You have shed our blood. By the Qu'ran, you should be dead already. But ḵalīfatu ʾibrāhīm, the Caliph of Caliphs, has ordered you be given leave to flee and spread the message of our coming. If you walk away now, you can tell your children that you saw the the Meme Army before our caliphate conquers the entire forum. You think Cheat and his Jews are impressive? They are pitiful. ḵalīfatu ʾibrāhīm will destroy them!

Flee will make me into a moderator, and the Meme Army will spread across Sep7agon in a sea of spam! You understand nothing! You have not seen the piles of spam threads that were never unlocked! The spammers were wronged! We will make it right, and then we will have our revenge! We have the spammers, and we have Flee! When our army numbers in the dozens, we will not need support. When I become a moderator, ḵalīfatu ʾibrāhīm will rule all spammers! The Meme Army will become the Islamic Army!

The surviving members will frighten their children with tales of what the Meme Army did to Cheat! Demonic Chronic will scream as his stash of drugs plunges into the sun! We will keep Isara as a slave, and treat her boobs as a delicacy! If you lack the wisdom to Flee, then you will be the first of hundreds to be crushed beneath our might!

Fuck me

You're a false prophet, bringing dishonour and embarrassment to the Meme Army.

I am the leader of Fedayeen goots
pm for invite

>pms

Quote from: Not Comms Officer on May 17, 2015, 04:46:38 PM

Quote from: goots on May 17, 2015, 12:50:56 PM

I am the leader of Fedayeen goots
pm for invite

>pms

no invite 4 u

wtf y gootsby

I stand with Ryle.
Coup d Meme twenty fifteen

OP is desperate to be a mod lol