How do you make internet money?

OnionBeetle · October 11, 2015, 01:16:47 PM

You hear stories all the time of kids on the internet becoming millionaires. Like that dude that made a minecraft video and bought a yaucht. Or like those niggas that make vines of them wearing Celecovision brand clothes for money. I want in on that shit.

There's tonnes of internet money out there, how do I get it? How do you get it? Fuck. It can't be that hard right?

Mat Cauthon · October 11, 2015, 01:17:12 PM

Start a Minecraft channel.

gats · October 11, 2015, 01:19:45 PM

sell pepes on the black market

Naru · October 11, 2015, 01:21:03 PM

camwhore

Kiwicake · October 11, 2015, 01:27:05 PM

Start up a patreon and get people to donate to you

OnionBeetle · October 11, 2015, 01:29:43 PM

Quote from: Fruitcake on October 11, 2015, 01:27:05 PM

Start up a patreon and get people to donate to you

I like this idea you have made. Do i need reason to make? Or can I say 'Literally just donate me money if you feel like it.'?

Kiwicake · October 11, 2015, 01:38:49 PM

Quote from: OnionBeetle on October 11, 2015, 01:29:43 PM

Quote from: Fruitcake on October 11, 2015, 01:27:05 PM
Start up a patreon and get people to donate to you

I like this idea you have made. Do i need reason to make? Or can I say 'Literally just donate me money if you feel like it.'?

It helps if you're also an oppressed minority

Rinev · October 11, 2015, 01:41:28 PM

Personally, I sell packets of ketchup.

OnionBeetle · October 11, 2015, 01:42:47 PM

Quote from: Fruitcake on October 11, 2015, 01:38:49 PM

Quote from: OnionBeetle on October 11, 2015, 01:29:43 PM
Quote from: Fruitcake on October 11, 2015, 01:27:05 PM
Start up a patreon and get people to donate to you

I like this idea you have made. Do i need reason to make? Or can I say 'Literally just donate me money if you feel like it.'?
It helps if you're also an oppressed minority

"Hello, I am oppressed black pansexual female that suffers daily abuse from white CIS patriarchy, even the smallest donation can help to raise awareness against man-splaining."

Like this?

Kiwicake · October 11, 2015, 01:43:50 PM

Quote from: OnionBeetle on October 11, 2015, 01:42:47 PM

Quote from: Fruitcake on October 11, 2015, 01:38:49 PM
Quote from: OnionBeetle on October 11, 2015, 01:29:43 PM
Quote from: Fruitcake on October 11, 2015, 01:27:05 PM
Start up a patreon and get people to donate to you

I like this idea you have made. Do i need reason to make? Or can I say 'Literally just donate me money if you feel like it.'?
It helps if you're also an oppressed minority

"Hello, I am oppressed black pansexual female that suffers daily abuse from white CIS patriarchy, even the smallest donation can help to raise awareness against man-splaining."

Like this?

Perfect!

Lord Starch · October 11, 2015, 02:27:11 PM

There's many ways. Most usually net you money through advertising but if you're smart enough to make a good or service online that can directly be sold then you can do that as well.

Cheat · October 11, 2015, 04:04:03 PM

I am actually capable of making about $5 to $6 an hour in Amazon dollars through various iPhone apps and commercial-watching.

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FatherlyNick - fuck putin · October 11, 2015, 04:06:16 PM

By beings a single mother

make 120k per month by working from home!

*click here*

Thun · October 11, 2015, 04:07:07 PM

Play some video games while acting like a retard.

OnionBeetle · October 11, 2015, 04:12:53 PM

Quote from: Cheat on October 11, 2015, 04:04:03 PM

I am actually capable of making about $5 to $6 an hour in Amazon dollars through various iPhone apps and commercial-watching.

This sounds interesting, tell me more

Cheat · October 11, 2015, 04:15:36 PM

Quote from: OnionBeetle on October 11, 2015, 04:12:53 PM

Quote from: Cheat on October 11, 2015, 04:04:03 PM
I am actually capable of making about $5 to $6 an hour in Amazon dollars through various iPhone apps and commercial-watching.

This sounds interesting, tell me more

FreeMyApps + NadaMobile. If you no-life it, it actually pays off (and it helps that I have like 6 phones).

OnionBeetle · October 11, 2015, 04:17:38 PM

Quote from: Cheat on October 11, 2015, 04:15:36 PM

Quote from: OnionBeetle on October 11, 2015, 04:12:53 PM
Quote from: Cheat on October 11, 2015, 04:04:03 PM
I am actually capable of making about $5 to $6 an hour in Amazon dollars through various iPhone apps and commercial-watching.

This sounds interesting, tell me more
FreeMyApps + NadaMobile. If you no-life it, it actually pays off (and it helps that I have like 6 phones).

Hmmm, I might give it a try, thanks

Jocephalopod · October 11, 2015, 04:42:48 PM

Say your 12 kids have cancer and post a documentary on Reddit about how you built them a toy truck.

OnionBeetle · October 11, 2015, 04:46:07 PM

Quote from: Jocephalopod on October 11, 2015, 04:42:48 PM

Say your 12 kids have cancer and post a documentary on Reddit about how you built them a toy truck.

But I only have two kids.

Kiwicake · October 11, 2015, 04:46:34 PM

Quote from: OnionBeetle on October 11, 2015, 04:46:07 PM

Quote from: Jocephalopod on October 11, 2015, 04:42:48 PM
Say your 12 kids have cancer and post a documentary on Reddit about how you built them a toy truck.

But I only have two kids.

Well you have 12 now

Jocephalopod · October 11, 2015, 04:47:02 PM

Quote from: OnionBeetle on October 11, 2015, 04:46:07 PM

Quote from: Jocephalopod on October 11, 2015, 04:42:48 PM
Say your 12 kids have cancer and post a documentary on Reddit about how you built them a toy truck.

But I only have two kids.

Rob a hospital

OnionBeetle · October 11, 2015, 04:49:24 PM

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Well you have 12 now

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Rob a hospital

I see...

Aether · October 11, 2015, 04:51:18 PM

Start up a darknet market and then exit scam once the site amasses a large amount of bitcoins.