I'm Going To England!

 
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More specifically London. I'll be there for about a week before I head over to Paris.

So what the fuck should I do while I'm there? I'm not limited to the city I could very well go outside of it. That's just where my apartment will be.


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Since I'm apparently not allowed to edit while on my phone I'm going to tomorrow.

So I'll arrive early morning for Brits / late afternoon for Americans.


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London?

Best places in England are mostly in the countryside. Go take a train up north and visit the Lake District.

Also, avoid youths wearing track suits and gold chains. They're likely to shank you up, fam.


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More specifically London. I'll be there for about a week before I head over to Paris.

So what the fuck should I do while I'm there? I'm not limited to the city I could very well go outside of it. That's just where my apartment will be.

Fuck as many Europeans as possible.


 
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Go around the city man, it's huge. Search up tourist destinations.


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More specifically London. I'll be there for about a week before I head over to Paris.

So what the fuck should I do while I'm there? I'm not limited to the city I could very well go outside of it. That's just where my apartment will be.

Fuck as many Europeans as possible.

Most people in the UK prefer to think of ourselves as an island in the middle of the Atlantic, not near Europe. And Europeans avoid the UK because we're all uncultured swine.


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London is huge, there are hundreds, thousands of things to do, best advice I can give you is to spend a whole day just travelling across the whole city, by foot and by tube, go everywhere and then if you spot specific things just go for it.

And if you are heading outside London, here in the South we have tons of shit, real countryside.

You have to, and I mean HAVE to, walk around Central London, whilst wearing your most American attire, eating a burger, and saying very american things to yourself. And just see their faces


 
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London is huge, there are hundreds, thousands of things to do, best advice I can give you is to spend a whole day just travelling across the whole city, by foot and by tube, go everywhere and then if you spot specific things just go for it.

And if you are heading outside London, here in the South we have tons of shit, real countryside.

You have to, and I mean HAVE to, walk around Central London, whilst wearing your most American attire, eating a burger, and saying very american things to yourself. And just see their faces

I get the feeling that you're trying to get the shit beaten out of me with that last one.


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More specifically London. I'll be there for about a week before I head over to Paris.

So what the fuck should I do while I'm there? I'm not limited to the city I could very well go outside of it. That's just where my apartment will be.

Should catch the train up to Newcastle, I'd be happy to show you around.


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London is huge, there are hundreds, thousands of things to do, best advice I can give you is to spend a whole day just travelling across the whole city, by foot and by tube, go everywhere and then if you spot specific things just go for it.

And if you are heading outside London, here in the South we have tons of shit, real countryside.

You have to, and I mean HAVE to, walk around Central London, whilst wearing your most American attire, eating a burger, and saying very american things to yourself. And just see their faces

I get the feeling that you're trying to get the shit beaten out of me with that last one.

Nah, nobody is that butthurt here, whilst americans over-exaggerate things we are famous for under-exaggerating, you'd probably have a hundreds selfies taken and multiple beers bought for you


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More specifically London. I'll be there for about a week before I head over to Paris.

So what the fuck should I do while I'm there? I'm not limited to the city I could very well go outside of it. That's just where my apartment will be.

Should catch the train up to Newcastle, I'd be happy to show you around.

Oh dear we have a Tynesider in our midst


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More specifically London. I'll be there for about a week before I head over to Paris.

So what the fuck should I do while I'm there? I'm not limited to the city I could very well go outside of it. That's just where my apartment will be.

Should catch the train up to Newcastle, I'd be happy to show you around.

Oh dear we have a Tynesider in our midst

Come at me brah!


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I'm jealous.

Take me with you?


 
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Try and get a Full English

A what?

1) A full English breakfast.

2) A term when you have vaginal, oral and anal sex in the same session.
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Try and get a Full English

A what?
This wonderful little breakfast
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Just try black pudding at least. It's an acquired taste but it's so hard to find in America so you might not ever get a chance to try it again. It's delicious IMO.

Fucking finally! I've met an Anglo on the net that likes black pudding. Otherwise known as fried pigs blood.


 
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Try and get a Full English

A what?

1) A full English breakfast.

2) A term when you have vaginal, oral and anal sex in the same session.

Not gunny lie, I thought he was talking about the second definition which is why I wanted clarification.


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A what?
This wonderful little breakfast
Spoiler
Just try black pudding at least. It's an acquired taste but it's so hard to find in America so you might not ever get a chance to try it again. It's delicious IMO.

Fucking finally! I've met an Anglo on the net that likes black pudding. Otherwise known as fried pigs blood.
Your one of the few Brits I've met on here that actually likes it. I've only ever had it once in my life when I had a family member from the UK that came to visit and prepared it. It's been my life goal to try it again. Simply delicious stuff.

Damn it, Your not an Anglo! Ah well, I still have to find some Anglo's on the net who like black pudding.


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More specifically London. I'll be there for about a week before I head over to Paris.

So what the fuck should I do while I'm there? I'm not limited to the city I could very well go outside of it. That's just where my apartment will be.

Should catch the train up to Newcastle, I'd be happy to show you around.

Oh dear we have a Tynesider in our midst

Come at me brah!

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Go to the zoo. They have komodo dragons.

Avoid the London Eye, it's not worth it.

Oh and go to Soho, there are some really good bars there. When you're at the bar order a Pear Kopparberg, seriously you'll thank me later.


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London is huge, there are hundreds, thousands of things to do, best advice I can give you is to spend a whole day just travelling across the whole city, by foot and by tube, go everywhere and then if you spot specific things just go for it.

And if you are heading outside London, here in the South we have tons of shit, real countryside.

You have to, and I mean HAVE to, walk around Central London, whilst wearing your most American attire, eating a burger, and saying very american things to yourself. And just see their faces

I get the feeling that you're trying to get the shit beaten out of me with that last one.

Joking aside, the average britbong has very good manners. Just avoid eye contact with people and you'll get along fine, that's not because of any spontaneous eruptions of violence caused by it, but because people tend to keep their heads down and mind their own business more than anything.

As for what to do in the sultanate of Londonistan, you should visit some of the museums <.<
The natural history museum is my favourite but that's if you like huge collections of dinosaur bones and the like. The british museum is basically a gigantic trophy rack of 'shit we stole in the glory days of the empire', it's certainly worth a look.

You can always go sight seeing and see Big Bong and pray that it's not Six Bong when you do <.<
Westminster is a fancy building even if it is full of twats. The London Eye is cool too. London Zoo is certainly worth a visit <.<

This is mostly stuff that I enjoyed in London though, since I love the natural world/history and museums and the like so yeah <.<

Oh and if anyone screams YE FOOKIN WOT M8?! Then start running. Don't look back either, or you'll turn to stone >.>


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London is huge, there are hundreds, thousands of things to do, best advice I can give you is to spend a whole day just travelling across the whole city, by foot and by tube, go everywhere and then if you spot specific things just go for it.

And if you are heading outside London, here in the South we have tons of shit, real countryside.

You have to, and I mean HAVE to, walk around Central London, whilst wearing your most American attire, eating a burger, and saying very american things to yourself. And just see their faces

I get the feeling that you're trying to get the shit beaten out of me with that last one.

Joking aside, the average britbong has very good manners. Just avoid eye contact with people and you'll get along fine, that's not because of any spontaneous eruptions of violence caused by it, but because people tend to keep their heads down and mind their own business more than anything.

As for what to do in the sultanate of Londonistan, you should visit some of the museums <.<
The natural history museum is my favourite but that's if you like huge collections of dinosaur bones and the like. The british museum is basically a gigantic trophy rack of 'shit we stole in the glory days of the empire', it's certainly worth a look.

You can always go sight seeing and see Big Bong and pray that it's not Six Bong when you do <.<
Westminster is a fancy building even if it is full of twats. The London Eye is cool too. London Zoo is certainly worth a visit <.<

This is mostly stuff that I enjoyed in London though, since I love the natural world/history and museums and the like so yeah <.<

Oh and if anyone screams YE FOOKIN WOT M8?! Then start running. Don't look back either, or you'll turn to stone >.>

The Imperial war museum is a very good visit as well.