How Do You Shave Your Balls?

Coomer · July 17, 2015, 08:18:58 PM

Legit wuestion bro

Like I have no problem shaving my carrot but the roots are all fucked

I shave in the shower so my balls get all saggy and stretched out and the skin gets all thin and I'm afraid I'll slash my balls

Any tips?

T6 · July 17, 2015, 08:20:57 PM

Tyger · July 17, 2015, 08:21:04 PM

Don't. Your balls are ugly shaved or not. As long as everything else looks fine girls don't care. If you have gorilla balls just trim the hair

Naru · July 17, 2015, 08:22:12 PM

July 17, 2015, 08:23:51 PM

Carefully

nͫiͤcͫeͤ · July 17, 2015, 08:35:23 PM

cold icy water + electric razor

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Rinev · July 17, 2015, 08:40:28 PM

Fire.

SecondClass · July 17, 2015, 08:42:42 PM

I wax everything

only way to keep it from growing out as fast later

XSEAN · July 17, 2015, 08:43:11 PM

trim

Septy · July 17, 2015, 08:45:29 PM

Easily because I don't use my razor like a retarded monkey

The Lord Ruler · July 17, 2015, 08:46:20 PM

Straight razor like a true man

Ásgeirr · July 17, 2015, 08:48:13 PM

Apply sharp object

I_IRONMAN_I · July 17, 2015, 08:48:55 PM

Use a survival knife.

Miia · July 17, 2015, 09:05:17 PM

just pull them one by one

Coomer · July 17, 2015, 09:40:30 PM

Quote from: SecondClass on July 17, 2015, 08:42:42 PM

I wax everything

only way to keep it from growing out as fast later

What're you, gay?

SecondClass · July 17, 2015, 09:42:14 PM

Quote from: Ingloriouswho98 on July 17, 2015, 09:40:30 PM

Quote from: SecondClass on July 17, 2015, 08:42:42 PM
I wax everything

only way to keep it from growing out as fast later

What're you, gay?

no but pubic hair is gross

Coomer · July 17, 2015, 09:43:17 PM

Quote from: Tyger on July 17, 2015, 08:21:04 PM

Don't. Your balls are ugly shaved or not. As long as everything else looks fine girls don't care. If you have gorilla balls just trim the hair

lol

No girl's ever going to see my balls anyway
At least not willingly

I just don't want to tug on it when I cry through my dick

Coomer · July 17, 2015, 09:43:54 PM

Quote from: SecondClass on July 17, 2015, 09:42:14 PM

Quote from: Ingloriouswho98 on July 17, 2015, 09:40:30 PM
Quote from: SecondClass on July 17, 2015, 08:42:42 PM
I wax everything

only way to keep it from growing out as fast later

What're you, gay?
no but pubic hair is gross

So shave

Don't be a bitch

SecondClass · July 17, 2015, 09:44:29 PM

Quote from: Ingloriouswho98 on July 17, 2015, 09:43:54 PM

Quote from: SecondClass on July 17, 2015, 09:42:14 PM
Quote from: Ingloriouswho98 on July 17, 2015, 09:40:30 PM
Quote from: SecondClass on July 17, 2015, 08:42:42 PM
I wax everything

only way to keep it from growing out as fast later

What're you, gay?
no but pubic hair is gross

So shave

Don't be a bitch

if you shave it just comes back in a week

TB · July 17, 2015, 09:47:34 PM

Quote from: I_IRONMAN_I on July 17, 2015, 08:48:55 PM

Use a survival knife.

This and don't take any care while doing it. Blindly stabbing is a good technique.

Turkey · July 17, 2015, 09:48:21 PM

Buy a trimmer. Never shave your junk.

Casper · July 17, 2015, 09:51:34 PM

I shave everything.

Coomer · July 17, 2015, 10:04:10 PM

Quote from: Casper on July 17, 2015, 09:51:34 PM

I shave everything.

No one cares Caitlyn

Spoiler

Just kidding babe

cuneif · July 17, 2015, 10:29:25 PM

Use some shaving cream, then carefully shave so no blood comes out.

Doctor Doom · July 17, 2015, 10:32:57 PM

With extreme prejudice.

Luciana · July 17, 2015, 10:39:15 PM

i use nair because my balls are so hairy

like, horribly

help me?

Luciana · July 17, 2015, 10:39:40 PM

Seriously though, I use nair for legs and shit. Shaving is horrible, and nair is just the beeeeeest stuff.

Luciana · July 17, 2015, 10:41:10 PM

Quote from: Ingloriouswho98 on July 17, 2015, 09:43:17 PM

Quote from: Tyger on July 17, 2015, 08:21:04 PM
Don't. Your balls are ugly shaved or not. As long as everything else looks fine girls don't care. If you have gorilla balls just trim the hair

lol

No girl's ever going to see my balls anyway
At least not willingly

That makes it sound so much like rape.

T6 · July 17, 2015, 10:44:02 PM

Quote from: Luciana on July 17, 2015, 10:41:10 PM

Quote from: Ingloriouswho98 on July 17, 2015, 09:43:17 PM
Quote from: Tyger on July 17, 2015, 08:21:04 PM
Don't. Your balls are ugly shaved or not. As long as everything else looks fine girls don't care. If you have gorilla balls just trim the hair

lol

No girl's ever going to see my balls anyway
At least not willingly
That makes it sound so much like rape.

That's probably the point.