So this is a tutorial on rolling joints. It's pretty simple once you get the hang of it. I don't know how much weed you use in joints; I usually roll two zoots from a benz (or dime bag). I also use a fair bit of tobacco. So size is variable.

Yeah, Irish wanted a tutorial and Dan wanted a video tutorial, but fuck that.

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First things first, you need to make a roach. I usually buy tips or something from the store, or just cannibalise the green card from the back of some long rizla (as above). Fold part of it over and rip it off.





Place the card in the webbing between your thumb and forefinger and rub until it is floppy.



Then, roll the card up to produce a nice and fairly tight cylinder. Don't roll it too tightly though, otherwise it won't pull.



Next you need to take your rizla and place the roach at whichever end you feel is most comfortable. I'm left-handed, so I have the roach on the left-hand side; it's easier to roll.

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Next you need to get your tobacco.



Spread some along the rizla. You can use as much or as little as you please, just as long as its enough to form a snake down the rizla, simply to help it burn. You could also mix it in with the ground weed--or grind it with the weed--and then place the mixture on the rizla. Tobacco, however, isn't strictly necessary.



Next you place the weed on the rizla. I use two cards.

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Now we actually roll the zoot. Pick up the joint by the roach, pinching the rizla around it with your thumb and your forefinger to make sure no weed falls around it and fucks up the roll.



Using your thumb and forefinger on your free hand, pinch the rizla just above the weed and roll it into a sausage shape. As you can (kinda) see here.





Tuck the rizla at the bottom of the zoot around the roach.



And then gently tuck in the rizla further along the joint.



Until finally the length of the rizla is tucked over the sausage of weed.



Roll the zoot up until the end touches the gum of the rizla.



Then lick the gum from halfway up, and gentle stick it to the paper, making sure the roll stays tight--especially around the roach--the whole time.



Then lick the bottom half of the gum and gently stick it down; I find it's easiest to do it while turning the zoot in my hands. Then you have your joint!

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Now you just need to finish it off. Find something like the flat end of a pencil to poke it down tightly.



And there you have your zoot.







Now all you need to do is smoke it, my bruddah.

I gotta get myself one of these because i always fuck up joints lol

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Yo So dis here be uh tutorial on rolling joints. It's fine ass simple once you git da hang o' it. ah don' know how much chronic you use in joints; ah usually roll two zoots from uh benz (or dime bag). ah also use uh fair bit o' tobacco. So size iz variable.

Yeah, Irish wanted uh tutorial an' Dan wanted uh video tutorial, but fuq dat.

First things first, you need ta make uh roach. ah usually gank tips or somethin` from da swapmeet, or just cannibalise da green card from da back o' some long rizla (as above). Fold part o' it ova an' rip it off.

Place da card in da webbing between yo' thumb an' forefinger an' rub until it iz floppy.

Next you need ta take yo' rizla an' place da roach at whichever end you feel iz most comfortable. ah'm left-handed, so ah gots da roach on da left-hand side; it's easier ta roll.

Next you need ta git yo' tobacco.

Spread some along da rizla. You can use as much or as little as you please, just as long as its enough ta form uh snake down da rizla, simply ta he`p it burn. You could also mix it in wif da ground chronic--or grind it wif da chronic--an' then place da mixture on da rizla. Tobacco, however, ain't strictly necessary.

Next you place da chronic on da rizla. ah use two cards.

Now we's actually roll da zoot. Pick up da joint by da roach, pinching da rizla around it wif yo' thumb an' yo' forefinger ta make sho nahh chronic falls around it an' fucks up da roll.

Usin` yo' thumb an' forefinger on yo' free hand, pinch da rizla just above da chronic an' roll it into uh sausage shape. As you can (kinda) see here.

Tuck da rizla at da bottom o' da zoot around da roach.

an' then gently tuck in da rizla further along da joint.

Until finally da lengf o' da rizla iz tucked ova da sausage o' chronic.

Roll da zoot up until da end touches da gum o' da rizla.

Then lick da gum from halfway up, an' gentle stick it ta da paper, making sho da roll stays tight--especially around da roach--da whole tyme.

Then lick da bottom half o' da gum an' gently stick it down; ah find it's easiest ta do it while turning da zoot in muh motha fuckin hands. Then you gots yo' joint!

Now you just need ta finish it off. Find somethin` like da flat end o' uh pencil ta poke it down tightly.

an' dere you gots yo' zoot.

Now all you need ta do iz smoke it, muh motha fuckin bruddah Ya' dig?

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real niggas roll their joints without a filter

i give you props though

Quality roll brother.

I hate to admit that I'm terrible at rolling joints and blunts. Like horrible. Thank god for bowls.

I can roll pretty well too fam

I think it's more like this.

Were you in a school bathroom or what?

Were you in a school bathroom or what?

I was hot-boxing the shower in my flat. A lot of people have gone back home for Summer so it's pretty dead around here.

why do americans find it weird to put tobacco in a spiff? i always do it because the dude who showed me how to roll said it burns better if you mix a little tobacco with it.

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Yeah man; plus the zoot lasts longer if you add tobacco.

One-two rips is comparable to a whole joint or very likely even more.

While I have no doubt this is true, bongs absolutely destroy your throat.

And fuck paying out the ass for a decent one.