Okay folks. Here's the deal. I like christmas time with my family. I don't like christmas. The month or two preceeding christmas always blows ass. Without fail. This seems like a fact of life for me. And it seems like I've started this downward trend in luck a little early for christmas this year.

So, in conjunction with this year's theme, here's the bet.

If I should die, or I am killed before christmas, I win.

If I make it past december 25th to the next day, I will personally write every last one of you people on this site a big fucking christmas rhyme or poem, or whatever the fuck, and send it to all of you through a mass PM. That's 500 names I'll go through and enter into the PM box.

And there you have it.

BIG FUCKING EDIT:

Yeah Class, call this attention bait all you want. At least I don't spam half the garbage you ever put out. I need a little enjoyment too. So that's what this is. My sense of humor.

Everybody here needs to lighten up. Fuck, I need to lighten up too especially after today. That's why I made this. I suppose sarcasm is hard to spot.

I don't actually figure I'll kick the bucket any time soon. But, it simply occured to me that if I did, it'd be hella convienent and bad/good timing considering all my other past christmases. And that's funny to me.

Woah now, come on Sandtrap, thats dark even for you.

What if somebody else dies first?

Lol at this attention bait

I'm as serious as can be. To the folks that I call friend, most know that I don't go back on my word. SO, here and now, you have my word.

If I'm dead before christmas, I win. If I'm not, then I've got to write something nice for em, and send it off to every member of this site at the same time.

Bro go talk to a professional

Quote from: SecondClass on November 21, 2014, 03:53:08 PM

Lol at this attention bait

I'm as serious as can be. To the folks that I call friend, most know that I don't go back on my word. SO, here and now, you have my word.

If I'm dead before christmas, I win. If I'm not, then I've got to write something nice for em, and send it off to every member of this site at the same time.

I never said you weren't serious. Just that this thread is blatantly fishing for attention. You don't have to make a topic about how you're going to die every other day.

Woah, you okay? What makes you think you'd die before christmas?

You seem out of sorts.

Quote from: Sandtrap on November 21, 2014, 03:55:40 PM

Quote from: SecondClass on November 21, 2014, 03:53:08 PM

Lol at this attention bait

I'm as serious as can be. To the folks that I call friend, most know that I don't go back on my word. SO, here and now, you have my word.

If I'm dead before christmas, I win. If I'm not, then I've got to write something nice for em, and send it off to every member of this site at the same time.

I never said you weren't serious. Just that this thread is blatantly fishing for attention. You don't have to make a topic about how you're going to die every other day.

I need my sense of humor today right? Can you give me that? Can you allow me to write something mildly amusing to myself?

After all, half of your shit is done for your own amusement anyway. Not like adding this to the pile of flaming garbage would make much of a difference.

You should write 1 big universal letter and send it so you won't have to write 500 letters.

And I get that your in a low point right now. Life just isn't favoring you. But you know 100% this will pass like the others, and you'll be glad you powered through.


I'm getting that letter, customize it for me bruh?

You should write 1 big universal letter and send it so you won't have to write 500 letters.

And I get that your in a low point right now. Life just isn't favoring you. But you know 100% this will pass like the others, and you'll be glad you powered through.


I'm getting that letter, customize it for me bruh?

Fuck no. You get a universal letter like the rest!

And I'm not actually feeling that blue. I just figured it'd be hilarious if I kicked the bucket before christmas because that would be so damn typical. So I made a bet on it!

Quote from: Sandtrap on November 21, 2014, 04:14:29 PM

Quote from: Rocketman287 on November 21, 2014, 04:11:58 PM

You should write 1 big universal letter and send it so you won't have to write 500 letters.

And I get that your in a low point right now. Life just isn't favoring you. But you know 100% this will pass like the others, and you'll be glad you powered through.


I'm getting that letter, customize it for me bruh?

Fuck no. You get a universal letter like the rest!

And I'm not actually feeling that blue. I just figured it'd be hilarious if I kicked the bucket before christmas because that would be so damn typical. So I made a bet on it!

Fine, Universal Studios it is

Just checking on you man. P.M me anytime you are down

Sure thing! I slipped and fell down on the ice at least four times today!

Quote from: Rocketman287 on November 21, 2014, 04:16:01 PM

Quote from: Sandtrap on November 21, 2014, 04:14:29 PM

Quote from: Rocketman287 on November 21, 2014, 04:11:58 PM

You should write 1 big universal letter and send it so you won't have to write 500 letters.

And I get that your in a low point right now. Life just isn't favoring you. But you know 100% this will pass like the others, and you'll be glad you powered through.


I'm getting that letter, customize it for me bruh?

Fuck no. You get a universal letter like the rest!

And I'm not actually feeling that blue. I just figured it'd be hilarious if I kicked the bucket before christmas because that would be so damn typical. So I made a bet on it!

Fine, Universal Studios it is

Just checking on you man. P.M me anytime you are down

Sure thing! I slipped and fell down on the ice at least four times today!

The good ole restaurant business XD
I've burned my hands countless times