>retire
>60
nope thats not going to happen for many in the future lol

sigh...

21

- I got my first kiss at about the right time. A girl kissed me when I was 15-16, but I've never personally kissed anybody.
- I got my first job two years late, and I hated it more than I've hated anything else in my life.
- Never passed my driving test and I'm one year overdue on that. I cannot believe that the average age for this is 20.
- I've never been on vacation with my friends that did not include my family, so one year overdue I guess.

Some of these aren't even milestones in any way.

I was waaaay ahead on all the early stuff to make up for the fact I'm never going to be able to buy a house, ever.

Not that anybody in their right mind would want to lmao

I thought you still never had one? Guess I was mistaken.

Are you still writing a book?

i worked at a local record store from january to about last week

then i quit because my dad decided to start up his own, so naturally i'm working with him now, and things are so much better

yeah i'm still writing my book

Well, things have already gone off the rails.

I'm pretty sure most people would skip the entire list to 60 if things like money and expenses didn't exist.

>tfw literally the only thing i want to do on this entire list is retire

I'm pretty sure most people would skip the entire list to 60 if things like money and expenses didn't exist.

i meant it in the sense that it's pretty much the only thing i have to look forward to in life

I dunno bruh, having your own home sounds kinda comfy.

being in debt doesn't

being alone and independent doesn't

Well, things have already gone off the rails.

tfw 3 years overdue of the first fukn thing.

Quote from: TBlocks on May 02, 2017, 12:42:10 AM

Quote from: Mmmmm Napalm on May 02, 2017, 12:30:12 AM

Well, things have already gone off the rails.

tfw 3 years overdue of the first fukn thing.

Same here

Solidarity my friend.

>Only three years

Try fucking eight and going.

tfw 3 years overdue of the first fukn thing.

Quote from: Ian on May 02, 2017, 12:24:13 AM

I thought you still never had one? Guess I was mistaken.

Are you still writing a book?

i worked at a local record store from january to about last week

then i quit because my dad decided to start up his own, so naturally i'm working with him now, and things are so much better

I'm glad things have improved.

I wonder why going on vacation with your friends is considered a life milestone.

I wonder why going on vacation with your friends is considered a life milestone.

The whole list looks like it was made by a group of teenagers for myspace in 2003.