It has been more than a year than I have fucked a girl (because I honestly just grown out of hooking up). Now the main idea is to go to my place while everyone is asleep but you know that can easily be messed up by random shit. Her house is also an option but her mom would not be happy if she found us. Hotels here are 21 and over to check in so that is not an option. Any ideas of how to go about this. Oh and on a side note

Hopefully you remember where to put it

In her pooper I gotchu.

Grab a tent and sleeping bag and build a fire.

It's actually incredibly romantic.

It's winter

Grab a tent and sleeping bag and build a fire.

It's actually incredibly romantic.

What do you even know? You just find eggs with your partners and bring them to a daycare.

Quote from: Kirlia on December 21, 2015, 10:02:15 PM

Grab a tent and sleeping bag and build a fire.

It's actually incredibly romantic.

It's winter

take a look at this wuss guys

Remember,  foreplay or it ain't going in.

Humans have such crude aspirations.

Well hey, if they didn't, then who would you have to look down on to feel better about yourself?

Quote from: Mr Whiteflame on December 21, 2015, 10:03:16 PM

Quote from: Kirlia on December 21, 2015, 10:02:15 PM

Grab a tent and sleeping bag and build a fire.

It's actually incredibly romantic.

What do you even know? You just find eggs with your partners and bring them to a daycare.

Um, I'm the emotion Pokémon.

Slut.

Quote from: Verbatim on December 21, 2015, 10:03:23 PM

Humans have such crude aspirations.

Well hey, if they didn't, then who would you have to look down on to feel better about yourself?

Good point.

this is the most difficult part of sex when neither person has their own place

a car might be your best bet >.>

Quote from: SecondClass on December 21, 2015, 10:05:22 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on December 21, 2015, 10:03:23 PM

Humans have such crude aspirations.

Well hey, if they didn't, then who would you have to look down on to feel better about yourself?

Good point.

You know,  if you wore protection what do you really have against it? Its emotional interaction and its fun.

You don't liek the funs?

One of my fav things about the misc is that fellas will ALWAYS post pics with these kinds of threads :/

Quote from: Mr Whiteflame on December 21, 2015, 10:05:50 PM

Quote from: Batch on December 21, 2015, 10:04:57 PM

Remember,  foreplay or it ain't going in.

Don't worry I got foreplay down.

Spoiler

I got dem magic fingers.

I always like to start with some oral, provided she shaved, but its still good.

Fingers are like a half way through thing for me, just have a towel at the ready.

She is not into oral and after 5 mins the taste is just bleh.

remember the novelty giant candycane


you gotta stay festive during these holidays.