How do I get this girl back?

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hahaha this is such a funny troll thread! Good one Roman. For a moment I thought you actually slept with a girl.
This is fake. It has to be. No one can be this stupid.


We can only hope and pray to the spaghetti monster that this is merely a ruse... but me thinks this is sadly not a fable.


 
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hahaha this is such a funny troll thread! Good one Roman. For a moment I thought you actually slept with a girl.
This is fake. It has to be. No one can be this stupid.


We can only hope and pray to the spaghetti monster that this is merely a ruse... but me thinks this is sadly not a fable.
It's the way he blatantly ignores everyone who gives him a semblance of sound advice and does borderline illegal shit because he's desperate or something.


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hahaha this is such a funny troll thread! Good one Roman. For a moment I thought you actually slept with a girl.
This is fake. It has to be. No one can be this stupid.


We can only hope and pray to the spaghetti monster that this is merely a ruse... but me thinks this is sadly not a fable.
It's the way he blatantly ignores everyone who gives him a semblance of sound advice and does borderline illegal shit because he's desperate or something.


He might just be legitimately this desperate...


 
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hahaha this is such a funny troll thread! Good one Roman. For a moment I thought you actually slept with a girl.
This is fake. It has to be. No one can be this stupid.


We can only hope and pray to the spaghetti monster that this is merely a ruse... but me thinks this is sadly not a fable.
It's the way he blatantly ignores everyone who gives him a semblance of sound advice and does borderline illegal shit because he's desperate or something.


He might just be legitimately this desperate...
But if he was that desperate he would have taken the advice that told him to stay with the girl in the first place.
If this is legit he should be locked up because he's as dense as a neutron star.


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hahaha this is such a funny troll thread! Good one Roman. For a moment I thought you actually slept with a girl.
This is fake. It has to be. No one can be this stupid.


We can only hope and pray to the spaghetti monster that this is merely a ruse... but me thinks this is sadly not a fable.
It's the way he blatantly ignores everyone who gives him a semblance of sound advice and does borderline illegal shit because he's desperate or something.


He might just be legitimately this desperate...
But if he was that desperate he would have taken the advice that told him to stay with the girl in the first place.
If this is legit he should be locked up because he's as dense as a neutron star.


...but you are failing to recognize that he is thinking with his penis and not his half of a brain. Either way he's not going to listen to us, obviously, otherwise he wouldn't be in this predicament.


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It's funny how long this statement has remained true. Stop being so easily trolled you retards.

>le ebin ruseman ar a nasty trol and shuld be ding dong bannu


 
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hahaha this is such a funny troll thread! Good one Roman. For a moment I thought you actually slept with a girl.
This is fake. It has to be. No one can be this stupid.


We can only hope and pray to the spaghetti monster that this is merely a ruse... but me thinks this is sadly not a fable.
It's the way he blatantly ignores everyone who gives him a semblance of sound advice and does borderline illegal shit because he's desperate or something.


He might just be legitimately this desperate...
But if he was that desperate he would have taken the advice that told him to stay with the girl in the first place.
If this is legit he should be locked up because he's as dense as a neutron star.


...but you are failing to recognize that he is thinking with his penis and not his half of a brain. Either way he's not going to listen to us, obviously, otherwise he wouldn't be in this predicament.
Then posting in his threads is pointless and probably counter productive.
I find it a bit ridiculous at this point. The sheer amount of stupid mistakes and ignorance of useful advice. That sounds exactly like a person who isn't actually doing what he says he's doing.


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Maybe the news report will give Sep7 some good publicity


 
 
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<.<
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I told her she was being clingy

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I found her on Facebook last month...blocked me
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Blocked my number
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Messaged her on Instagram, said she had a boyfriend and will call the cops if I keep messaging her...
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I even asked out a random stranger yesterday who had a face that looked like hers.
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

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Am I crazy?

Yes. Go and see a therapist already for fucks sake man.


 
 
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<.<
Actually no, scratch that these threads are entertaining.

OP you should pay attention to how (´・ω・`) got the girl and lived happily ever after.

Step 1. Find her email address
Step 2. Send her an email apologising for weirding her out and asking if she is okay
Step 3. Send a similar email 30 seconds later if you haven't had a reply
Step 4. Repeat step 3 until you have a response
Step 5. If you get caught in the cycle, at 300 emails include 'Please Respond (´・ω・`)' in your emails
Step 6. Repeat step 3-5
Step 7. ??­?
Step 8. Jail.
Last Edit: December 15, 2015, 12:11:37 PM by LC


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ayy lmao
dude you're straight up autistic


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Get of my lawn
Have you tried breaking into her apartment?
Going through her trash for clues would be less illegal. OP should maybe try that.

Hmmm... But she would respond better to him sending pics of her sleeping


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Alternatively you could start self harming and blame it on her.


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roman mate she blocked you and was creeped out enough to want to call the cops

let it go mate
But curvy blonde with DD breasts blue eyes and 5'11 that loves giving head...that's so hard to find and I need it again. One of the biggest mistakes I've made is saying things weren't working out with her.

Jesus Christ, there'll be another one somewhere. Leave it BE, how dense do you have to be to not get the fucking obvious hint it's done? As in, she will call the cops on you tier done. It's gone. Forget about it, you fucked up, go find somebody else.

Or keep pursuing her, and then have the embarrassment of being such a creep she calls the cops on you. Well if you take that course why half ass it, right? Get them cops involved!


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If it's true love don't you EVER give up brah.

Nobody got anything they wanted by sitting around wishing they could have it(i mean some people have, i guess)

Lmao @ you if you let THE perfect girl slip away. You'll probably still be thinkkng about what could have been in 5 years if you don't take action.


 
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If it's true love don't you EVER give up brah.

Nobody got anything they wanted by sitting around wishing they could have it(i mean some people have, i guess)

Lmao @ you if you let THE perfect girl slip away. You'll probably still be thinkkng about what could have been in 5 years if you don't take action.
Brilliant strategy.
I think I'm starting to get another theory about Roman going.


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uhhh...

- korrie
Oh boy will this be like Halo? As in we get an unnecessary continuation to a trilogy?! But unlike Halo, this fourth installation would be written and directed by Michael Bay?!


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roman mate she blocked you and was creeped out enough to want to call the cops

let it go mate
But curvy blonde with DD breasts blue eyes and 5'11 that loves giving head...that's so hard to find and I need it again. One of the biggest mistakes I've made is saying things weren't working out with her.

Jesus Christ, there'll be another one somewhere. Leave it BE, how dense do you have to be to not get the fucking obvious hint it's done? As in, she will call the cops on you tier done. It's gone. Forget about it, you fucked up, go find somebody else.

Or keep pursuing her, and then have the embarrassment of being such a creep she calls the cops on you. Well if you take that course why half ass it, right? Get them cops involved!


but your avatar... it's so perfect... I can't even right now.




 
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You need to be hit in the gut with a tennis racket, and if that isn't enough, you need to be hit in the balls with a bat. God forbid you ever have fucking kids.

Your attitude towards women is fucking disgusting.

Nigga if you don't sit your dumb ass down


 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
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So today I learned that Roman is literally a crazy person


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I neither fear, nor despise.
Leave Inglorious alone he has a good relationship now


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I neither fear, nor despise.


This shit is just getting way to fucking old and irritable.


It's rather entertaining actually


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Your life continues to become an even bigger pile of shit. Stop worrying about bitches for awhile, go to school or find a career, and get your life back on track.