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Never done one of these before. I'm gonna sleep soon but tomorrow I'll answer questions once they build up.

My knowledge is broad but you guys can ask me about my specialities which are fitness / bodybuilding /women / sex / self improvement / being a boss / etc.


 
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Their stories are eerily similar but who do you think was written better, Arthas Menethil or Anakin Skywalker?

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How do I stop benching like a little bitch?

My squat and deadlift have skyrocketed but I've barely improved on bench (+10% in 4 months).


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Their stories are eerily similar but who do you think was written better, Arthas Menethil or Anakin Skywalker?

Favorite wrestling move?

Do you think Somewhere In Time is Iron Maiden's best work?

Why do you still come to Sep7?
Had to read up on the Arthas guy but he sounds more badass TBH

I love Goldbergs spear because it's so vicious but I also like the Batista Bomb

Never listened to it

Because I like the personalities here. And I can post pics of myself and blog


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how would you go about fixing secondclass?
Secondclass needs to get over the hatred of men. Silly Class doesn't realize that by having so much resentment towards men, men basically hold a permanent spot inside his mind and control him. Bad explanation but basically, if Class just let go of any resistance to what is, he'd be happier.


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What was the most expensive place you rented? Was it worth the price?
Never rented a place but I have an overdue library book that's up to like $30 right now fugggggg D:


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how would you go about fixing secondclass?
Secondclass needs to get over the hatred of men. Silly Class doesn't realize that by having so much resentment towards men, men basically hold a permanent spot inside his mind and control him. Bad explanation but basically, if Class just let go of any resistance to what is, he'd be happier.
So what you mean is, he should just lay down and let it happen.


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How do I stop benching like a little bitch?

My squat and deadlift have skyrocketed but I've barely improved on bench (+10% in 4 months).
My bench was absolute garbage until about a month and a half ago. What I changed was going a little wider so that my hands, wrist, and elbows were all vertically aligned. I also squeeze my scapula together more and my feet are positioned back more towards my glutes, slight back arch. Besides this I started benching twice a week (heavy both weeks) and working up in the rep range of 6 - 3 - 2 - 1 (but the 1 rep not being your max, maybe 90-95% of it). Then working back down. That's helped a ton

That being said a some people are just gonna have a harder time with bench due to leverages and skeleton thickness etc.


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How's my progress looking?
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Fucking great especially compared to your early pictures man. You're also looking tan  8)


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How do I get less jacked?
Not even gonna answer this. Disrespectful smh


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How do I get less jacked?
Not even gonna answer this. Disrespectful smh
bruh I gotta know

Im too big, just wanna be soft


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How's my progress looking?
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Fucking great especially compared to your early pictures man. You're also looking tan  8)
Thanks. I've been doing all sorts of things to bring up my test levels while working out as well. Full body tans, cold showers, I also bought a supposed test booster and estrogen blocker, both the nugenix brand. Don't think you saw the pm about it, know you said it doesn't give you notifications. I've been posting on /fit/ as well and they said that it sucks and only prescribed t works though. I know from having tests done when I got gyno at 17, my t was below normal, and I'm 25 now, so I can't imagine how it is now. Without insurance I can't do much.

Along with that I started yohimbine and DMHA and been taking that all preworkout along with l-arginine and protein powder.
Yeah over the counter test boosters are bs. If you really want to bring your levels up and a doctor won't do it for you, you can always make a few purchases and "self medicate"


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Can you teach me how to dougie?
Idk how that was before my time


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How many days has it been since you cheated on your girl?
I never cheated on my girl lol it was a joke. But she cheated on me smh

Right now I'm seeing 3 different girls and I told them all beforehand that it's open and casual and they're cool with it for now (until they catch feelings)


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]Yeah over the counter test boosters are bs. If you really want to bring your levels up and a doctor won't do it for you, you can always make a few purchases and "self medicate"
know any places to buy for that?
Don't fall into the trap.