo
What do you cut steak with?
These are the only knives allowed in the UK.


UK confirmed to be a massive Mental Health institution. Have fun with the oranges.

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"flaming nipple chops"-Your host, the man they call Ghost.

To say, 'nothing is true', is to realize that the foundations of society are fragile, and that we must be the shepherds of our own civilization. To say, 'everything is permitted', is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with their consequences, whether glorious or tragic.
Quote from: Sprungli on October 12, 2014, 05:24:42 PM

Quote from: Assassin 11D7 on October 12, 2014, 05:21:47 PM
Quote from: Sprungli on October 12, 2014, 05:03:41 PM

Quote from: Kinder Skellington on October 12, 2014, 05:02:11 PM
Here, borrow mine



Wait, you'll get arrested cause britbongistan
Knives are bad yo
What do you cut steak with?
A knife. Knives are unneeded outside of somewhere they are needed fir (non-lethal) work
Knives are unneeded except for when they are needed, therefore if you're carrying it without using it jail.

 
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Quote from: Assassin 11D7 on October 12, 2014, 05:21:47 PM
Quote from: Sprungli on October 12, 2014, 05:03:41 PM

Quote from: Kinder Skellington on October 12, 2014, 05:02:11 PM
Here, borrow mine



Wait, you'll get arrested cause britbongistan
Knives are bad yo
What do you cut steak with?
Every household must fill out a government form on a daily basis and upon approval, a team of professionals will arrive at each home and bringing with them the correct number of knives in an air-tight security safe. Each knife will be carefully handed over to each person and three people will be standing around each individual as they use it to cut their food

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So... I guess I'm going to have to pick up after your horrendous mistakes on here too?
He's got the secret weapon...


 
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"flaming nipple chops"-Your host, the man they call Ghost.

To say, 'nothing is true', is to realize that the foundations of society are fragile, and that we must be the shepherds of our own civilization. To say, 'everything is permitted', is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with their consequences, whether glorious or tragic.
Quote from: Kinder Skellington on October 12, 2014, 05:02:11 PM
Here, borrow mine



Wait, you'll get arrested cause britbongistan
Come to think of it, I don't know of any state where you wouldn't get arrested for using that.

 
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The blade is 8inches long.

 
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"flaming nipple chops"-Your host, the man they call Ghost.

To say, 'nothing is true', is to realize that the foundations of society are fragile, and that we must be the shepherds of our own civilization. To say, 'everything is permitted', is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with their consequences, whether glorious or tragic.
Quote from: BerzerkCommando on October 12, 2014, 05:59:07 PM

The blade is 8inches long.
This would also be illegal to stab someone with.

 
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Quote from: BerzerkCommando on October 12, 2014, 05:59:07 PM

The blade is 8inches long.
you look like you're in the perfect seppuku stance

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Did he say glass of juice or gas the Jews?
👶🏽:h..

👨🏽:honey, he's gonna say his first words

👩🏽:!!

👶🏽:hhh...

👶🏽:here come dat boi 🐸!

👨🏽:o shit waddup 😂💯

👩🏽:💔
Quote from: Fat Cat on October 12, 2014, 06:05:36 PM
Quote from: BerzerkCommando on October 12, 2014, 05:59:07 PM

The blade is 8inches long.
you look like you're in the perfect seppuku stance
Well thank you.

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"flaming nipple chops"-Your host, the man they call Ghost.

To say, 'nothing is true', is to realize that the foundations of society are fragile, and that we must be the shepherds of our own civilization. To say, 'everything is permitted', is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with their consequences, whether glorious or tragic.

 
 
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++Deploying knife-crime division++

++Authorising the use of tactical wheelie bins++
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Put the weapon down Meta, there's no need for a bongarong in public.

 
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Quote from: Mr Psychologist on October 12, 2014, 06:48:11 PM
++Deploying knife-crime division++

++Authorising the use of tactical wheelie bins++
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Put the weapon down Meta, there's no need for a bongarong in public.

*spits out iced tea*

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"flaming nipple chops"-Your host, the man they call Ghost.

To say, 'nothing is true', is to realize that the foundations of society are fragile, and that we must be the shepherds of our own civilization. To say, 'everything is permitted', is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with their consequences, whether glorious or tragic.
Quote from: Mr Psychologist on October 12, 2014, 06:48:11 PM
++Deploying knife-crime division++

++Authorising the use of tactical wheelie bins++
YouTube


Put the weapon down Meta, there's no need for a bongarong in public.
Meanwhile in China...
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I had found my favorite folding pocket knife today.

I had been looking for it for months.