How do you prefer to masturbate?

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So guys, what is your preferred method for masturbation? Do you use the classic lotion n' tissues? Or in the shower? Or humping your couch? Or are you pro enough to go hands free?

Personally I like to use condoms when I jerk the turkey, it just feels that much more authentic. Plus no messy clean up!

 
 
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I personally like to fuck a pie furiously

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Quote from: Luciana on August 18, 2016, 04:21:39 AM
I personally like to fuck a pie furiously
That would look awkward.

 
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Quote from: Luciana on August 18, 2016, 04:21:39 AM
I personally like to fuck a pie furiously

What kind of pie?

 
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Quote from: Luciana on August 18, 2016, 04:21:39 AM
I personally like to fuck a pie furiously
Video?

 
 
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I really hope you all got the reference at least

 
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Quote from: Luciana on August 18, 2016, 04:36:07 AM
I really hope you all got the reference at least
Duh

But you ass blasting a pie would be hilarious.

 
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I do it lying down face up and then fall asleep with my jizz on me tbh

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Quote from: Zonda on August 18, 2016, 06:59:53 AM
I do it lying down face up and then fall asleep with my jizz on me tbh
tfw you nut and some of it gets on your face

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Quote from: Joyce Byers on August 18, 2016, 01:20:54 PM
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
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Quote from: Pippen on August 18, 2016, 01:26:40 PM
Quote from: Joyce Byers on August 18, 2016, 01:20:54 PM
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Quote from: Naru on August 18, 2016, 12:34:12 PM
I use a girl

Prove it, send nudes

 
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