I'm starting nofap again

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Day one of nofap for me. So far so good.
is this really some big challenge for people? It's just....not masturbating.


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Day one of nofap for me. So far so good.
is this really some big challenge for people? It's just....not masturbating.

Everyone is different bro.


 
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Hmm...
My mission is to go an entire week without porn/masturbation.
Hahahahahahaha.

Ha.

Heh.


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Hmm...
Do you guys think Cheat masturbates? I wonder if he masturbates to Fat Cheat.
I knew someone who said they were asexual but masturbated. I have no idea if they're full of shit on that one.

Normally you'd think no, right?
what kind of porn do you think they watch?

...BRB.


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Do you guys think Cheat masturbates? I wonder if he masturbates to Fat Cheat.
I knew someone who said they were asexual but masturbated. I have no idea if they're full of shit on that one.

Normally you'd think no, right?
what kind of porn do you think they watch?

...BRB.

lol


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Did he say glass of juice or gas the Jews?
πŸ‘ΆπŸ½:h..

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πŸ‘ΆπŸ½:hhh...

πŸ‘ΆπŸ½:here come dat boi 🐸!

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Because Class is a pretty girl.
Hey Das, you should join in on the fun.
We go the entire month without cranking a wank and then cum March 1st we go all out.
Three weeks? Do you want to kill me?
You wouldn't die man, we'd just have an epic fap.
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How often do you fap?
usually between three and five times a day. Sometime even six or seven.
God man, you're the fapping version of a smoker.
I do sometimes chain fap
How did you managed to find fapping time during basics?
You're too tired and occupied elsewhere to really have a sex drive.
Though I did go in to the bathroom stalls one night towards the end and holy fuck
I called an ARMY recruiter today asking about if I'm able to join up due to my eyes and speech impediment which I'm able to do. I asked a question about what I needed to score on the test in order to be qualified for a tank crew position. He said I would need to score a 37 which is good news to me because when I took that test at High School I ended up getting a 35. Oh boy I hope my leg surgery isn't going to turn me down and I pass basics.


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
because when I took that test at High School I ended up getting a 35.
My condolences.


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Status report
I haven't masturbated in six hours.
Holy shit.
Guys... GUYS
WE'RE GETTING THROUGH

It  means he's masturbating right now.

While he is responding to your posts

Looking at your avatars
Last Edit: February 10, 2016, 08:50:49 PM by MyNameIsCharlie


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Status report
I haven't masturbated in six hours.
Holy shit.
Guys... GUYS
WE'RE GETTING THROUGH

It  means he's masturbating right now.

While he is responding to your posts

Looking at your avatars
I'm actually okay with this.
Just the avatar part, not the cheating on our agreement.


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Status report
I haven't masturbated in six hours.
Holy shit.
Guys... GUYS
WE'RE GETTING THROUGH

It  means he's masturbating right now.

While he is responding to your posts

Looking at your avatars

Then he is a fucking furry and therefore cancer


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Status report
I haven't masturbated in six hours.
Holy shit.
Guys... GUYS
WE'RE GETTING THROUGH

It  means he's masturbating right now.

While he is responding to your posts

Looking at your avatars

Then he is a fucking furry and therefore cancer
Masturbating to furry porn makes you as much a furry as masturbating to lesbian porn makes you a lesbian.


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Don't get your hopes up guys, I'm probably gonna pop these generic benadryls, shitpost a little, then go watch a japanese boy in a school girl outfit masturbate for fifteen minutes before I pass the fuck out.


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Status report
I haven't masturbated in six hours.
Holy shit.
Guys... GUYS
WE'RE GETTING THROUGH

It  means he's masturbating right now.

While he is responding to your posts

Looking at your avatars

Then he is a fucking furry and therefore cancer
Masturbating to furry porn makes you as much a furry as masturbating to lesbian porn makes you a lesbian.

shut the fuck up lesbian


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Don't get your hopes up guys, I'm probably gonna pop these generic benadryls, shitpost a little, then go watch a japanese boy in a school girl outfit masturbate for fifteen minutes before I pass the fuck out.
Instead, why not go outside and look at the stars over a nice cup of tea?
...
But take the benadryl first


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Why is this a thing

People use these "challenges" as a subtle way of admitting they have a problem.


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Day one of nofap for me. So far so good.
is this really some big challenge for people? It's just....not masturbating.
Some weebs just can live without pleasuring themselves to their favourite  2D


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Still so far so good.


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Day one of nofap for me. So far so good.
is this really some big challenge for people? It's just....not masturbating.
Some weebs just can live without pleasuring themselves to their favourite  2D

I'm not a weeb.


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People use these "challenges" as a subtle way of admitting they have a problem.
Throwing a waterfilled condom on your head is a good symptom that they have a serious problem


 
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Fuckin hell, Das.


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Day one of nofap for me. So far so good.
is this really some big challenge for people? It's just....not masturbating.
Some weebs just can live without pleasuring themselves to their favourite  2D

I'm not a weeb.
Or maybe you produce that much sperm that its medically dangerous for you not to fap. Y'all need to donate to the sperm bank


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Day one of nofap for me. So far so good.
is this really some big challenge for people? It's just....not masturbating.
Some weebs just can live without pleasuring themselves to their favourite  2D

I'm not a weeb.
Or maybe you produce that much sperm that its medically dangerous for you not to fap. Y'all need to donate to the sperm bank

I think I have that problem where I just produce too much.


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Day one of nofap for me. So far so good.
is this really some big challenge for people? It's just....not masturbating.
Some weebs just can live without pleasuring themselves to their favourite  2D

I'm not a weeb.
Or maybe you produce that much sperm that its medically dangerous for you not to fap. Y'all need to donate to the sperm bank

I think I have that problem where I just produce too much.
To the bank you go, make millions!


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Day one of nofap for me. So far so good.
is this really some big challenge for people? It's just....not masturbating.
Some weebs just can live without pleasuring themselves to their favourite  2D

I'm not a weeb.
Or maybe you produce that much sperm that its medically dangerous for you not to fap. Y'all need to donate to the sperm bank

I think I have that problem where I just produce too much.
To the bank you go, make millions!

Nah. Nobody wants my genes anyway.