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The Hån | Heroic Unstoppable!
 
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does this stuff even work?
Halp.
Last Edit: February 09, 2016, 05:20:02 PM by Han Norum

 
Coomer | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
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So uh
Do you like pizza time?

 
RomanGladiator | Legendary Invincible!
 
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Trek or Wars.

 
 
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You will find out who you are not a thousand times, before you ever discover who you are. I hope you find peace in yourself and learn to love instead of hate.
tell her you'll leave her arse looking like syria

 
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Are you a stegosaurus? Because I want to dig up your bones.

 
Batch | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
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"So we have 5 minutes? That's all I need, BEND OVER"

 
 
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The Rage....
ever wonder what happens in Orion's belt?

 
The Hån | Heroic Unstoppable!
 
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Quote from: gooots'd on February 09, 2016, 05:26:29 PM
tell her you'll leave her arse looking like syria
Insta-pucci

 
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Your love gets me so high
hey babe, are you a doctor?
"no...why?"
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because you just cured my erectile dysfunction ;D

i've used this line on tinder hookups before and it has never failed me
Last Edit: February 09, 2016, 05:45:02 PM by 🍄Tryptameme🍄

 
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See you Cowgirl,
Someday, somewhere
Quote from: 🍄Tryptameme🍄 on February 09, 2016, 05:44:09 PM
hey babe, are you a doctor?
"no...why?"
Spoiler
because you just cured my erectile dysfunction ;D

i've used this line on tinder hookups before and it has never failed me
I just used it and now I'm banned from tinder