woah man trump lied?

shocker

Quote from: SecondClass on January 22, 2017, 05:20:48 PM

woah man trump lied?

shocker

shut the fuck up

You're an amateur, Turkey. Let me give you a play-by-play.

First, you identify a woman. She must be married, of course. Then, you move on her. But not the way you'd move on any woman, no. You move on her like a bitch. Then comes a moment of doubt because you can't quite there, but you take another close look and you see she now has big phony tits and everything. You know, she completely changed her look. Then, and this is crucial, you gotta have some tic-tacs. Just in case you start kissing her. And that's likely because you're automatically attracted to them and just kiss. You don't even wait. Then, the final step is that you have to be a star, because then they let you do it. You can do anything at that point. So what you do is just use your tiny hands to get under their skirt and you just do it. You grab them. Right by the pussy.

I'm guessing they must be very loose

Middle and ring finger in the vagina

Palm pressed on the pad/hood/soft part on top where the clit is

Press firmly, that bone or whatever that separates your hand from touching during the pressing provides great grip