I'm the kind of guy you can take home to meet your mum.

 
Elai
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dracula can eat my whole ass!
She'll think I'm charming, kind... and a bit sexy. She falls in love with me. I think I feel the same. We get married. I'm your dad now.


Ásgeirr | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
daddy


 
Elai
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The Hån | Heroic Unstoppable!
 
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does this stuff even work?
My mom is undesirable 


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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.


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Jacob Potila was actually a Jacob Flotilla of lies.- WarTurkey
fuck

my mum would invite you over for tea


FatherlyNick - fuck putin | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
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If you know, you know.
Can't marry my mum if she is also my wife.

Checkm8 - rektm8.


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I'll make sure you're in prison before that even happens.


 
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I'll make sure you're in prison before that even happens.

That's enough. You're grounded.