AMA I'm Jive Turkey ask me anything

Jive Turkey · March 30, 2017, 02:16:44 AM

Never done one of these before. I'm gonna sleep soon but tomorrow I'll answer questions once they build up.

My knowledge is broad but you guys can ask me about my specialities which are fitness / bodybuilding /women / sex / self improvement / being a boss / etc.

Hahahaha very funny Zonda · March 30, 2017, 02:21:30 AM

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Jive Turkey · March 30, 2017, 02:28:42 AM

Quote from: ねこ on March 30, 2017, 02:21:30 AM

Favorite pinball table?

This one boi

Jono · March 30, 2017, 02:33:03 AM

Their stories are eerily similar but who do you think was written better, Arthas Menethil or Anakin Skywalker?

Favorite wrestling move?

Do you think Somewhere In Time is Iron Maiden's best work?

Why do you still come to Sep7?

Oh · March 30, 2017, 10:24:54 AM

how would you go about fixing secondclass?

FatherlyNick - fuck putin · March 30, 2017, 10:47:58 AM

What was the most expensive place you rented? Was it worth the price?

Turkey · March 30, 2017, 11:01:10 AM

How do I stop benching like a little bitch?

My squat and deadlift have skyrocketed but I've barely improved on bench (+10% in 4 months).

maverick · March 30, 2017, 11:52:51 AM

I now have a chad in my life wat do

N/A · March 30, 2017, 12:12:56 PM

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Solonoid · March 30, 2017, 04:08:41 PM

How do I get less jacked?

Jive Turkey · March 30, 2017, 04:10:53 PM

Quote from: Jono on March 30, 2017, 02:33:03 AM

Their stories are eerily similar but who do you think was written better, Arthas Menethil or Anakin Skywalker?

Favorite wrestling move?

Do you think Somewhere In Time is Iron Maiden's best work?

Why do you still come to Sep7?

Had to read up on the Arthas guy but he sounds more badass TBH

I love Goldbergs spear because it's so vicious but I also like the Batista Bomb

Never listened to it

Because I like the personalities here. And I can post pics of myself and blog

Jive Turkey · March 30, 2017, 04:13:25 PM

Quote from: Simseoh on March 30, 2017, 10:24:54 AM

how would you go about fixing secondclass?

Secondclass needs to get over the hatred of men. Silly Class doesn't realize that by having so much resentment towards men, men basically hold a permanent spot inside his mind and control him. Bad explanation but basically, if Class just let go of any resistance to what is, he'd be happier.

Jive Turkey · March 30, 2017, 04:14:02 PM

Quote from: FatherlyNick on March 30, 2017, 10:47:58 AM

What was the most expensive place you rented? Was it worth the price?

Never rented a place but I have an overdue library book that's up to like $30 right now fugggggg D:

Solonoid · March 30, 2017, 04:18:58 PM

Quote from: Jive Turkey on March 30, 2017, 04:13:25 PM

Quote from: Simseoh on March 30, 2017, 10:24:54 AM
how would you go about fixing secondclass?
Secondclass needs to get over the hatred of men. Silly Class doesn't realize that by having so much resentment towards men, men basically hold a permanent spot inside his mind and control him. Bad explanation but basically, if Class just let go of any resistance to what is, he'd be happier.

So what you mean is, he should just lay down and let it happen.

Jive Turkey · March 30, 2017, 04:22:01 PM

Quote from: Töqi on March 30, 2017, 11:01:10 AM

How do I stop benching like a little bitch?

My squat and deadlift have skyrocketed but I've barely improved on bench (+10% in 4 months).

My bench was absolute garbage until about a month and a half ago. What I changed was going a little wider so that my hands, wrist, and elbows were all vertically aligned. I also squeeze my scapula together more and my feet are positioned back more towards my glutes, slight back arch. Besides this I started benching twice a week (heavy both weeks) and working up in the rep range of 6 - 3 - 2 - 1 (but the 1 rep not being your max, maybe 90-95% of it). Then working back down. That's helped a ton

That being said a some people are just gonna have a harder time with bench due to leverages and skeleton thickness etc.

Jive Turkey · March 30, 2017, 04:22:30 PM

Quote from: Maverick on March 30, 2017, 11:52:51 AM

I now have a chad in my life wat do

Friend or Foe?

Jive Turkey · March 30, 2017, 04:24:26 PM

Quote from: Zen on March 30, 2017, 12:12:56 PM

How's my progress looking?
Spoiler

Fucking great especially compared to your early pictures man. You're also looking tan

Jive Turkey · March 30, 2017, 04:27:26 PM

Quote from: Fishcakes on March 30, 2017, 04:08:41 PM

How do I get less jacked?

Not even gonna answer this. Disrespectful smh

N/A · March 30, 2017, 04:34:23 PM

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DAS B00T x2 · March 30, 2017, 04:36:46 PM

Can you teach me how to dougie?

challengerX · March 30, 2017, 05:18:11 PM

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Solonoid · March 30, 2017, 05:56:15 PM

Quote from: Jive Turkey on March 30, 2017, 04:27:26 PM

Quote from: Fishcakes on March 30, 2017, 04:08:41 PM
How do I get less jacked?
Not even gonna answer this. Disrespectful smh

bruh I gotta know

Im too big, just wanna be soft

Zonda · March 30, 2017, 08:46:46 PM

How many days has it been since you cheated on your girl?

Jive Turkey · March 30, 2017, 10:22:15 PM

Quote from: Zen on March 30, 2017, 04:34:23 PM

Quote from: Jive Turkey on March 30, 2017, 04:24:26 PM
Quote from: Zen on March 30, 2017, 12:12:56 PM
How's my progress looking?
Spoiler

Fucking great especially compared to your early pictures man. You're also looking tan
Thanks. I've been doing all sorts of things to bring up my test levels while working out as well. Full body tans, cold showers, I also bought a supposed test booster and estrogen blocker, both the nugenix brand. Don't think you saw the pm about it, know you said it doesn't give you notifications. I've been posting on /fit/ as well and they said that it sucks and only prescribed t works though. I know from having tests done when I got gyno at 17, my t was below normal, and I'm 25 now, so I can't imagine how it is now. Without insurance I can't do much.

Along with that I started yohimbine and DMHA and been taking that all preworkout along with l-arginine and protein powder.

Yeah over the counter test boosters are bs. If you really want to bring your levels up and a doctor won't do it for you, you can always make a few purchases and "self medicate"

Jive Turkey · March 30, 2017, 10:22:32 PM

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on March 30, 2017, 04:36:46 PM

Can you teach me how to dougie?

Idk how that was before my time

Jive Turkey · March 30, 2017, 10:24:10 PM

Quote from: sep6agon THOT patrol on March 30, 2017, 08:46:46 PM

How many days has it been since you cheated on your girl?

I never cheated on my girl lol it was a joke. But she cheated on me smh

Right now I'm seeing 3 different girls and I told them all beforehand that it's open and casual and they're cool with it for now (until they catch feelings)

N/A · March 30, 2017, 10:26:45 PM

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maverick · March 30, 2017, 11:38:16 PM

Quote from: Jive Turkey on March 30, 2017, 04:22:30 PM

Quote from: Maverick on March 30, 2017, 11:52:51 AM
I now have a chad in my life wat do
Friend or Foe?

Family

R o c k e t · March 31, 2017, 02:24:12 AM

oreos?

Solonoid · March 31, 2017, 02:36:59 AM

Quote from: Zen on March 30, 2017, 10:26:45 PM

Quote from: Jive Turkey on March 30, 2017, 10:22:15 PM
]Yeah over the counter test boosters are bs. If you really want to bring your levels up and a doctor won't do it for you, you can always make a few purchases and "self medicate"
know any places to buy for that?

Don't fall into the trap.