how long until i die

gats · December 07, 2014, 05:44:53 PM

For the past week on my break at work I've had a twin pack of jaffa cakes. That's 20 every day. It equates to 120 grams of sugar a day plus a redbull.

How long until i dieded??

Taking bets, winner get's all my stuff.

inb4 you call me kinder
inb4obese

tfw op metabolism

N/A · December 07, 2014, 05:46:13 PM

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Mat Cauthon · December 07, 2014, 05:46:47 PM

Eat as many Jaffas as you can, record it.
Then we'll know. "Jaffa Death"

gats · December 07, 2014, 05:47:12 PM

Quote from: The Zen of Party Butts on December 07, 2014, 05:46:13 PM

You won't die, you're just converting to Americanism.

I can feel my arteries becoming clogged. They're screaming "please master no more sugar" and I'm just there like "take it, take it bitch"

Ásgeirr · December 07, 2014, 05:47:45 PM

I wan sum

gats · December 07, 2014, 05:48:54 PM

Quote from: Ossku on December 07, 2014, 05:47:45 PM

I wan sum

you can have this dick, although mind you I smoke so please excuse it for being floppier than usual

gats · December 07, 2014, 05:52:38 PM

uh oh, so excess sugar can suppress the immune system.

maybe this is why I'm sick??

interesting. FUCK FAGGOTS

Mat Cauthon · December 07, 2014, 05:53:50 PM

Quote from: Goooooooooooooooootsby on December 07, 2014, 05:52:38 PM

FUCK FAGGOTS

Shut up RC.

gats · December 07, 2014, 05:55:34 PM

Quote from: Sento on December 07, 2014, 05:53:50 PM

Quote from: Goooooooooooooooootsby on December 07, 2014, 05:52:38 PM
FUCK FAGGOTS
Shut up RC.

you're ossku

Mat Cauthon · December 07, 2014, 05:56:59 PM

Quote from: Goooooooooooooooootsby on December 07, 2014, 05:55:34 PM

Quote from: Sento on December 07, 2014, 05:53:50 PM
Quote from: Goooooooooooooooootsby on December 07, 2014, 05:52:38 PM
FUCK FAGGOTS
Shut up RC.
you're ossku

I'm a pretty little Finn girl.

Ásgeirr · December 07, 2014, 05:58:49 PM

Quote from: Sento on December 07, 2014, 05:56:59 PM

Quote from: Goooooooooooooooootsby on December 07, 2014, 05:55:34 PM
Quote from: Sento on December 07, 2014, 05:53:50 PM
Quote from: Goooooooooooooooootsby on December 07, 2014, 05:52:38 PM
FUCK FAGGOTS
Shut up RC.
you're ossku
I'm a pretty little Finn girl.

N/A · December 07, 2014, 05:59:44 PM

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Mat Cauthon · December 07, 2014, 06:01:29 PM

Quote from: The Zen of Party Butts on December 07, 2014, 05:59:44 PM

Quote from: Sento on December 07, 2014, 05:56:59 PM
Quote from: Goooooooooooooooootsby on December 07, 2014, 05:55:34 PM
Quote from: Sento on December 07, 2014, 05:53:50 PM
Quote from: Goooooooooooooooootsby on December 07, 2014, 05:52:38 PM
FUCK FAGGOTS
Shut up RC.
you're ossku
I'm a pretty little Finn girl.
How little?

About a year out of your target range.

Sorry. : (

N/A · December 07, 2014, 06:03:23 PM

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gats · December 07, 2014, 06:09:39 PM

Quote from: The Zen of Party Butts on December 07, 2014, 06:03:23 PM

Quote from: Sento on December 07, 2014, 06:01:29 PM
Quote from: The Zen of Party Butts on December 07, 2014, 05:59:44 PM
Quote from: Sento on December 07, 2014, 05:56:59 PM
Quote from: Goooooooooooooooootsby on December 07, 2014, 05:55:34 PM
Quote from: Sento on December 07, 2014, 05:53:50 PM
Quote from: Goooooooooooooooootsby on December 07, 2014, 05:52:38 PM
FUCK FAGGOTS
Shut up RC.
you're ossku
I'm a pretty little Finn girl.
How little?
About a year out of your target range.

Sorry. : (
I'm willing to go out my comfort zone and get with a 12 year old. Sure you may be starting to develop by then but I'll make the exception.

Ingy · December 07, 2014, 06:10:07 PM

Soon I hope

clum clum · December 07, 2014, 06:11:40 PM

Quote from: The Zen of Party Butts on December 07, 2014, 06:03:23 PM

Quote from: Sento on December 07, 2014, 06:01:29 PM
Quote from: The Zen of Party Butts on December 07, 2014, 05:59:44 PM
Quote from: Sento on December 07, 2014, 05:56:59 PM
Quote from: Goooooooooooooooootsby on December 07, 2014, 05:55:34 PM
Quote from: Sento on December 07, 2014, 05:53:50 PM
Quote from: Goooooooooooooooootsby on December 07, 2014, 05:52:38 PM
FUCK FAGGOTS
Shut up RC.
you're ossku
I'm a pretty little Finn girl.
How little?
About a year out of your target range.

Sorry. : (
I'm willing to go out my comfort zone and get with a 12 year old. Sure you may be starting to develop by then but I'll make the exception.

I'm 49 years out of his comfort zone, so I can confirm exceptions.

R o c k e t · December 07, 2014, 06:14:24 PM

Please dunt die Gootsby.
We need ur wolverine powahzzz.

gats · December 07, 2014, 06:22:10 PM

Quote from: RocketRudolph287 on December 07, 2014, 06:14:24 PM

Please dunt die Gootsby.
We need ur wolverine powahzzz.

hopefully ill slice a vein one of these days

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UnwornUniform · December 07, 2014, 08:04:15 PM

Eating Vegemite everyday of my life has given me heart problems. But I'm still alive and kicking. So you're probably going to be fine.

Elegiac · December 07, 2014, 08:44:02 PM

Quote from: TheUnwornUniform on December 07, 2014, 08:04:15 PM

Eating Vegemite everyday of my life has given me heart problems. But I'm still alive and kicking. So you're probably going to be fine.

What? Vegemite is only good for you.

UnwornUniform · December 07, 2014, 08:50:04 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 07, 2014, 08:44:02 PM

Quote from: TheUnwornUniform on December 07, 2014, 08:04:15 PM
Eating Vegemite everyday of my life has given me heart problems. But I'm still alive and kicking. So you're probably going to be fine.
What? Vegemite is only good for you.

It is. Except for the salt.

Elegiac · December 07, 2014, 08:51:28 PM

Quote from: TheUnwornUniform on December 07, 2014, 08:50:04 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 07, 2014, 08:44:02 PM
Quote from: TheUnwornUniform on December 07, 2014, 08:04:15 PM
Eating Vegemite everyday of my life has given me heart problems. But I'm still alive and kicking. So you're probably going to be fine.
What? Vegemite is only good for you.
It is. Except for the salt.

How much do you eat?

UnwornUniform · December 07, 2014, 08:56:16 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 07, 2014, 08:51:28 PM

Quote from: TheUnwornUniform on December 07, 2014, 08:50:04 PM
Quote from: Elegiac on December 07, 2014, 08:44:02 PM
Quote from: TheUnwornUniform on December 07, 2014, 08:04:15 PM
Eating Vegemite everyday of my life has given me heart problems. But I'm still alive and kicking. So you're probably going to be fine.
What? Vegemite is only good for you.
It is. Except for the salt.
How much do you eat?

... a lot.

Elegiac · December 07, 2014, 08:56:43 PM

Quote from: TheUnwornUniform on December 07, 2014, 08:56:16 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 07, 2014, 08:51:28 PM
Quote from: TheUnwornUniform on December 07, 2014, 08:50:04 PM
Quote from: Elegiac on December 07, 2014, 08:44:02 PM
Quote from: TheUnwornUniform on December 07, 2014, 08:04:15 PM
Eating Vegemite everyday of my life has given me heart problems. But I'm still alive and kicking. So you're probably going to be fine.
What? Vegemite is only good for you.
It is. Except for the salt.
How much do you eat?

... a lot.

How?

UnwornUniform · December 07, 2014, 08:57:40 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 07, 2014, 08:56:43 PM

Quote from: TheUnwornUniform on December 07, 2014, 08:56:16 PM
Quote from: Elegiac on December 07, 2014, 08:51:28 PM
Quote from: TheUnwornUniform on December 07, 2014, 08:50:04 PM
Quote from: Elegiac on December 07, 2014, 08:44:02 PM
Quote from: TheUnwornUniform on December 07, 2014, 08:04:15 PM
Eating Vegemite everyday of my life has given me heart problems. But I'm still alive and kicking. So you're probably going to be fine.
What? Vegemite is only good for you.
It is. Except for the salt.
How much do you eat?

... a lot.
How?

Because I like it and it's the only way to become a fullbred Australian.

Elegiac · December 07, 2014, 08:58:09 PM

Quote from: TheUnwornUniform on December 07, 2014, 08:57:40 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 07, 2014, 08:56:43 PM
Quote from: TheUnwornUniform on December 07, 2014, 08:56:16 PM
Quote from: Elegiac on December 07, 2014, 08:51:28 PM
Quote from: TheUnwornUniform on December 07, 2014, 08:50:04 PM
Quote from: Elegiac on December 07, 2014, 08:44:02 PM
Quote from: TheUnwornUniform on December 07, 2014, 08:04:15 PM
Eating Vegemite everyday of my life has given me heart problems. But I'm still alive and kicking. So you're probably going to be fine.
What? Vegemite is only good for you.
It is. Except for the salt.
How much do you eat?

... a lot.
How?

Because I like it and it's the only way to become a fullbred Australian.

In sandwiches?

UnwornUniform · December 07, 2014, 08:59:04 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 07, 2014, 08:58:09 PM

Quote from: TheUnwornUniform on December 07, 2014, 08:57:40 PM
Quote from: Elegiac on December 07, 2014, 08:56:43 PM
Quote from: TheUnwornUniform on December 07, 2014, 08:56:16 PM
Quote from: Elegiac on December 07, 2014, 08:51:28 PM
Quote from: TheUnwornUniform on December 07, 2014, 08:50:04 PM
Quote from: Elegiac on December 07, 2014, 08:44:02 PM
Quote from: TheUnwornUniform on December 07, 2014, 08:04:15 PM
Eating Vegemite everyday of my life has given me heart problems. But I'm still alive and kicking. So you're probably going to be fine.
What? Vegemite is only good for you.
It is. Except for the salt.
How much do you eat?

... a lot.
How?

Because I like it and it's the only way to become a fullbred Australian.
In sandwiches?

I prefer toast as it's easier to make.

Elegiac · December 07, 2014, 09:00:06 PM

Quote from: TheUnwornUniform on December 07, 2014, 08:59:04 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 07, 2014, 08:58:09 PM
Quote from: TheUnwornUniform on December 07, 2014, 08:57:40 PM
Quote from: Elegiac on December 07, 2014, 08:56:43 PM
Quote from: TheUnwornUniform on December 07, 2014, 08:56:16 PM
Quote from: Elegiac on December 07, 2014, 08:51:28 PM
Quote from: TheUnwornUniform on December 07, 2014, 08:50:04 PM
Quote from: Elegiac on December 07, 2014, 08:44:02 PM
Quote from: TheUnwornUniform on December 07, 2014, 08:04:15 PM
Eating Vegemite everyday of my life has given me heart problems. But I'm still alive and kicking. So you're probably going to be fine.
What? Vegemite is only good for you.
It is. Except for the salt.
How much do you eat?

... a lot.
How?

Because I like it and it's the only way to become a fullbred Australian.
In sandwiches?

I prefer toast as it's easier to make.

Ah yes.

I have no problem with what you do.