Does your fleshlight get jealous of your GF?

MyNameIsCharlie | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
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Get of my lawn
After all, you take her out for drinks and dancing before you fuck her silly. And SHE picks fights, fakes headaches etc...

But your fleshlight? Always ready to go. It doesn't pick fights and it's never too busy to bang out a quickie. It's done all this and you've never taken it dancing or to dinner.

#AprilisFLESHLIGHTappreciationmonth

 
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You will find out who you are not a thousand times, before you ever discover who you are. I hope you find peace in yourself and learn to love instead of hate.
She does that's why I give her treats. Her personal favorites are jelly beans

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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
Fuck all the time I spend bathing and powdering her I guess. Not to mention all the times we've fallen asleep together.