How do I convince my mom to let me get a buttplug

Jim · October 25, 2014, 10:03:23 PM

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DAS B00T x2 · October 25, 2014, 10:03:49 PM

Why do you have to convince her?

Jim · October 25, 2014, 10:04:07 PM

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Juuzou · October 25, 2014, 10:04:25 PM

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DAS B00T x2 · October 25, 2014, 10:05:26 PM

Quote from: Jimjob the Jam Lorde on October 25, 2014, 10:04:07 PM

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on October 25, 2014, 10:03:49 PM
Why do you have to convince her?
Because I live with my mom

So?

Nexus · October 25, 2014, 10:06:27 PM

Just borrow hers.

Jim · October 25, 2014, 10:06:27 PM

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Jim · October 25, 2014, 10:06:53 PM

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DAS B00T x2 · October 25, 2014, 10:07:19 PM

Quote from: Jimjob the Jam Lorde on October 25, 2014, 10:06:27 PM

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on October 25, 2014, 10:05:26 PM
Quote from: Jimjob the Jam Lorde on October 25, 2014, 10:04:07 PM
Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on October 25, 2014, 10:03:49 PM
Why do you have to convince her?
Because I live with my mom
So?
She will see the package at the door and wonder what it is

"It's just a five inch PVC anime figure that I payed 80 dollars to import from Japan."

Works every time.

Nexus · October 25, 2014, 10:07:24 PM

Quote from: Jimjob the Jam Lorde on October 25, 2014, 10:06:53 PM

Quote from: Nexus on October 25, 2014, 10:06:27 PM
Just borrow hers.
I don't think she has one

Oh.. she has one.

Kinder Graham · October 25, 2014, 10:07:28 PM

Tell her you'd share it with her

Jim · October 25, 2014, 10:08:23 PM

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Jim · October 25, 2014, 10:08:34 PM

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Jim · October 25, 2014, 10:08:47 PM

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Korra · October 25, 2014, 10:09:31 PM

Nexus · October 25, 2014, 10:10:18 PM

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Quote from: Jimjob the Jam Lorde on October 25, 2014, 10:06:53 PM
Quote from: Nexus on October 25, 2014, 10:06:27 PM
Just borrow hers.
I don't think she has one
Oh.. she has one.
where is it

Look. Probably near her bed.

Jim · October 25, 2014, 10:10:59 PM

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Nexus · October 25, 2014, 10:12:44 PM

Quote from: Jimjob the Jam Lorde on October 25, 2014, 10:10:59 PM

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Quote from: Jimjob the Jam Lorde on October 25, 2014, 10:08:34 PM
Quote from: Nexus on October 25, 2014, 10:07:24 PM
Quote from: Jimjob the Jam Lorde on October 25, 2014, 10:06:53 PM
Quote from: Nexus on October 25, 2014, 10:06:27 PM
Just borrow hers.
I don't think she has one
Oh.. she has one.
where is it
Look. Probably near her bed.
I can't find it

I know you are not even in there looking. Stop lying to me.

Death · October 25, 2014, 10:15:16 PM

Have a buddy buy it, send it to the post office for pick up.

N/A · October 25, 2014, 10:26:14 PM

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Assassin 11D7 · October 25, 2014, 10:27:01 PM

Just use a cork.

rC · October 25, 2014, 10:29:19 PM

prepaid visa
po box
order on throwaway amazon account
track religiously
get box
have buttplug

Jim · October 25, 2014, 10:29:33 PM

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Jim · October 25, 2014, 10:30:00 PM

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rC · October 25, 2014, 10:34:03 PM

Quote from: Jimjob the Jam Lorde on October 25, 2014, 10:30:00 PM

Quote from: RC5908 on October 25, 2014, 10:29:19 PM
prepaid visa
po box
order on throwaway amazon account
track religiously
get box
have buttplug
yes

i have experience

Jim · October 25, 2014, 10:36:49 PM

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rC · October 25, 2014, 10:37:53 PM

Quote from: Jimjob the Jam Lorde on October 25, 2014, 10:36:49 PM

Quote from: RC5908 on October 25, 2014, 10:34:03 PM
Quote from: Jimjob the Jam Lorde on October 25, 2014, 10:30:00 PM
Quote from: RC5908 on October 25, 2014, 10:29:19 PM
prepaid visa
po box
order on throwaway amazon account
track religiously
get box
have buttplug
yes
i have experience
m-maybe you could t-teach me s-senpai

follow the instructions

Jim · October 25, 2014, 10:38:55 PM

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rC · October 25, 2014, 10:39:38 PM

Quote from: Jimjob the Jam Lorde on October 25, 2014, 10:38:55 PM

Quote from: RC5908 on October 25, 2014, 10:37:53 PM
Quote from: Jimjob the Jam Lorde on October 25, 2014, 10:36:49 PM
Quote from: RC5908 on October 25, 2014, 10:34:03 PM
Quote from: Jimjob the Jam Lorde on October 25, 2014, 10:30:00 PM
Quote from: RC5908 on October 25, 2014, 10:29:19 PM
prepaid visa
po box
order on throwaway amazon account
track religiously
get box
have buttplug
yes
i have experience
m-maybe you could t-teach me s-senpai
follow the instructions
I can't read

i mean, you could just jump off of a bridge or something instead