Old greentext story ITT

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>Be me
>A blonde german with green eyes
>This Hitler guy sure is great
>"Jews are filth"
>judging face.jpeg
>I don't know about this I have jewish friends but everything else is fine
>vote for him

3 months pass

>Hang out with my jew friend "Oskar"
>Oskar says that it's difficult to be a jew
>I nod
>"I wish I would die already"
>Oh come on, it can't be that bad, I say
>Just as Oskar is saying stuff about the Nazi party his voice is outmatched by the sound of a truck
>"Juden!"
>Ohshitohshit.gif
>"You there get in!"
>Oskar gets in
>The guy walks up to me and punches me unconscious

Wake up in a cellar with Oskar and other people

>Mother is holding her children and they're all crying
>Hear footsteps coming in closer and closer
>Dead silence other than the sound of footsteps
>Old man is saying his prayer
>Heart is beating so loud I can feel it through my body
>Footsteps stop
>Knees weak
>arms spaghetti
>He opens the door
>He gets on the floor
>everybody walks the dinosaur
Last Edit: November 15, 2014, 04:34:25 PM by DigitalIZesty


aREALgod | Legendary Invincible!
 
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Wtf no gas chamber what is this


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Moms spaghetti
My Führer


TheOneTrueDesticle | Heroic Unstoppable!
 
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s03nPj9fDBcN

The Pancakes List:

-Latsu
-DAS B00T
-Ryle
-TBlocks
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-True Velox
-Cupofcoffee
-Daniel
-Solonoid
-Rinev Jeqkogo
This is just Zesty's post again, isn't it?


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If you had posted here first it would have a better feel to it.


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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
No...please no....