How often do you masturbate?

Quote from: JOHN CENA on August 13, 2015, 08:15:30 PM
Quote from: EnderWolf1013 on August 13, 2015, 08:13:56 PM
never

THAT'S A LIE. EVERYONE CHOKES THE PRIMATE.
ender isn't a guy

Even if HE isn't, he still masturbates often. 99% of people do. Also, he could SAY that himself. Why DOES he NEED another PERSON to say IT for HIM.

DAS B00T x2 · August 13, 2015, 08:45:00 PM

Quote from: JOHN CENA on August 13, 2015, 08:42:19 PM

Quote from: Solid Lemon on August 13, 2015, 08:35:46 PM
Quote from: JOHN CENA on August 13, 2015, 08:15:30 PM
Quote from: EnderWolf1013 on August 13, 2015, 08:13:56 PM
never

THAT'S A LIE. EVERYONE CHOKES THE PRIMATE.
ender isn't a guy

Even if HE isn't, he still masturbates often. 99% of people do. Also, he could SAY that himself. Why DOES he NEED another PERSON to say IT for HIM.

Yeah.
And anyway, what kind of 14 year old doesn't masturbate? I'd say one that doesn't needs to be shown that they're missing out on.

Girl of Mystery · August 13, 2015, 08:45:26 PM

Quote from: JOHN CENA on August 13, 2015, 08:42:19 PM

Quote from: Solid Lemon on August 13, 2015, 08:35:46 PM
Quote from: JOHN CENA on August 13, 2015, 08:15:30 PM
Quote from: EnderWolf1013 on August 13, 2015, 08:13:56 PM
never

THAT'S A LIE. EVERYONE CHOKES THE PRIMATE.
ender isn't a guy

Even if HE isn't, he still masturbates often. 99% of people do. Also, he could SAY that himself. Why DOES he NEED another PERSON to say IT for HIM.

oh

SecondClass · August 13, 2015, 08:45:56 PM

One or two times a day.

Jim · August 13, 2015, 08:47:28 PM

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Five · August 13, 2015, 08:47:54 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on August 13, 2015, 08:39:24 PM

Every five or so days. There are periods where it's daily, though.

More or less this ^

Before a year (or so) ago, it was every day usually multiple times a day.

Ender · August 13, 2015, 08:48:06 PM

Quote from: JOHN CENA on August 13, 2015, 08:42:19 PM

Quote from: Solid Lemon on August 13, 2015, 08:35:46 PM
Quote from: JOHN CENA on August 13, 2015, 08:15:30 PM
Quote from: EnderWolf1013 on August 13, 2015, 08:13:56 PM
never

THAT'S A LIE. EVERYONE CHOKES THE PRIMATE.
ender isn't a guy

Even if HE isn't, he still masturbates often. 99% of people do. Also, he could SAY that himself. Why DOES he NEED another PERSON to say IT for HIM.

Because I left and just came back and didn't feel like saying "I don't masturbate, by the way I'm a girl." in my first post.

Naru · August 13, 2015, 08:48:24 PM

420 times a day

SWAG

Coomer · August 13, 2015, 09:22:39 PM

Enough to mess up my hormonal balance

Loaf · August 13, 2015, 09:40:28 PM

Never you fucking sicko.

Casper · August 13, 2015, 09:48:18 PM

I am right now

Sandtrap · August 13, 2015, 09:57:33 PM

Fuck if I know. Don't remember the last time I got round to that sort of business.

Nexus · August 13, 2015, 09:58:40 PM

I never stop.

Girl of Mystery · August 13, 2015, 09:59:50 PM

Enough to fill a bucket a day

Batch · August 13, 2015, 10:53:00 PM

My Fiance does it for me >_>

R o c k e t · August 13, 2015, 10:57:44 PM

im always masturbating

Luciana · August 13, 2015, 11:00:17 PM

Enough

Batch · August 13, 2015, 11:00:48 PM

Quote from: Rocketman287 on August 13, 2015, 10:57:44 PM

im always masturbating

Imagine if someone always had to masturbate otherwise if they stopped theyd explode.

Theres probably a hentai for that somewhere.

True Turquoise · August 13, 2015, 11:01:05 PM

The Lord Ruler · August 13, 2015, 11:02:27 PM

every couple of days or so

Girl of Mystery · August 13, 2015, 11:08:07 PM

Quote from: Batch on August 13, 2015, 10:53:00 PM

My Fiance does it for me >_>

that isn't masturbation then

Batch · August 13, 2015, 11:14:00 PM

Quote from: Solid Lemon on August 13, 2015, 11:08:07 PM

Quote from: Batch on August 13, 2015, 10:53:00 PM
My Fiance does it for me >_>
that isn't masturbation then

winner winner chicken dinner!