How many chimps would it take to make a hat out of chimps?

 
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Notice how these people have combined their bodies to make a shape; they've made a triangle.

In this scenario a group of chimpanzees will work together to place and interlock the bodies of another group of chimpanzees in order to form the three dimensional shape of a bowler hat. The hat will be made up of 26 chimpanzees- fourteen for the brim and twelve for the crown- and will need to be sturdy enough to sit unaided on a large model of a human head for 30 seconds.

How many chimpanzees do you think it would take to successfully arrange the other 26 chimpanzees into a workable bowler hat shape?


 
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What's that under our feet?

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What's that under our feet?

Oh, it's rock bottom.
You mean the ground? I don't get it.


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Ya fuckin' ganderneck.
You mean the ground? I don't get it.

No ptttttttttt. It's Rock pttttttttttttt Bottom ptttttttttttt.

Jeez. . . . .


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Try it and this guy will be knocking on your door


 
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Try it and this guy will be knocking on your door

Implying that the chimps are being forcefully mistreated by humans in this scenario.


 
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Isn't anyone excited for this?


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Ya fuckin' ganderneck.


 
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An onomatopoeia.
I can't make that noise.


 
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Well, for starters, there are two species of chimp. The regular chimpanzee, and the bonobo. Regular chimpanzees would be too aggressive to to perform this stunt, however, the bonobo are significantly more relaxed than regular chimpanzees, and often, solve problems by having lots of sex instead of fighting. So, already we know that the bonobo are more relaxed, but they're also good at getting into position.

Now, the average size of a troop of bonobo or chimps consists of about 10 members, with one alpha male. So, for the sake of simplicity, let's say the group consists of five guys and girls. That means in total there are three troops of bonobo that will be forming the hat, with one group containing only six split into three of each gender.

Now, females have alphas too, so as such, the directing control group would have to be composed of more females, specifically alphas. They could direct the females of each group into position and then lure the males into their corrosponding positions with the promise of sex.

I think, if you took the alpha female out of each group and had them direct the show, you'd only need three because we're using three troops of them to construct a bowler hat.

A bowler hat made of bonobo chimps having sex.

Are you satisfied?


 
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Well, for starters, there are two species of chimp. The regular chimpanzee, and the bonobo. Regular chimpanzees would be too aggressive to to perform this stunt, however, the bonobo are significantly more relaxed than regular chimpanzees, and often, solve problems by having lots of sex instead of fighting. So, already we know that the bonobo are more relaxed, but they're also good at getting into position.

Now, the average size of a troop of bonobo or chimps consists of about 10 members, with one alpha male. So, for the sake of simplicity, let's say the group consists of five guys and girls. That means in total there are three troops of bonobo that will be forming the hat, with one group containing only six split into three of each gender.

Now, females have alphas too, so as such, the directing control group would have to be composed of more females, specifically alphas. They could direct the females of each group into position and then lure the males into their corrosponding positions with the promise of sex.

I think, if you took the alpha female out of each group and had them direct the show, you'd only need three because we're using three troops of them to construct a bowler hat.

A bowler hat made of bonobo chimps having sex.

Are you satisfied?

These Chimps are common chimps. But that's a really decent plan as far as plans in this situation go.
Last Edit: August 16, 2014, 02:11:01 PM by Elegiac


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