I've realized what a sick and twisted person I am tonight

RomanGladiator · March 30, 2016, 09:40:19 PM

Literally everything I do has the goal of having sex. Spend $26K on this teaching program; well maybe another masters student in it will have sex with me, maybe if I finally have a career someone will have sex with me again. Dating this girl: well maybe we'll have sex in a few dates if I play my hand right and charm her/manipulate her.

SecondClass · March 30, 2016, 09:42:11 PM

Little late to the party on that one.

RomanGladiator · March 30, 2016, 09:43:36 PM

Quote from: SecondClass on March 30, 2016, 09:42:11 PM

Little late to the party on that one.

I'm just admitting it to everyone. I'm still years behind other people in maturity.

Coomer · March 30, 2016, 09:45:14 PM

2O bucks breakup thread by Friday

Solonoid · March 30, 2016, 09:46:28 PM

Everybody else already knew, you're just admitting it to yourself.

You have two options: Change, or embrace it.

Embracing it will lead you to places you didn't know you could go, and the normalfags will shudder, changing is vanilla as fuck.

Jive Turkey · March 30, 2016, 09:46:42 PM

Dude just crash your libido so you stop worrying about it. I have so many girls wanting me for sex right now and I have interest in NONE of them because my diet has crashed my sex drive. Haven't had sex in ages, don't really care to. All I want is the attention

RomanGladiator · March 30, 2016, 09:48:07 PM

Quote from: Precious Tritium on March 30, 2016, 09:45:14 PM

2O bucks breakup thread by Friday

Yeah. But at this point it wouldn't matter, because I'll fuck anyone. I was touching her hands though, maybe she thought it was awkward, but didn't say anything. It's part of the charming technique. It's worked once. But Saturday night I'm going to push myself out of my comfort zone and go to a bar.

SecondClass · March 30, 2016, 09:50:30 PM

Idk why everyone is so obsessed with sex to begin with

I mean it obviously feels fantastic, but to revolve your whole life around getting laid seems pointless to me

Coomer · March 30, 2016, 09:50:42 PM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on March 30, 2016, 09:48:07 PM

Quote from: Precious Tritium on March 30, 2016, 09:45:14 PM
2O bucks breakup thread by Friday
Yeah. But at this point it wouldn't matter, because I'll fuck anyone. I was touching her hands though, maybe she thought it was awkward, but didn't say anything. It's part of the charming technique. It's worked once. But Saturday night I'm going to push myself out of my comfort zone and go to a bar.

Good luck

Solonoid · March 30, 2016, 09:51:46 PM

How about you just stop being a god damned normie and fucking stalk a girl until you kill her and fuck the body while its still warm.

You can cut open her abdomen and watch you dick run through her, cut off her legs and fuck those while her torso hangs from meat hooks.

The possibilities are endless.

RomanGladiator · March 30, 2016, 09:51:49 PM

Quote from: SecondClass on March 30, 2016, 09:50:30 PM

Idk why everyone is so obsessed with sex to begin with

I mean it obviously feels fantastic, but to revolve your whole life around getting laid seems pointless to me

Which is why my life is starting to feel pointless. It is a stupid thing to revolve your life around.

🂿 · March 30, 2016, 10:00:25 PM

You just found this out about yourself?

Wake up man what planet are you on? Are you finally gonna turn the fuck around or still be a fucking pig?

You know its guys like you that causes the femnazis to believe we're all just like you.

Solonoid · March 30, 2016, 10:02:24 PM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on March 30, 2016, 09:51:49 PM

Which is why my life is starting to feel pointless.

You know what you have to do.

RomanGladiator · March 30, 2016, 10:03:24 PM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on March 30, 2016, 10:00:25 PM

You just found this out about yourself?

Wake up man what planet are you on?

I just realized it because in May I will be getting another degree just for the hopes of getting laid. I don't know what job I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Everything is just too much pressure and I wish I could go away. I mean like leave where I am and travel and not worry about anything.

🂿 · March 30, 2016, 10:07:20 PM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on March 30, 2016, 10:03:24 PM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on March 30, 2016, 10:00:25 PM
You just found this out about yourself?

Wake up man what planet are you on?
I just realized it because in May I will be getting another degree just for the hopes of getting laid. I don't know what job I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Everything is just too much pressure and I wish I could go away. I mean like leave where I am and travel and not worry about anything.

Good god man, just to quote Felicia on something, you really are the most negative person online. She actually had to retract that from me being the most negative to you being the most negative because of your shit.

You've been doing this shit since like 2012, and all you wanted to do in life is get laid. And then you FINALLY got laid and you STILL want to keep getting laid, you don't give a fuck about how anyone else feels or finding other things in life.

You have to change on your own, otherwise you're going to be a negative sad fuck for the rest of your miserable life. Quit feeling sorry about yourself and grow a fucking pair and actually pursue something YOU want to fucking do, that doesn't involve women or fucking them even.

Solonoid · March 30, 2016, 10:09:01 PM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on March 30, 2016, 10:03:24 PM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on March 30, 2016, 10:00:25 PM
You just found this out about yourself?

Wake up man what planet are you on?
I just realized it because in May I will be getting another degree just for the hopes of getting laid. I don't know what job I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Everything is just too much pressure and I wish I could go away. I mean like leave where I am and travel and not worry about anything.

Get a doctorate in anatomy man.

Get real familiar with the human body.

Which parts squish, which parts squeeze, which parts ooze, and which parts are sticky.

Then pick a mark in a bar cut off her head and go to fucking town.

Nobody will suspect anything.

🂿 · March 30, 2016, 10:09:58 PM

Quote from: Soliloquy Sauce on March 30, 2016, 10:09:01 PM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on March 30, 2016, 10:03:24 PM
Quote from: Decimator Omega on March 30, 2016, 10:00:25 PM
You just found this out about yourself?

Wake up man what planet are you on?
I just realized it because in May I will be getting another degree just for the hopes of getting laid. I don't know what job I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Everything is just too much pressure and I wish I could go away. I mean like leave where I am and travel and not worry about anything.
Get a doctorate in anatomy man.

Get real familiar with the human body.

Which parts squish, which parts squeeze, which parts ooze, and which parts are sticky.

Then pick a mark in a bar cut off her head and go to fucking town.

Nobody will suspect anything.

Christ man have you been smoking Didgeridoo's lately?

Solonoid · March 30, 2016, 10:11:26 PM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on March 30, 2016, 10:09:58 PM

Quote from: Soliloquy Sauce on March 30, 2016, 10:09:01 PM
Quote from: RomanGladiator on March 30, 2016, 10:03:24 PM
Quote from: Decimator Omega on March 30, 2016, 10:00:25 PM
You just found this out about yourself?

Wake up man what planet are you on?
I just realized it because in May I will be getting another degree just for the hopes of getting laid. I don't know what job I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Everything is just too much pressure and I wish I could go away. I mean like leave where I am and travel and not worry about anything.
Get a doctorate in anatomy man.

Get real familiar with the human body.

Which parts squish, which parts squeeze, which parts ooze, and which parts are sticky.

Then pick a mark in a bar cut off her head and go to fucking town.

Nobody will suspect anything.

Christ man have you been smoking Didgeridoo's lately?

What are you, some amalgamation of Bill Cosby and my mom?

PSU · March 30, 2016, 10:14:07 PM

You're literally a man. Nothing bad or sinister about thinking that way. That's how we are programmed.

You think I want to shave, or a have a job, or a house, or responsibilities? Fuck no. But I wanted to be able to have sex with my wife whenever I want. And to do that, I need nice things and to be semi successful.

If it wasn't for sex, I wouldn't push myself to better myself. It's a good thing.

Don't listen to the clowns on here who are saying you're a bad person. They're the weirdos here, not you

Yu · March 30, 2016, 10:15:53 PM

Shut up Sol.

Solonoid · March 30, 2016, 10:17:04 PM

Quote from: Yu on March 30, 2016, 10:15:53 PM

Shut up Sol.

I sense a boner.

Yu · March 30, 2016, 10:17:37 PM

Quote from: Soliloquy Sauce on March 30, 2016, 10:17:04 PM

Quote from: Yu on March 30, 2016, 10:15:53 PM
Shut up Sol.
I sense a boner.

Like 10 mins ago from something else yea.

Cheat · March 30, 2016, 10:25:44 PM

I don't mean to be a jerk and chime in here to make you feel bad, but I've read your posts on this topic and assuming it's not a ruse, man...

I literally cannot, on any level, understand someone picking a major and choosing a career path and putting out all this money...solely to get laid. If you're this addicted to sex, why don't you seek out a prostitute or something (not advocating you to do something against the law just FYI)?

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The Lord Ruler · March 30, 2016, 10:29:07 PM

holy fuck stop making threads

RomanGladiator · March 30, 2016, 10:30:37 PM

Quote from: Cheat on March 30, 2016, 10:25:44 PM

I don't mean to be a jerk and chime in here to make you feel bad, but I've read your posts on this topic and assuming it's not a ruse, man...

I literally cannot, on any level, understand someone picking a major and choosing a career path and putting out all this money...solely to get laid. If you're this addicted to sex, why don't you seek out a prostitute or something (not advocating you to do something against the law just FYI)?

There's no other career I can do anyways. I was forced into teaching. Career searching for two and a half years and I had to decide on something.

🂿 · March 30, 2016, 10:31:45 PM

Quote from: Soliloquy Sauce on March 30, 2016, 10:11:26 PM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on March 30, 2016, 10:09:58 PM
Quote from: Soliloquy Sauce on March 30, 2016, 10:09:01 PM
Quote from: RomanGladiator on March 30, 2016, 10:03:24 PM
Quote from: Decimator Omega on March 30, 2016, 10:00:25 PM
You just found this out about yourself?

Wake up man what planet are you on?
I just realized it because in May I will be getting another degree just for the hopes of getting laid. I don't know what job I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Everything is just too much pressure and I wish I could go away. I mean like leave where I am and travel and not worry about anything.
Get a doctorate in anatomy man.

Get real familiar with the human body.

Which parts squish, which parts squeeze, which parts ooze, and which parts are sticky.

Then pick a mark in a bar cut off her head and go to fucking town.

Nobody will suspect anything.

Christ man have you been smoking Didgeridoo's lately?
What are you, some amalgamation of Bill Cosby and my mom?

Lol.

🂿 · March 30, 2016, 10:32:35 PM

Quote from: Cheat on March 30, 2016, 10:25:44 PM

I don't mean to be a jerk and chime in here to make you feel bad, but I've read your posts on this topic and assuming it's not a ruse, man...

I literally cannot, on any level, understand someone picking a major and choosing a career path and putting out all this money...solely to get laid. If you're this addicted to sex, why don't you seek out a prostitute or something (not advocating you to do something against the law just FYI)?

Or a Sex Surrogate. He needs the therapy.

snee0rp · March 30, 2016, 10:33:15 PM

>when the ARG gets so intense that the site owner intervenes

🂿 · March 30, 2016, 10:34:04 PM

Quote from: PSU on March 30, 2016, 10:14:07 PM

You're literally a man. Nothing bad or sinister about thinking that way. That's how we are programmed.

You think I want to shave, or a have a job, or a house, or responsibilities? Fuck no. But I wanted to be able to have sex with my wife whenever I want. And to do that, I need nice things and to be semi successful.

If it wasn't for sex, I wouldn't push myself to better myself. It's a good thing.

Don't listen to the clowns on here who are saying you're a bad person. They're the weirdos here, not you

Roman if you take this person's advice clearly with this as his avatar, you seriously have a problem.