How to tell if someone is vegan

clum clum · October 27, 2015, 02:15:49 PM

Don't worry, they'll fucking tell you.

MyNameIsCharlie · October 27, 2015, 02:20:14 PM

I thought it was the unhealthy pallor of their skin, thin hair from improper nutrition and general smell of shit and curry from the spices they have to use to make the food edible.

Epsira · October 27, 2015, 02:24:29 PM

Or go out to eat somewhere and order anything you'd usually order.
You'll be hearing from vegans soon enough.

The Lord Ruler · October 27, 2015, 02:25:45 PM

Man what an ancient joke

Elai · October 27, 2015, 02:25:54 PM

I hate this meme.

Elegiac · October 27, 2015, 02:28:20 PM

can't remember who I stole this off

Dan · October 27, 2015, 02:31:02 PM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on October 27, 2015, 02:20:14 PM

I thought it was the unhealthy pallor of their skin, thin hair from improper nutrition and general smell of shit and curry from the spices they have to use to make the food edible.

A lot of vegans look that way because they either aren't eating enough, or they aren't eating a wide enough range of different foods. Plant-based foods are not as calorically dense as meat, so you'd have to a shit-ton more to meet the same nutritional benefits as a meat eater would.

clum clum · October 27, 2015, 02:36:54 PM

Quote from: Avant le Présent on October 27, 2015, 02:25:54 PM

I hate this meme.

Quote from: The Lord Ruler on October 27, 2015, 02:25:45 PM

Man what an ancient joke

DON'T BOTHER SAYING ANYTHING AND JUST FUCK RIGHT OFF THEN

Elai · October 27, 2015, 02:37:48 PM

Quote from: Static on October 27, 2015, 02:36:54 PM

DON'T BOTHER SAYING ANYTHING AND JUST FUCK RIGHT OFF THEN

So I can let this shit meme propagate? Nah.

Stay mad.

Verbatim · October 27, 2015, 02:37:59 PM

You bet your ass I will.

Daily reminder that I'm better than you.

clum clum · October 27, 2015, 02:38:37 PM

Quote from: Avant le Présent on October 27, 2015, 02:37:48 PM

Quote from: Static on October 27, 2015, 02:36:54 PM
DON'T BOTHER SAYING ANYTHING AND JUST FUCK RIGHT OFF THEN

So I can let this shit meme propagate? Nah.

Stay mad.

explain how it is a meme you absolute madman

velox · October 27, 2015, 02:39:00 PM

Wow! I've never heard THAT one before!

clum clum · October 27, 2015, 02:39:19 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on October 27, 2015, 02:37:59 PM

You bet your ass I will.

Daily reminder that I'm better than you.

Not so daily reminder that you're a holier-than-thou fool on a high horse.

Elai · October 27, 2015, 02:39:37 PM

Quote from: Static on October 27, 2015, 02:38:37 PM

explain how it is a meme you absolute madman

meme
mēm
noun
an element of a culture or system of behavior that may be considered to be passed from one individual to another by nongenetic means, especially imitation.

clum clum · October 27, 2015, 02:40:03 PM

Quote from: ☠spoopy master☠ on October 27, 2015, 02:39:00 PM

Wow! I've never heard THAT one before!

LOL THESE NIGGAS ARE SO FUCKING MAD XDXDXD

SO SORRY I LE TRIXED YOU HAHAHA

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Verbatim · October 27, 2015, 02:40:16 PM

Quote from: Static on October 27, 2015, 02:39:19 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on October 27, 2015, 02:37:59 PM
You bet your ass I will.

Daily reminder that I'm better than you.
Not so daily reminder that you're a holier-than-thou fool on a high horse.

Daily reminder that I've earned it.

clum clum · October 27, 2015, 02:40:54 PM

Quote from: Avant le Présent on October 27, 2015, 02:39:37 PM

Quote from: Static on October 27, 2015, 02:38:37 PM
explain how it is a meme you absolute madman

meme
mēm
noun
an element of a culture or system of behavior that may be considered to be passed from one individual to another by nongenetic means, especially imitation.

Commit suicide you cancerous piece of shit.

clum clum · October 27, 2015, 02:41:23 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on October 27, 2015, 02:40:16 PM

Quote from: Static on October 27, 2015, 02:39:19 PM
Quote from: Verbatim on October 27, 2015, 02:37:59 PM
You bet your ass I will.

Daily reminder that I'm better than you.
Not so daily reminder that you're a holier-than-thou fool on a high horse.
Daily reminder that I've earned it.

Not so daily reminder that you're delusional, and most importantly, wrong.

Verbatim · October 27, 2015, 02:43:18 PM

Quote from: Static on October 27, 2015, 02:41:23 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on October 27, 2015, 02:40:16 PM
Quote from: Static on October 27, 2015, 02:39:19 PM
Quote from: Verbatim on October 27, 2015, 02:37:59 PM
You bet your ass I will.

Daily reminder that I'm better than you.
Not so daily reminder that you're a holier-than-thou fool on a high horse.
Daily reminder that I've earned it.
Not so daily reminder that you're delusional, and most importantly, wrong.

Daily reminder that a philosophy that supports the welfare of all sentient beings cannot possibly be delusional or wrong.

Elai · October 27, 2015, 02:44:06 PM

Quote from: Static on October 27, 2015, 02:40:54 PM

Commit suicide you cancerous piece of shit.

This has become far too commonplace for my liking.

clum clum · October 27, 2015, 02:44:33 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on October 27, 2015, 02:43:18 PM

Quote from: Static on October 27, 2015, 02:41:23 PM
Quote from: Verbatim on October 27, 2015, 02:40:16 PM
Quote from: Static on October 27, 2015, 02:39:19 PM
Quote from: Verbatim on October 27, 2015, 02:37:59 PM
You bet your ass I will.

Daily reminder that I'm better than you.
Not so daily reminder that you're a holier-than-thou fool on a high horse.
Daily reminder that I've earned it.
Not so daily reminder that you're delusional, and most importantly, wrong.
Daily reminder that a philosophy that supports the welfare of all sentient beings cannot possibly be delusional or wrong.

Not so daily reminder that DAILY REMINDERS AREN'T DAILY, AND THAT SENTIENT BEINGS ARE JUST A NONSTOP CHAIN REACTION OF CHEMICALS.

NONE OF IT FUCKING MATTERS.

clum clum · October 27, 2015, 02:45:24 PM

Quote from: Avant le Présent on October 27, 2015, 02:44:06 PM

Quote from: Static on October 27, 2015, 02:40:54 PM
Commit suicide you cancerous piece of shit.

This has become far too commonplace for my liking.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HOLY FUCKING SHIT NICE ONE DUDE YOU GOT ME XDXDXXD HOOLY SHIT SICK BURN BRO I BETTER GO BUY A BURN HEAL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH FUCK ME I FEEL LIKE OUCHI

OUCH OUCH HOT HOT HOT

Elai · October 27, 2015, 02:46:06 PM

For real though, the only time I ever tell people I'm a vegan is when they fucking ask.

"Hey, are you a vegan?"

"Yes."

Verbatim · October 27, 2015, 02:46:42 PM

Quote from: Static on October 27, 2015, 02:44:33 PM

Not so daily reminder that DAILY REMINDERS AREN'T DAILY, AND THAT SENTIENT BEINGS ARE JUST A NONSTOP CHAIN REACTION OF CHEMICALS.

NONE OF IT FUCKING MATTERS.

Daily reminder that if nothing matters, then it also wouldn't matter that "daily reminders" aren't daily, you inconsistent fuck. Also, nihilism is the most retarded philosophy of all time. Suffering matters.

clum clum · October 27, 2015, 02:46:45 PM

Quote from: Avant le Présent on October 27, 2015, 02:46:06 PM

For real though, the only time I ever tell people I'm a vegan is when they fucking ask.

"Hey, are you a vegan?"

"Yes."

WHAT A FUCKING SURPRISE YOU'RE A VEGAN NO WONDER YOU'RE SO ASSBLASTED

GO STICK YOUR DICK IN A ROTTING TREE

Elai · October 27, 2015, 02:47:39 PM

Quote from: Static on October 27, 2015, 02:45:24 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HOLY FUCKING SHIT NICE ONE DUDE YOU GOT ME XDXDXXD HOOLY SHIT SICK BURN BRO I BETTER GO BUY A BURN HEAL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH FUCK ME I FEEL LIKE OUCHI

OUCH OUCH HOT HOT HOT

Bro calm the fuck down.

Super Irish · October 27, 2015, 02:47:58 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on October 27, 2015, 02:37:59 PM

You bet your ass I will.

Daily reminder that I'm better than you.

Daily reminder that this is better than you:

clum clum · October 27, 2015, 02:48:13 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on October 27, 2015, 02:46:42 PM

Quote from: Static on October 27, 2015, 02:44:33 PM
Not so daily reminder that DAILY REMINDERS AREN'T DAILY, AND THAT SENTIENT BEINGS ARE JUST A NONSTOP CHAIN REACTION OF CHEMICALS.

NONE OF IT FUCKING MATTERS.
Daily reminder that if nothing matters, then it also wouldn't matter that "daily reminders" aren't daily, you inconsistent fuck. Also, nihilism is the most retarded philosophy of all time.

Veganism is the most retarded philosphy of all time.

YOU'RE JUST DUMB SO YOU CAN'T FATHOM THE THOUGHT THAT WE ARE JUST A PILE OF CHEMICALS IN A VAST, UNCARING, TIMELESS VOID

YOU WILL DIE, I WILL DIE, THE HUMAN RACE WILL PASS AND THE UNIVERSE WILL BE INDIFFERENT

Elai · October 27, 2015, 02:48:56 PM

Quote from: Static on October 27, 2015, 02:46:45 PM

WHAT A FUCKING SURPRISE YOU'RE A VEGAN NO WONDER YOU'RE SO ASSBLASTED

GO STICK YOUR DICK IN A ROTTING TREE

Literally no one in this thread is assblasted

except maybe you, Jameson CapsLocke

Verbatim · October 27, 2015, 02:49:11 PM

Quote from: SuperIrish on October 27, 2015, 02:47:58 PM

Daily reminder that this is better than you:

Sure. Not me specifically, but the human race.