I am the Legendary Jive Turkey. AmA

Jive Turkey · May 04, 2015, 09:27:13 PM

With all the hype I've been getting now is a good time to do an ama. I will answer completely serious in this thread. You can ask anything but really stupid questions will probably be ignored

cuneif · May 04, 2015, 09:33:09 PM

What's your favorite color?

A Cheese Potato · May 04, 2015, 09:33:58 PM

no you're only heroic

The Lord Ruler · May 04, 2015, 09:34:20 PM

What's your fastest mile?

Jive Turkey · May 04, 2015, 09:49:36 PM

Quote from: /b/ on May 04, 2015, 09:33:09 PM

What's your favorite color?

Red easily. I'm also a fan of aquamarine

Quote from: The Lord Ruler on May 04, 2015, 09:34:20 PM

What's your fastest mile?

I used to run distance in cross country/track so my fastest mile was a 5:23 or so I'll take a peak real quick

Word Wizard · May 04, 2015, 10:02:39 PM

How much protein you get a day?

Jim · May 04, 2015, 10:06:34 PM

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Jester · May 04, 2015, 10:07:11 PM

Why are you such a porky cunt

Jester · May 04, 2015, 10:07:32 PM

Quote from: Jim The Jew Lord on May 04, 2015, 10:06:34 PM

Have you fucked your hot aunt yet?

Ive fucked my hot cousin before

TB · May 04, 2015, 10:12:24 PM

If you were to pick a single event in your life that has shaped you the most what would it be?

Korra · May 04, 2015, 10:16:19 PM

Quickly, what's the square root of 34,503?!

CK97 · May 04, 2015, 10:19:21 PM

What made you start working out and how long ago was it?

Jive Turkey · May 04, 2015, 10:40:02 PM

Quote from: Sly Instinct on May 04, 2015, 10:02:39 PM

How much protein you get a day?

Between 160-200 grams a day

Quote from: Jim The Jew Lord on May 04, 2015, 10:06:34 PM

Have you fucked your hot aunt yet?

no man my dad and her had some sort of falling out and i haven't seen her since $:-\$

Quote from: Jester | Lemön is a fag on May 04, 2015, 10:07:11 PM

Why are you such a porky cunt

WTF

Jive Turkey · May 04, 2015, 10:41:39 PM

Quote from: TBlocks on May 04, 2015, 10:12:24 PM

If you were to pick a single event in your life that has shaped you the most what would it be?

My old black neighbor inspired me to run. That first run with him led me to embrace a life of fitness

Jive Turkey · May 04, 2015, 10:43:36 PM

Quote from: Korra Valentine on May 04, 2015, 10:16:19 PM

Quickly, what's the square root of 34,503?!

Get this math out of my thread

Korra · May 04, 2015, 10:44:12 PM

Quote from: Jive Turkey on May 04, 2015, 10:43:36 PM

Quote from: Korra Valentine on May 04, 2015, 10:16:19 PM
Quickly, what's the square root of 34,503?!
Get this math out of my thread

Make me.

Jive Turkey · May 04, 2015, 10:46:31 PM

Quote from: CK97 on May 04, 2015, 10:19:21 PM

What made you start working out and how long ago was it?

About 3 years ago. I was in cross country and there were two seniors that were in it also to stay in shape for wrestling. These guys were way different than everyone else. While we all were scrawny pimple faced kids struggling to bench the bar these two guys were big, strong, confident. I would see them around school and wanted to be like them. They hung out with the prettiest girls, were friends with everyone, walked like they owned the school and you could tell people respected them, they had almost an aura. I asked them how to get big and they told me they go to the gym, I asked my dad and he signed us up and now i'm swole af

Jive Turkey · May 04, 2015, 10:49:29 PM

Quote from: Korra Valentine on May 04, 2015, 10:44:12 PM

Quote from: Jive Turkey on May 04, 2015, 10:43:36 PM
Quote from: Korra Valentine on May 04, 2015, 10:16:19 PM
Quickly, what's the square root of 34,503?!
Get this math out of my thread
Make me.

Those are my favorite words

Korra · May 04, 2015, 10:52:34 PM

Quote from: Jive Turkey on May 04, 2015, 10:49:29 PM

Quote from: Korra Valentine on May 04, 2015, 10:44:12 PM
Quote from: Jive Turkey on May 04, 2015, 10:43:36 PM
Quote from: Korra Valentine on May 04, 2015, 10:16:19 PM
Quickly, what's the square root of 34,503?!
Get this math out of my thread
Make me.
Those are my favorite words

Verbatim · May 04, 2015, 10:59:18 PM

why can't i ever come up with interesting or pertinent things to ask when it comes to these threads

Verbatim · May 04, 2015, 11:03:47 PM

how do you feel about death grips

Batch · May 04, 2015, 11:23:58 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on May 04, 2015, 10:59:18 PM

why can't i ever come up with interesting or pertinent things to ask when it comes to these threads

Because you're boring

Batch · May 04, 2015, 11:25:21 PM

Do you really believe your own hype that much?

*sips tea*

Korra · May 04, 2015, 11:26:50 PM

Quote from: Batch on May 04, 2015, 11:25:21 PM

Do you really believe your own hype that much?

*sips tea*

I AM THE HYPE

Batch · May 04, 2015, 11:28:57 PM

Quote from: Korra Valentine on May 04, 2015, 11:26:50 PM

Quote from: Batch on May 04, 2015, 11:25:21 PM
Do you really believe your own hype that much?

*sips tea*

I AM THE HYPE

This is the thing of dreams *sheds tear*

Bravo sir, bravo

Verbatim · May 04, 2015, 11:29:54 PM

Quote from: Batch on May 04, 2015, 11:23:58 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on May 04, 2015, 10:59:18 PM
why can't i ever come up with interesting or pertinent things to ask when it comes to these threads
Because you're boring

if i can't come up with a question to ask someone, it's probably because i don't find them interesting enough, not the other way around

Batch · May 04, 2015, 11:31:30 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on May 04, 2015, 11:29:54 PM

Quote from: Batch on May 04, 2015, 11:23:58 PM
Quote from: Verbatim on May 04, 2015, 10:59:18 PM
why can't i ever come up with interesting or pertinent things to ask when it comes to these threads
Because you're boring
if i can't come up with a question to ask someone, it's probably because i don't find them interesting enough, not the other way around

Sure

Spoiler

I actually completely agree xD

R o c k e t · May 04, 2015, 11:36:06 PM

Would you rather be forced to fight Obi-Wan in a Jedi Mind-Trick contest, or have to fight 1,000 Jawas bare-handed?

Spoiler

MAY THE 4TH BE WITH YOU

TB · May 04, 2015, 11:43:19 PM

Quote from: Rocketman287 on May 04, 2015, 11:36:06 PM

Would you rather be forced to fight Obi-Wan in a Jedi Mind-Trick contest, or have to fight 1,000 Jawas bare-handed?
Spoiler
MAY THE 4TH BE WITH YOU

You can overcome if you're not weak minded. Although I get the feeling Obi Wan is too experienced.
Jawas are easy punching bags

Mmmmm Napalm · May 05, 2015, 12:09:58 AM

oh boy I get to post this again

OP why are you a faggot?