How do I handle this woman?

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Yes, from a stupid dating site. Not sure how to handle what she wants. She's two years older and got out of a five year relationship. She was engaged actually... At first I thought she wanted something serious, her profile said looking for a relationship. Turns out...she doesn't. She wants to have fun, physically. She's been sexting me for two nights and said she masturbated to me. And said I was cute. But doesn't want to meet in person yet. She wants to use me to get over her ex. Thoughts? I'm excited about it if it actually ends up happening. She is a horny freak who's had her heart broken and I said she could take advantage of me, but I still want to play my cards right and not screw up. We both don't want the conventional relationship with all the bullshit. But there's also the possibility that she's just stringing me along to get some attention.
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pee in her butt
nuke her from orbit
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punch her right in the throat


 
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It sounds like all you have to do is meet up with her, and then, as Verby said: drop your nuts in her ass.


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It sounds like all you have to do is meet up with her, and then, as Verby said: drop your nuts in her ass.
Yes, I already offered. But she says she needs time to think about it. I don't want to mess this up, it could be my chance to finally score as Beavis and Butthead say. And she's okay with it.


 
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idk what you're even asking tbh

how could you possibly mess it up


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It sounds like all you have to do is meet up with her, and then, as Verby said: drop your nuts in her ass.
Yes, I already offered. But she says she needs time to think about it. I don't want to mess this up, it could be my chance to finally score as Beavis and Butthead say. And she's okay with it.
Then just keep amusing her, if that's what you're doing. You've committed this far, might as well just see it through, whether it turns out that you've wasted your time or not.


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idk what you're even asking tbh

how could you possibly mess it up
By saying something Verbatim would.


 
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then don't say something Verbatim would

you answered your own question


 
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Sounds like a powder keg of emotional clusterfuck waiting to implode.

You want my advice? Avoid her. She doesn't sound emotionally stable, and trust me, coming from my experience, that's the last kind of person you want to be pursuing both sexually and intimately.


 
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Sounds like a powder keg of emotional clusterfuck waiting to implode.

You want my advice? Avoid her. She doesn't sound emotionally stable, and trust me, coming from my experience, that's the last kind of person you want to be pursuing both sexually and intimately.
Yeah but I've read all of RomanGladiator's posts about his life. I think he just wants to score. No matter the cost.


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Sounds like a powder keg of emotional clusterfuck waiting to implode.

You want my advice? Avoid her. She doesn't sound emotionally stable, and trust me, coming from my experience, that's the last kind of person you want to be pursuing both sexually and intimately.
Yeah but if he's going to fuck her then chuck her who cares?


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emigrate or degenerate. the choice is yours
Sounds like a powder keg of emotional clusterfuck waiting to implode.

You want my advice? Avoid her. She doesn't sound emotionally stable, and trust me, coming from my experience, that's the last kind of person you want to be pursuing both sexually and intimately.
Yeah but I've read all of RomanGladiator's posts about his life. I think he just wants to score. No matter the cost.
Fair enough. I just think he should be aware of what kind of shit he'll potentially have to be dealing with if he does decide to pursue her in that sense.


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emigrate or degenerate. the choice is yours
Sounds like a powder keg of emotional clusterfuck waiting to implode.

You want my advice? Avoid her. She doesn't sound emotionally stable, and trust me, coming from my experience, that's the last kind of person you want to be pursuing both sexually and intimately.
Yeah but if he's going to fuck her then chuck her who cares?
But from my experience girls like this have a tendency to go fucking psycho even if all you did was fuck them. Perhaps she is completely normal, but given how the OP described her I'd be extremely hesitant myself.


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Sounds like a powder keg of emotional clusterfuck waiting to implode.

You want my advice? Avoid her. She doesn't sound emotionally stable, and trust me, coming from my experience, that's the last kind of person you want to be pursuing both sexually and intimately.
Yeah but I've read all of RomanGladiator's posts about his life. I think he just wants to score. No matter the cost.
Fair enough. I just think he should be aware of what kind of shit he'll potentially have to be dealing with if he does decide to pursue her in that sense.
She was engaged to be married...I was only in a three month relationship. I can't even imagine what being engaged is like or serious about anyone. But at the same time, I wouldn't just want to bang her once and be done with it.


 
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Sounds like a powder keg of emotional clusterfuck waiting to implode.

You want my advice? Avoid her. She doesn't sound emotionally stable, and trust me, coming from my experience, that's the last kind of person you want to be pursuing both sexually and intimately.
Yeah but I've read all of RomanGladiator's posts about his life. I think he just wants to score. No matter the cost.
Fair enough. I just think he should be aware of what kind of shit he'll potentially have to be dealing with if he does decide to pursue her in that sense.
She was engaged to be married...I was only in a three month relationship. I can't even imagine what being engaged is like or serious about anyone. But at the same time, I wouldn't just want to bang her once and be done with it.
Go with the flow, and stay on your toes, as Mordo says, I guess. I mean, I think we've said all there is to be said. Advice... I don't know. We're far away from the actuality. The reality is yours to do what you like with. Advice always ends up being 'be careful', 'go for it', ect ect, without too many specifics. And the specifics seem pretty simple here anyway. Good luck.


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Fuck her or sext her while looking for other women to date


 
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Bang her out.

But you're gonna want to fuck again. It's an addiction.


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It's a man
Now we're breaking new ground.

Possibility that it's a man? Maybe even Recon?


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Dang what if Roman fucks her and it turns him into a huge player that pumps and dumps tons of women haha that'd be tight