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I have three summary essays on primary sources due tomorrow and only started yesterday. 3/4 down with my second and need to pick a third one. I'm doing the Code of Hammurabi and part of The Exodus from the Torah, although I went into detail with it >.> Might do my third on an excerpt from the Analects

Will post them after I submit them online for plagiarism later on if anybody is interested

 
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In 10th grade I had to write an essay about one of my summer books, I didn't read it and instead got all the info I need off the back of the book. I got an A on it too. That's the only time I've ever done something like that too, made me feel unclean.

 
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I'm very bad at bullshitting any assignment, its too obvious, that or I start putting effort into it because I can't stand how it looks.
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Quote from: Septy on September 29, 2014, 08:44:18 PM
In 10th grade I had to write an essay about one of my summer books, I didn't read it and instead got all the info I need off the back of the book. I got an A on it too. That's the only time I've ever done something like that too, made me feel unclean.
Holy shit that's hilarious. What book was it?

 
 
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Quote from: Kinder_ on September 29, 2014, 08:45:00 PM
Quote from: Septy on September 29, 2014, 08:44:18 PM
In 10th grade I had to write an essay about one of my summer books, I didn't read it and instead got all the info I need off the back of the book. I got an A on it too. That's the only time I've ever done something like that too, made me feel unclean.
Holy shit that's hilarious. What book was it?
Dont remember, it was about some girl that has trouble in school or something.

The teacher isn't bad either she's one of the best teachers I've had, and I have high standards.

 
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Quote from: Casper on September 29, 2014, 08:46:05 PM
BSing is what my skool taught us to do.
It's the only way to get through college

 
 
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Do your essays normally you fucking potato!

 
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I had to do an essay on what freedom meant to me in 10th grade.

All I wrote was that "Freedom to me means that I don't have to write this essay".

I got a 100 but the teacher said he found the lazy person in class.

 
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I got 5/10 points on a short answer question in my Ethics class that I incorrectly BS'd (wasn't even the topic I thought it was), because I never read that reading.

feels good

 
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Quote from: True Turquoise on September 29, 2014, 08:47:17 PM
Do your essays normally you fucking potato!
*stares*

Do you not want a cake for your bday?

And I am doing them normally. Not normal would be me taking time and doing a little everyday

 
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I don't have to BS normally.

 
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To say, 'nothing is true', is to realize that the foundations of society are fragile, and that we must be the shepherds of our own civilization. To say, 'everything is permitted', is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with their consequences, whether glorious or tragic.
My friend wrote out the plot of Skyrim for an AP European History in-class essay and got an A+. I still don't get that one.

 
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Quote from: Assassin 11D7 on September 29, 2014, 08:50:20 PM
My friend wrote out the plot of Skyrim for an AP European History in-class essay and got an A+. I still don't get that one.

...

What was the topic? That's hilarious.

 
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Quote from: Kinder_ on September 29, 2014, 08:46:38 PM
Quote from: Casper on September 29, 2014, 08:46:05 PM
BSing is what my skool taught us to do.
It's the only way to get through college

Pffft, not for me.

 
 
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We knew the world would not be the same.
A few people laughed, a few people cried, most people were silent.
I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad-Gita.
Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty
and to impress him takes on his multi-armed form and says,
"Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.."
I suppose we all thought that one way or another.
Quote from: SoporificSlash on September 29, 2014, 08:45:18 PM
I like to consider myself professional at bullshitting essays
^ This.
I passed two college courses bullshitting all the essays. Best part? One of my professors really liked my essays and said I had a unique and interesting writing style.

 
 
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Quote from: Kinder_ on September 29, 2014, 08:48:37 PM
Quote from: True Turquoise on September 29, 2014, 08:47:17 PM
Do your essays normally you fucking potato!
*stares*

Do you not want a cake for your bday?

And I am doing them normally. Not normal would be me taking time and doing a little everyday

I don't eat cake you moron.

 
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"flaming nipple chops"-Your host, the man they call Ghost.

To say, 'nothing is true', is to realize that the foundations of society are fragile, and that we must be the shepherds of our own civilization. To say, 'everything is permitted', is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with their consequences, whether glorious or tragic.
Quote from: Statefarm on September 29, 2014, 08:51:48 PM

Quote from: Assassin 11D7 on September 29, 2014, 08:50:20 PM
My friend wrote out the plot of Skyrim for an AP European History in-class essay and got an A+. I still don't get that one.

...

What was the topic? That's hilarious.
I don't, something about the Renaissance I'd guess, that's what I remember from that class before I dropped it.

 
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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
So...am i a good liar?

I dunno, i dont lie.

 
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Quote from: True Turquoise on September 29, 2014, 08:53:55 PM
Quote from: Kinder_ on September 29, 2014, 08:48:37 PM
Quote from: True Turquoise on September 29, 2014, 08:47:17 PM
Do your essays normally you fucking potato!
*stares*

Do you not want a cake for your bday?

And I am doing them normally. Not normal would be me taking time and doing a little everyday

I don't eat cake you moron.
WELL EXCUUUUUUUUSE ME. I DIDN'T WOOPITY DING-DANG-DONG KNOW THAT YOU DIDN'T EAT CAKE

 
 
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Quote from: Kinder_ on September 29, 2014, 09:17:40 PM
Quote from: True Turquoise on September 29, 2014, 08:53:55 PM
Quote from: Kinder_ on September 29, 2014, 08:48:37 PM
Quote from: True Turquoise on September 29, 2014, 08:47:17 PM
Do your essays normally you fucking potato!
*stares*

Do you not want a cake for your bday?

And I am doing them normally. Not normal would be me taking time and doing a little everyday

I don't eat cake you moron.
WELL EXCUUUUUUUUSE ME. THAT I'M A COMPLETE MORON..