How likely are you to die on this trip?

MyNameIsCharlie · September 23, 2014, 08:22:30 PM

You have won a 5 day vacation to Amsterdam. You have $10,000 a day to spend as you like.

The only limitations are that you may not keep the money, nor anything you bought with the money, and you may not leave the city.

Weed, prostitution, kinky sex... All normal here...

Septy · September 23, 2014, 08:23:21 PM

I don't even know where that is

MyNameIsCharlie · September 23, 2014, 08:24:16 PM

Quote from: Septy on September 23, 2014, 08:23:21 PM

I don't even know where that is

you don't know where Amsterdam is?

DAS B00T x2 · September 23, 2014, 08:24:17 PM

Not at all.
I'd just lay in bed at my hotel eating space cake all day.

big sponge · September 23, 2014, 08:24:21 PM

0% chance of dying.

Casper · September 23, 2014, 08:24:56 PM

Then it looks like the money's wasted on me.

Septy · September 23, 2014, 08:25:12 PM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on September 23, 2014, 08:24:16 PM

Quote from: Septy on September 23, 2014, 08:23:21 PM
I don't even know where that is
you don't know where Amsterdam is?

What else could I be talking about? Where the money is?

MyNameIsCharlie · September 23, 2014, 08:25:21 PM

Quote from: Lord Commissar on September 23, 2014, 08:24:21 PM

0% chance of dying.

you wouldn't party at all?

Knowing how overboard I go, this trip would have a 33% chance for me.

Ásgeirr · September 23, 2014, 08:26:43 PM

All the events.
All the time.

The Justicar · September 23, 2014, 08:29:14 PM

%0 what's the point of spending money if you don't have anything to show for it? I guess ill just spend money on people to make connections? Idk

big sponge · September 23, 2014, 08:29:39 PM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on September 23, 2014, 08:25:21 PM

Quote from: Lord Commissar on September 23, 2014, 08:24:21 PM
0% chance of dying.
you wouldn't party at all?

Knowing how overboard I go, this trip would have a 33% chance for me.

I'm not stupid, so I won't do shit that has a chance of me dying. I can moderate myself and still have a fun time.

i am karjala takaisin · September 23, 2014, 08:32:03 PM

Quote from: Septy on September 23, 2014, 08:23:21 PM

I don't even know where that is

considering how much geography gives me a boner that made me cringe

MyNameIsCharlie · September 23, 2014, 08:32:58 PM

Quote from: Lord Commissar on September 23, 2014, 08:29:39 PM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on September 23, 2014, 08:25:21 PM

Quote from: Lord Commissar on September 23, 2014, 08:24:21 PM
0% chance of dying.
you wouldn't party at all?

Knowing how overboard I go, this trip would have a 33% chance for me.

I'm not stupid, so I won't do shit that has a chance of me dying. I can moderate myself and still have a fun time.

For me that would be on day one. On day two debauchery starts

Solonoid · September 23, 2014, 08:35:15 PM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on September 23, 2014, 08:32:58 PM

Quote from: Lord Commissar on September 23, 2014, 08:29:39 PM
Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on September 23, 2014, 08:25:21 PM

Quote from: Lord Commissar on September 23, 2014, 08:24:21 PM
0% chance of dying.
you wouldn't party at all?

Knowing how overboard I go, this trip would have a 33% chance for me.

I'm not stupid, so I won't do shit that has a chance of me dying. I can moderate myself and still have a fun time.

For me that would be on day one. On day two debauchery starts

Between this and other topics that I've seen from you over time, I am beginning to sense some tension between you and Mrs. Charlie.

MyNameIsCharlie · September 23, 2014, 08:39:17 PM

I've been having sex with the same woman for 15 years. Some daydreams of the freedom of a hall pass is natural

Aether · September 23, 2014, 08:40:41 PM

5 days isn't long enough for tolerance to die down between psilocybin trips.

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Yu · September 23, 2014, 08:46:36 PM

I'd try weed for the first time.

Naoto · September 23, 2014, 08:52:01 PM

I've been to Thailand and survived.....ish
If you have US dollars there you're pretty much a god.

I'm probably good.

DAS B00T x2 · September 23, 2014, 08:56:43 PM

Quote from: 直斗 on September 23, 2014, 08:52:01 PM

I've been to Thailand and survived.....ish
If you have US dollars there you're pretty much a god.

I'm probably good.

How are the trans hookers there? Do they live up to the reputation?

Septy · September 23, 2014, 08:58:03 PM

Quote from: SoporificSlash on September 23, 2014, 08:46:10 PM

I'd spend it all on weed.

And let's face it, you can't die from weed.

YouTube

But that's what they said about beer.

kush mcgush (ง◕ل͜◕)ง · September 23, 2014, 08:58:37 PM

100 percento khanc o dyin in teh firs our

Mr. Psychologist · September 23, 2014, 09:03:25 PM

0.01%

Depends if the homeless guy that I give it to stabs me because he's mental or not.

Dan · September 23, 2014, 09:14:02 PM

100% chance of living

Naoto · September 23, 2014, 09:15:39 PM

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on September 23, 2014, 08:56:43 PM

Quote from: 直斗 on September 23, 2014, 08:52:01 PM
I've been to Thailand and survived.....ish
If you have US dollars there you're pretty much a god.

I'm probably good.
How are the trans hookers there? Do they live up to the reputation?

Nothing beats the look on your drunk buddy's face when you tell him that the girl he was making out with at the bar was actually a guy. Priceless.

Bars/clubs down there are insane. The things I've seen women do with pingpong balls...and darts....and small birds. Makes me kinda glad I can't remember most of it honestly

Spoiler

You could also literally go shoot a cow with a rpg if you wanted to.

Japan and Korea were better experiences though. Thailand is a bit too wild for my taste. They've got a military junta in charge now. Better off sticking to the first world countries.

DAS B00T x2 · September 23, 2014, 09:17:10 PM

Quote from: 直斗 on September 23, 2014, 09:15:39 PM

Spoiler
You could also literally go shoot a cow with a rpg if you wanted to.

Oh my god, do I want to...

Kinder Graham · September 23, 2014, 09:35:18 PM

>$

I'll just convert it over to something like euros or pounds

Erives · September 24, 2014, 12:05:38 AM

I got about a 50/50 chance.

Jive Turkey · September 24, 2014, 12:20:20 AM

so much sex

so much weed

i'd pay the girls on the red light district tons of cash to do kinky-funny-weird shit for the lols

give homeless people a great time

more sex

September 24, 2014, 03:29:14 AM

I would just stone myself to sleep.