How does one deter unwanted flirting?

Mad Max · September 21, 2014, 02:38:49 AM

So, my softball teammate's daughter has a crush on me. Which is whatever, I don't care.

She's always sitting next to me at games, like, uncomfortably close. Laughing at everything I say. Trying to touch me whenever she gets the chance.

How do I politely tell her that I'm not interested?

Spoiler

also, she is 15

Septy · September 21, 2014, 02:39:43 AM

Punch her in the face

September 21, 2014, 02:40:17 AM

Stop taking showers.

big sponge · September 21, 2014, 02:41:17 AM

Stick it in her poo-

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also, she is 15

Oh...

Solonoid · September 21, 2014, 02:55:07 AM

Fuck her right in the pussy.
Stick it in her pooper.

Now that we've gotten that out of the way...

Maybe tell her mother that her daughter is getting uncomfortably close to you?
Other than that, I can't see any way out.
If you're just a dick, or you're cold and aloof, her mother will think you're a dick to children.

Maybe you could show up with a girl who has really nice tits, and get all handsy with each other right in front of her.
Or fuck her mom.

velox · September 21, 2014, 03:26:10 AM

How old are you?

gats · September 21, 2014, 03:37:13 AM

When talking to her finish every sentence with ba dum tss

More Than Mortal · September 21, 2014, 04:10:36 AM

Just fuck her.

Solonoid · September 21, 2014, 04:11:35 AM

Quote from: Meta Cognition on September 21, 2014, 04:10:36 AM

Just fuck her.

How old are you?

More Than Mortal · September 21, 2014, 04:17:01 AM

Quote from: Solonoid on September 21, 2014, 04:11:35 AM

Quote from: Meta Cognition on September 21, 2014, 04:10:36 AM
Just fuck her.
How old are you?

17.

Deesbee · September 21, 2014, 04:17:03 AM

Tell them Ur gay

Verbatim · September 21, 2014, 04:43:25 AM

I swear, this joint's girl threads are worse than b.old's ever were.

How about, when she actually asks you, if she ever does... because she might be one of those girls who flirts with you as an attempt to get you to ask her, in which case, she'll take the hint eventually—also, it's just rather cocky to assume she's into you at all—if she ever does ask you out, though, tell her you're not interested. You're gonna have to just tolerate a girl hitting on you until the moment of truth. The horror. Because assumptions really do just make an ass out of u and me, so to be so cocksure about your situation, I mean... There are guys out there who wish they could be in your position, and you're gonna complain about it. Whatever, your prerogative.

Verbatim · September 21, 2014, 04:56:23 AM

Exaggeration is the biggest part of my personality.

Solonoid · September 21, 2014, 05:14:57 AM

Quote from: Nuka on September 21, 2014, 05:01:30 AM

Quote from: Verbatim on September 21, 2014, 04:56:23 AM
Exaggeration is the biggest part of my personality.
emo isn't a personality

oooohhhhhhhhhh!

Verbatim · September 21, 2014, 05:16:45 AM

Quote from: Nuka on September 21, 2014, 05:01:30 AM

Quote from: Verbatim on September 21, 2014, 04:56:23 AM
Exaggeration is the biggest part of my personality.
emo isn't a personality

I see that joke when right over your head.

More Than Mortal · September 21, 2014, 05:17:30 AM

Quote from: Nuka on September 21, 2014, 05:01:30 AM

Quote from: Verbatim on September 21, 2014, 04:56:23 AM
Exaggeration is the biggest part of my personality.
emo isn't a personality

I think you missed the joke.

Solonoid · September 21, 2014, 05:31:45 AM

Quote from: Meta Cognition on September 21, 2014, 05:17:30 AM

Quote from: Nuka on September 21, 2014, 05:01:30 AM
Quote from: Verbatim on September 21, 2014, 04:56:23 AM
Exaggeration is the biggest part of my personality.
emo isn't a personality
I think you missed the joke.

I caught the joke, but Nuka's was infinitely funnier.

Verbatim · September 21, 2014, 05:32:47 AM

Quote from: Solonoid on September 21, 2014, 05:31:45 AM

I MUST LET EVERYONE KNOW HOW MUCH I DISLIKE VERBATIM

whore

Solonoid · September 21, 2014, 05:42:42 AM

Quote from: Verbatim on September 21, 2014, 05:32:47 AM

Quote from: Solonoid on September 21, 2014, 05:31:45 AM
I MUST LET EVERYONE KNOW HOW MUCH I DISLIKE VERBATIM
whore

Obviously you forgot about that thread from b.net about our forbidden love.

Stay classy, Verbi.

Verbatim · September 21, 2014, 05:44:04 AM

i rest my case

whore

Solonoid · September 21, 2014, 05:53:25 AM

Quote from: Verbatim on September 21, 2014, 05:44:04 AM

i rest my case

whore

Hey, I haven't whored myself out in at least a week.

Kinder Graham · September 21, 2014, 06:21:06 AM

Start acting gay

Sprungli · September 21, 2014, 06:29:31 AM

If there's someone' strange on your softball bench
Who ya gonna call (LONEPAUL)
If it's someone' weird an it won't look good
Who ya gonna call (LONEPAUL)

MyNameIsCharlie · September 21, 2014, 08:53:18 AM

Tell her that your cock has a 8 inch diameter, and you only do anal

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Brociopath · September 21, 2014, 09:31:43 AM

Move away from her whenever she sits by you.

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Mr. Psychologist · September 21, 2014, 09:51:06 AM

Seriously, nobody has suggested putting on a fedora?

If that doesn't work, I don't know what will.

You could try punching her in the face as well.

BlitzFiend · September 21, 2014, 09:52:15 AM

be creepy af
not that hard
;__;

Mega Sceptile · September 21, 2014, 10:00:43 AM

Quote from: Doom DH on September 21, 2014, 09:52:15 AM

be creepy af
not that hard
;__;

the thing is that some desperate chicks LIKE that kind of stuff and take it the wrong way.