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How tall are you

5'0" and below (specify)
0 (0%)
5'0" - 5'2"
0 (0%)
5'3" - 5'5"
5 (8.9%)
5'6" - 5'8"
9 (16.1%)
5'9" - 5'11"
21 (37.5%)
6'0" - 6'2"
15 (26.8%)
6'3" - 6'5"
4 (7.1%)
6'6" and taller (specify)
2 (3.6%)

Total Members Voted: 54

How tall is Sep7agon

 
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5'9"

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LOL MANLET
And how tall are you? I need to decide where you sit on the lurch scale. For example: could you stand to lose some?- snippety snip. Or are you making yourself useful in the orchard?
like 6'3-4"
jesus, how do you fit under your school desk? do they have to put you in a special corner where you can spread your gangle out comfortably?
american's aren't autistically short
so 6'4" 12 year olds are common?


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ayy lmao
5'9"

Browsing this thread I can see that at least RC and Dave the big Douche seem to have some ideas about height. If they become too offensive then send the little chickadees to me, that I may impart my life-giving authority upon them.


LOL MANLET
And how tall are you? I need to decide where you sit on the lurch scale. For example: could you stand to lose some?- snippety snip. Or are you making yourself useful in the orchard?
like 6'3-4"
jesus, how do you fit under your school desk? do they have to put you in a special corner where you can spread your gangle out comfortably?
american's aren't autistically short
so 6'4" 12 year olds are common?
im 11


 
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Being 5 foot 8 sucks, especially when everyone you know is like 7 feet tall

That just means they're easier to punch in the balls.

It also means you're easier to kick in the face.


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Your love gets me so high
5'5", and according to my doctor, that's the tallest I'll be.  :-\
manlet detected
At least I can blame all my anger on being short, and I can be the little spoon when cuddling. Short privilege is great.
big spoon > little spoon
you can still big spoon if you're shorter. you just look like a jet pack.
fucking lol


 
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5'9"

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LOL MANLET
And how tall are you? I need to decide where you sit on the lurch scale. For example: could you stand to lose some?- snippety snip. Or are you making yourself useful in the orchard?
like 6'3-4"
jesus, how do you fit under your school desk? do they have to put you in a special corner where you can spread your gangle out comfortably?
american's aren't autistically short
so 6'4" 12 year olds are common?
im 11
I think we need to take your shins.


 
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Being 5 foot 8 sucks, especially when everyone you know is like 7 feet tall

That just means they're easier to punch in the balls.

It also means you're easier to kick in the face.
Easier to dodge.


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ayy lmao
5'9"

Browsing this thread I can see that at least RC and Dave the big Douche seem to have some ideas about height. If they become too offensive then send the little chickadees to me, that I may impart my life-giving authority upon them.


LOL MANLET
And how tall are you? I need to decide where you sit on the lurch scale. For example: could you stand to lose some?- snippety snip. Or are you making yourself useful in the orchard?
like 6'3-4"
jesus, how do you fit under your school desk? do they have to put you in a special corner where you can spread your gangle out comfortably?
american's aren't autistically short
so 6'4" 12 year olds are common?
im 11
I think we need to take your shins.
but what will i bump into countertops with?


 
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5'9"

Browsing this thread I can see that at least RC and Dave the big Douche seem to have some ideas about height. If they become too offensive then send the little chickadees to me, that I may impart my life-giving authority upon them.


LOL MANLET
And how tall are you? I need to decide where you sit on the lurch scale. For example: could you stand to lose some?- snippety snip. Or are you making yourself useful in the orchard?
like 6'3-4"
jesus, how do you fit under your school desk? do they have to put you in a special corner where you can spread your gangle out comfortably?
american's aren't autistically short
so 6'4" 12 year olds are common?
im 11
I think we need to take your shins.
but what will i bump into countertops with?
your dick


 
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Being 5 foot 8 sucks, especially when everyone you know is like 7 feet tall

That just means they're easier to punch in the balls.

It also means you're easier to kick in the face.
Easier to dodge.

Not really.


 
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Being 5 foot 8 sucks, especially when everyone you know is like 7 feet tall

That just means they're easier to punch in the balls.

It also means you're easier to kick in the face.
Easier to dodge.

Not really.
Really.

Well, unless you're a putz.


 
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Being 5 foot 8 sucks, especially when everyone you know is like 7 feet tall

That just means they're easier to punch in the balls.

It also means you're easier to kick in the face.
Easier to dodge.

Not really.
Really.

Well, unless you're a putz.

Nope, there are no advantages to being short. It's nice to have dreams though, so keep on dreaming bud.


 
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Being 5 foot 8 sucks, especially when everyone you know is like 7 feet tall

That just means they're easier to punch in the balls.

It also means you're easier to kick in the face.
Easier to dodge.

Not really.
Really.

Well, unless you're a putz.

Nope, there are no advantages to being short. It's nice to have dreams though, so keep on dreaming bud.

a) Not blocking regular people's line-of-sight
b) not wasting airspace
c) not being awkward in environments designed for regular sized people (vertical obesity)
d) using less resources
e) just stop, you can't troll me with your typical overinflated vertically obese arrogance


 
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in other news I just realised that I'm taller than kanye west, so.... forget everything I was saying, I'm jumping on the tall guy bandwagon


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6'2"

and not lanky like most of you lanklets

phukin lol if you are less than 180lbs and over 6'


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Dude, fuck you for not including the metric measures.


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See you Cowgirl,
Someday, somewhere
Dude, fuck you for not including the metric measures.
That's why you live in America


 
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Being 5 foot 8 sucks, especially when everyone you know is like 7 feet tall

That just means they're easier to punch in the balls.

It also means you're easier to kick in the face.
Easier to dodge.

Not really.
Really.

Well, unless you're a putz.

Nope, there are no advantages to being short. It's nice to have dreams though, so keep on dreaming bud.

a) Not blocking regular people's line-of-sight
b) not wasting airspace
c) not being awkward in environments designed for regular sized people (vertical obesity)
d) using less resources
e) just stop, you can't troll me with your typical overinflated vertically obese arrogance

>Usain Bolt is 6'5" he expends the same amount of energy as a Manley yet will cover 3x the distance in a single stride

>Muhammad Ali, 6'3", greatest boxer of all time and kept manlets at bay with his superior reach

>women are hardwired to prefer tall men over short men

Being a Manlet is an evolutionary defect. Stay mad baby man.



 
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Being 5 foot 8 sucks, especially when everyone you know is like 7 feet tall

That just means they're easier to punch in the balls.

It also means you're easier to kick in the face.
Easier to dodge.

Not really.
Really.

Well, unless you're a putz.

Nope, there are no advantages to being short. It's nice to have dreams though, so keep on dreaming bud.

a) Not blocking regular people's line-of-sight
b) not wasting airspace
c) not being awkward in environments designed for regular sized people (vertical obesity)
d) using less resources
e) just stop, you can't troll me with your typical overinflated vertically obese arrogance

>Usain Bolt is 6'5" he expends the same amount of energy as a Manley yet will cover 3x the distance in a single stride

>Muhammad Ali, 6'3", greatest boxer of all time and kept manlets at bay with his superior reach

>women are hardwired to prefer tall men over short men

Being a Manlet is an evolutionary defect. Stay mad baby man.
You... didn't really answer me. Sit down and let the blood back into your brain, lurch me old perch.


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Dude, fuck you for not including the metric measures.
That's why you live in America
Feet, ounces, inches; they all sound like something a child would say.

I'm...ehhh:1 foot + 3 feet, so I'm 4 feet, and I drank one ounce, then two ounces of water.

Honestly, what the heck is up with that?


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Dude, fuck you for not including the metric measures.
go to the moon, then i'll consider your silly measurements


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See you Cowgirl,
Someday, somewhere
Dude, fuck you for not including the metric measures.
That's why you live in America
Feet, ounces, inches; they all sound like something a child would say.

I'm...ehhh:1 foot + 3 feet, so I'm 4 feet, and I drank one ounce, then two ounces of water.

Honestly, what the heck is up with that?
>uses stones as a weight measurement


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Dude, fuck you for not including the metric measures.
go to the moon, then i'll consider your silly measurements
but that could be at least 42,592 km away!


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Dude, fuck you for not including the metric measures.
That's why you live in America
Feet, ounces, inches; they all sound like something a child would say.

I'm...ehhh:1 foot + 3 feet, so I'm 4 feet, and I drank one ounce, then two ounces of water.

Honestly, what the heck is up with that?
>uses stones as a weight measurement
Says mister pound measurer. What the heck is a pound?

Gram
Hectagram/hektogram
Kilogram
Sorry if that's not how it's spelled.


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I'm 6'3"


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See you Cowgirl,
Someday, somewhere
Dude, fuck you for not including the metric measures.
That's why you live in America
Feet, ounces, inches; they all sound like something a child would say.

I'm...ehhh:1 foot + 3 feet, so I'm 4 feet, and I drank one ounce, then two ounces of water.

Honestly, what the heck is up with that?
>uses stones as a weight measurement
Says mister pound measurer. What the heck is a pound?

Gram
Hectagram/hektogram
Kilogram
Sorry if that's not how it's spelled.
Kilogram is metric


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Being a Manlet is an evolutionary defect. Stay mad baby man.

mfw I realize it's a moderator doing the trolling.


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over 60% of you are manlets

im so sorry


 
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Being a Manlet is an evolutionary defect. Stay mad baby man.

mfw I realize it's a moderator doing the trolling.

Eh, welcome to sep7agon.

Give him a minute to realise he's been outmaneuvered though. The bigger they are, the more mad there is to go around.


 
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Being 5 foot 8 sucks, especially when everyone you know is like 7 feet tall

That just means they're easier to punch in the balls.

It also means you're easier to kick in the face.
Easier to dodge.

Not really.
Really.

Well, unless you're a putz.

Nope, there are no advantages to being short. It's nice to have dreams though, so keep on dreaming bud.

a) Not blocking regular people's line-of-sight
b) not wasting airspace
c) not being awkward in environments designed for regular sized people (vertical obesity)
d) using less resources
e) just stop, you can't troll me with your typical overinflated vertically obese arrogance

>Usain Bolt is 6'5" he expends the same amount of energy as a Manley yet will cover 3x the distance in a single stride

>Muhammad Ali, 6'3", greatest boxer of all time and kept manlets at bay with his superior reach

>women are hardwired to prefer tall men over short men

Being a Manlet is an evolutionary defect. Stay mad baby man.
You... didn't really answer me. Sit down and let the blood back into your brain, lurch me old perch.

The Manlet denial is real.


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Being 5 foot 8 sucks, especially when everyone you know is like 7 feet tall

That just means they're easier to punch in the balls.

It also means you're easier to kick in the face.
Easier to dodge.

Not really.
Really.

Well, unless you're a putz.

Nope, there are no advantages to being short. It's nice to have dreams though, so keep on dreaming bud.

a) Not blocking regular people's line-of-sight
b) not wasting airspace
c) not being awkward in environments designed for regular sized people (vertical obesity)
d) using less resources
e) just stop, you can't troll me with your typical overinflated vertically obese arrogance
holy mad
how does it feel to not be able to reach the top shelf  ;D