How does one join ISIS?

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Seriously guys, I want to help the Caliphate or some shit like that.


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The US government sets it up. It's kinda complicated. 1st, you need to go onto every social media site and say that you are pledging your life to ISIS. Now, get a bunch of airsoft guns and paint all of the safety orange colors black. Go to your local police station with the airsoft guns, wearing a black ski mask.

Now, this is where you get admitted into ISIS, so pay attention. You must yell at the first police officer you see "Death to America" and point the airsoft gun at him. He will yell something to the effect of put your gun down. Do not do this. It's a test. The correct answer is to yell "Die Infidel" and point the gun at him.

If done correctly you will join ISIS right then and there


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