Why are you a straight up busta, CJ?

I...don't seem to speak your particular dialect of degenerate. Can someone translate?

O>O

Ekay.

How do you feel about the members here?

Some of them are pretty cool, but there are some that I just wish would do something to break the rules so I would have the excuse to ban them.

But they're generally alright.

How often do you jimble your rimble rambles before jumbling your dondly dibbles?

Once before noon.

Are you paying for this forum out of your own pocket?

Err... Yes. I'm a web designer, so I already had a host to begin with, but this forum moved to a new one after the DDoS.

The advertisement is helping tremendously, however.

how to become guy to ban stuff and how do i get recon?

It's a mysterious and mythical process of having a lot of members and too few staff, and some of us deciding to add another to our little team.

Oh...did you mean you, personally? IDK. Is mystery.

*Interview mode activated*

Okay. What are your feelings towards this 'Shrek worshiping' that's gone around?

I've heard of it and seen the avatars, but honestly IDGAF. I've seen stranger things worshiped.

how awesome is Venom

Fucking awesome, though I am more a fan of Eddie Brock than Venom (Mac Gargan, Flash, etc.). He's pretty much my favorite marvel character ever and isn't afraid to eat a criminal.

*nod*
That's the internet for ya.

Further ado, how do you feel when people ask for things, or ask on the progress of features on this site? Annoyed? Indifferent?

Some of you ask for some fucking stupid shit, first of all. I try to weigh whether or not what someone is suggesting is a good idea, but everybody has an opinion.

Annoyed, to a degree, I guess. And a bit like a jerk when I say no to something that would be cool, but detrimental to the forum.

What time can I come over?

Hopefully never.

Noice. How long do updates usually take?

That's impossible to answer. I'm always updating stuff, and there's usually several changes and updates being pushed to the site every day. Most of them are behind the scenes, though the visible ones are the most apparent (obviously).