I'd call the cops on him.

Call the police if I can't catch him myself, explain the situation to them, hope they find people who're old enough to get in trouble for encouraging that kind of behaviour with him.
When they bring him back, I deprive him of things he likes to punish him, remove gaming devices from him, probably take his phone away if he has one, limit the time he can spend with his friends by grounding him, and keep the phone/computer access/gaming devices longer if he disobeys.

Let them go have their fun because when they get home they're gonna be dead. Or track their phone and show up to pick them up embarrassing the shut out of them. You don't steal your parents shit.

When I was 14 if I wanted to go a party I would ask my parents and be honest about it. I never snuck out so I never got in trouble. Plus my parents didn't really drink so I would have to get my own shit.

Quote from: Kitsunekun on April 17, 2015, 09:17:15 PM

Let them go have their fun because when they get home they're gonna be dead. Or track their phone and show up to pick them up embarrassing the shut out of them. You don't steal your parents shit.

make a new account, Sugar?

Why...?

You're so sweet. Can't handle my opinions? It must be such a  sad existence to be so close minded.

Throw the hardest thing in his room at him as he jumps out. If I miss I'll call the cops.

Find where the party is, show up my child and his friends by outdrinking and outsmoking them, maybe bang a couple of 14 year olds, and then call my kid a fucking loser when all is done and over with.

make sure to find out who your child's crush is and then have sex with them

That'll really get your child in line

I throw em' in the brig of my pirate ship and I don't share any of my booty.

I ask myself where and when did I fuck up so bad in my life that I

A) Moved anywhere near the vicinity of parties
B) Why and when the fuck did I start drinking alcohol of any kind
C) Why the fuck did I attempt to raise a kid with the vicinity of both A and B

As for reaction, I'd go over two options.

Go after em to the party and show up in person. If we want to throw civility out the door then a talk in public never hurt.

Or, make it extremely clear that if they leave, I would take everything in the house that they owned, and throw all of it out on the block since they want so badly to leave.

At that point, you're dealing with something of a dysfunction among family. Opting for reasoning or talking would be my first shot. But if you're watching a kid at age 14 act in that particular manner, then as a parent thou has failed. That's when you bring out the ultimatums.

RKO him outta nowhere, then give him up for adoption, and sell the alcohol because lolalcohol

Sell him on ebay.

I'd push him out the window, especially if it's an upstairs window.