stick a hammer up your butt, pray to shrek while facing Mecca, scream Allahu Ackbar 3 times, then bomb a MLP convention.
It's easy.All you have to do is suck my king size cock and you'll be a mod.
You must select who you think is the weakest mod, you and your chosen mod will enter the arena and fight to the death with your bare fists, the winner walks out with ninja status.