How to cook a fucking steak

MyNameIsCharlie · April 20, 2016, 02:24:31 PM

There NEEDS to be a cook book written likes this

Dietrich Six · April 20, 2016, 02:28:04 PM

You're welcome.

DAS B00T x2 · April 20, 2016, 02:30:52 PM

>more than two minutes a side
Haha, faggots.

MyNameIsCharlie · April 20, 2016, 02:35:19 PM

Quote from: Dietrich Six on April 20, 2016, 02:28:04 PM

You're welcome.

Somehow I feel remiss for not knowing about it

Verbatim · April 20, 2016, 02:36:53 PM

That gets so tiresome so fast.

gats · April 20, 2016, 02:37:42 PM

Steak isn't even nice

snurch · April 20, 2016, 02:38:54 PM

imgur uploads cooking instructions like this and its kinda annoying

Verbatim · April 20, 2016, 02:41:17 PM

how 2 b hip'n'hapenin

(make all your friends LAFf their ASSeS off)

1. type normal sentence
2. insert variants of "fuck" and "shit" because swearing is funny i think
3. add a little sardonic flair

instant humor

Ian · April 20, 2016, 02:43:14 PM

Finally, someone who isn't a leather eating PUSSY.

You wanna know why hippies wear sandals or no shoes at all? Because that's all they eat ie. Well done steaks.

Quote from: THE BOAT ecks two on April 20, 2016, 02:30:52 PM

>more than two minutes a side
Haha, faggots.

Pippen · April 20, 2016, 02:43:25 PM

That isn't even a good way to make steak.

Grillin it with charcoal=👌

Verbatim · April 20, 2016, 02:44:12 PM

also isn't it the masculine stereotype to eat steak raw anyway

MyNameIsCharlie · April 20, 2016, 02:45:20 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on April 20, 2016, 02:44:12 PM

also isn't it the masculine stereotype to eat steak raw anyway

Raw? No. Unless you're a male movie star on a fad diet. Rare? Yes. Like Das said. 2 minutes a side.

Yu · April 20, 2016, 02:50:53 PM

>rock salt

Stopped there.

Dietrich Six · April 20, 2016, 04:22:46 PM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on April 20, 2016, 02:35:19 PM

Quote from: Dietrich Six on April 20, 2016, 02:28:04 PM

You're welcome.

Somehow I feel remiss for not knowing about it

Nah, don't feel bad. It's written by a seemingly unthug white couple.

Dietrich Six · April 20, 2016, 04:25:09 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on April 20, 2016, 02:41:17 PM

how 2 b hip'n'hapenin

(make all your friends LAFf their ASSeS off)

1. type normal sentence
2. insert variants of "fuck" and "shit" because swearing is funny i think
3. add a little sardonic flair

instant humor

You're not wrong

Swearing is hilarious

Cheat · April 20, 2016, 07:17:56 PM

I never saw the appeal of steak. I'd rather have a burger or something.

🂿 · April 20, 2016, 08:24:39 PM

Quote from: Cheat on April 20, 2016, 07:17:56 PM

I never saw the appeal of steak. I'd rather have a burger or something.

Dude, have you ever had an expensive well done cooked steak before? Its fucking delicious. Getting a burger is like getting a run down used beat up old car. Steak is the real deal.

Luciana · April 20, 2016, 08:45:28 PM

I made a steak yesterday

No pink at all, I was sad. Reverse sear method failed.

Turkey · April 20, 2016, 08:51:11 PM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on April 20, 2016, 08:24:39 PM

Quote from: Cheat on April 20, 2016, 07:17:56 PM
I never saw the appeal of steak. I'd rather have a burger or something.
Dude, have you ever had an expensive well done cooked steak before? Its fucking delicious. Getting a burger is like getting a run down used beat up old car. Steak is the real deal.

Quote

expensive well done

pls no

Verbatim · April 20, 2016, 08:53:33 PM

Quote from: HollowedTurkey on April 20, 2016, 08:51:11 PM

pls no

yeah though

if you like messy gushy soggy food, then we're not friends

DAS B00T x2 · April 20, 2016, 08:56:02 PM

Quote from: Luciana on April 20, 2016, 08:45:28 PM

I made a steak yesterday

No pink at all, I was sad. Reverse sear method failed.

You baked too long.

Turkey · April 20, 2016, 08:56:19 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on April 20, 2016, 08:53:33 PM

Quote from: HollowedTurkey on April 20, 2016, 08:51:11 PM
pls no
yeah though

if you like messy gushy soggy food, then we're not friends

When you sit down to eat a nice, tasty veggie-burger, do you like it dry and tough to chew?

DAS B00T x2 · April 20, 2016, 08:57:09 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on April 20, 2016, 08:53:33 PM

Quote from: HollowedTurkey on April 20, 2016, 08:51:11 PM
pls no
yeah though

if you like messy gushy soggy food, then we're not friends

But dude

How does this not make your dick hard?

Cheat · April 20, 2016, 09:07:43 PM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on April 20, 2016, 08:24:39 PM

Quote from: Cheat on April 20, 2016, 07:17:56 PM
I never saw the appeal of steak. I'd rather have a burger or something.

Dude, have you ever had an expensive well done cooked steak before? Its fucking delicious. Getting a burger is like getting a run down used beat up old car. Steak is the real deal.

I've had it and wasn't impressed; my dad loves the stuff and likes to cook it, so I have had my fair share.

It's just always kind of a "meh" food to me.

🂿 · April 20, 2016, 09:26:04 PM

Quote from: Cheat on April 20, 2016, 09:07:43 PM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on April 20, 2016, 08:24:39 PM
Quote from: Cheat on April 20, 2016, 07:17:56 PM
I never saw the appeal of steak. I'd rather have a burger or something.

Dude, have you ever had an expensive well done cooked steak before? Its fucking delicious. Getting a burger is like getting a run down used beat up old car. Steak is the real deal.
I've had it and wasn't impressed; my dad loves the stuff and likes to cook it, so I have had my fair share.

It's just always kind of a "meh" food to me.

Cheat confirmed not human.

True Turquoise · April 20, 2016, 09:42:50 PM

Quote from: Luciana on April 20, 2016, 08:45:28 PM

I made a steak yesterday

No pink at all, I was sad. Reverse sear method failed.

:<

Luciana · April 20, 2016, 09:47:03 PM

Quote from: True Turquoise on April 20, 2016, 09:42:50 PM

Quote from: Luciana on April 20, 2016, 08:45:28 PM
I made a steak yesterday

No pink at all, I was sad. Reverse sear method failed.
:<

Yeah

I can never apparently figure out how long to do it. Either I over or under cook it.

True Turquoise · April 20, 2016, 09:49:19 PM

Quote from: Luciana on April 20, 2016, 09:47:03 PM

Quote from: True Turquoise on April 20, 2016, 09:42:50 PM
Quote from: Luciana on April 20, 2016, 08:45:28 PM
I made a steak yesterday

No pink at all, I was sad. Reverse sear method failed.
:<
Yeah

I can never apparently figure out how long to do it. Either I over or under cook it.

You like the blood with it?

DAS B00T x2 · April 20, 2016, 09:52:02 PM

Quote from: True Turquoise on April 20, 2016, 09:49:19 PM

Quote from: Luciana on April 20, 2016, 09:47:03 PM
Quote from: True Turquoise on April 20, 2016, 09:42:50 PM
Quote from: Luciana on April 20, 2016, 08:45:28 PM
I made a steak yesterday

No pink at all, I was sad. Reverse sear method failed.
:<
Yeah

I can never apparently figure out how long to do it. Either I over or under cook it.
You like the blood with it?

It's not blood.

Verbatim · April 20, 2016, 09:52:53 PM

Quote from: THE BOAT ecks two on April 20, 2016, 09:52:02 PM

It's not blood.

yeah but isn't that just what you call it anyway