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I couldn't find anything but here, have this disguised pencil sharpener. Should work for %95 of you. Lolololol

 
 
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Ugh, I bet there's not even teeth in that.

 
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Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on September 29, 2014, 07:10:20 AM
Ugh, I bet there's not even teeth in that.
just rapidly spinning razor blades. ;P that's just as good.

 
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I am not sticking my dick in that thing.

 
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Quote from: Decimator Omega on September 29, 2014, 01:08:09 PM
I am not sticking my dick in that thing.
yes you are

 
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"Ornate chandeliers suspended from a vaulted ceiling lit the spacious chamber; Jack tilted his gaze overhead and noticed how far away they were.  His thoughts wove around those bright lights, like a dance of ether masses spiraling in precious unison. Why must we try to clutch desperately for the mere threads of this world when we can clasp onto a tapestry of untold magnificence beyond this plane of existence?"
does that work for tentacles too?