I'm beginning to see why some of you are so salty

MyNameIsCharlie · October 03, 2015, 08:39:31 PM

I post about sex, and you say fapping is your thing. I post about drinking and you abstain.

No fucking wonder some of you are so angry.

Guys, get laid. Drink a beer. Let the steam off.

Thun · October 03, 2015, 08:42:06 PM

You just figured this out?

MyNameIsCharlie · October 03, 2015, 08:43:29 PM

Quote from: Thunder on October 03, 2015, 08:42:06 PM

You just figured this out?

Well, I've been back for only a few days...

Verbatim · October 03, 2015, 08:43:33 PM

but alcohol is for idiots, though

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MyNameIsCharlie · October 03, 2015, 08:47:56 PM

Quote from: Awoo~ on October 03, 2015, 08:46:13 PM

You're implying I have the social skills to get my dick wet.

Believe it or not, if you get over your self imposed inhibitions (that's where alcohol comes in) it isn't as hard as you think.

Verbatim · October 03, 2015, 08:48:58 PM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on October 03, 2015, 08:47:56 PM

Quote from: Awoo~ on October 03, 2015, 08:46:13 PM
You're implying I have the social skills to get my dick wet.
Believe it or not, if you get over your self imposed inhibitions (that's where alcohol comes in) it isn't as hard as you think.

that's rape

Blonic the Fluxmeister · October 03, 2015, 08:49:16 PM

I don't even like alcohol.

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Big Boss · October 03, 2015, 08:50:43 PM

I realized that drinking sucks after spending 2 years of uni getting pissed regularly and regretting it

MyNameIsCharlie · October 03, 2015, 08:51:50 PM

Quote from: Fuddy-duddy on October 03, 2015, 08:48:58 PM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on October 03, 2015, 08:47:56 PM
Quote from: Awoo~ on October 03, 2015, 08:46:13 PM
You're implying I have the social skills to get my dick wet.
Believe it or not, if you get over your self imposed inhibitions (that's where alcohol comes in) it isn't as hard as you think.
that's rape

Women who call rape on drunken sex don't go to the bars you go to for drunken sex.

Verbatim · October 03, 2015, 08:54:40 PM

i was kidding anyway

drunken sex is fucking stupid though

Big Boss · October 03, 2015, 08:56:06 PM

What's drunken sex actually like?

Winy · October 03, 2015, 08:59:36 PM

Quote from: Big Boss on October 03, 2015, 08:56:06 PM

What's drunken sex actually like?

It's almost like having sex while you're drunk.

Risay117 · October 03, 2015, 09:00:02 PM

I am just salty, cause I have been stuck away from civilization for the last month. Fuck, 7 days a week 12 hours a day, working in the oil patch. But what can I say, I am a whore for that sweet moolah.

🍁 Aria 🔮 · October 03, 2015, 09:01:06 PM

Quote from: Fuddy-duddy on October 03, 2015, 08:54:40 PM

i was kidding anyway

drunken sex is fucking stupid though

I can definitely agree to that. I don't like to be tipsy, I can't imagine trying to do that while drunk.

MyNameIsCharlie · October 03, 2015, 09:04:07 PM

Quote from: Big Boss on October 03, 2015, 08:56:06 PM

What's drunken sex actually like?

It is both amazing and disappointing. No connection, but lessened inhibitions. She and you both do things you wouldn't normally do, but no feelings

Deesbee · October 03, 2015, 09:35:30 PM

I would like this post over and over forever if I could.

Lord Starch · October 03, 2015, 09:49:54 PM

Maybe I'm missing something here but who was salty and about what?

Kitsune 狐 · October 03, 2015, 09:52:10 PM

Land of virgins

R o c k e t · October 03, 2015, 11:14:43 PM

But you had all those things before and became a salt mine

Septy · October 03, 2015, 11:23:12 PM

alcohol is luv

big sponge · October 03, 2015, 11:28:07 PM

Quote from: RELEASE ME MUTANT BAG! on October 03, 2015, 11:14:43 PM

But you had all those things before and became a salt mine

Says the one who cried for weeks about how all women are evil because a girl turned him down.

Jive Turkey · October 03, 2015, 11:29:35 PM

Nah chill

Korra · October 03, 2015, 11:52:30 PM

R o c k e t · October 04, 2015, 12:47:16 AM

Quote from: LC on October 03, 2015, 11:28:07 PM

Quote from: RELEASE ME MUTANT BAG! on October 03, 2015, 11:14:43 PM
But you had all those things before and became a salt mine

Says the one who cried for weeks about how all women are evil because a girl turned him down.

Did I?

big sponge · October 04, 2015, 12:54:31 AM

Quote from: RELEASE ME MUTANT BAG! on October 04, 2015, 12:47:16 AM

Quote from: LC on October 03, 2015, 11:28:07 PM
Quote from: RELEASE ME MUTANT BAG! on October 03, 2015, 11:14:43 PM
But you had all those things before and became a salt mine

Says the one who cried for weeks about how all women are evil because a girl turned him down.

Did I?

Yes

October 04, 2015, 12:57:09 AM

R o c k e t · October 04, 2015, 12:57:10 AM

Quote from: LC on October 04, 2015, 12:54:31 AM

Quote from: RELEASE ME MUTANT BAG! on October 04, 2015, 12:47:16 AM
Quote from: LC on October 03, 2015, 11:28:07 PM
Quote from: RELEASE ME MUTANT BAG! on October 03, 2015, 11:14:43 PM
But you had all those things before and became a salt mine

Says the one who cried for weeks about how all women are evil because a girl turned him down.

Did I?

Yes

👌

Sandtrap · October 04, 2015, 02:53:58 AM

There's more constructive ways to relax that I'd prefer.