How can I get rich fast?

SecondClass · August 11, 2014, 08:53:00 PM

Original question was resolved, new thread is about making $$$

i am karjala takaisin · August 11, 2014, 08:53:43 PM

Jewish magic

Dopameme · August 11, 2014, 08:54:14 PM

Quote from: Ember on August 11, 2014, 08:53:43 PM

Jewish magic

don't talk to JewClass like that!

Statefarm · August 11, 2014, 09:16:57 PM

Send me all of your money. I will triple it in 3 days.

August 11, 2014, 09:22:32 PM

Suck my Vienis.

Aether · August 11, 2014, 09:32:20 PM

Post lets plays on youtube with a quirky personality and a face cam.

Dustin · August 11, 2014, 09:34:21 PM

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The Lord Ruler · August 11, 2014, 09:38:15 PM

I'm a Nigerian Prince. Just give me your bank account info and I'll dump millions in there.

Grapes · August 11, 2014, 09:45:00 PM

sell drugs, Prostitution, Robbery...

Yu · August 11, 2014, 09:50:28 PM

Suck dicks, or something like that.

Erives · August 11, 2014, 09:56:34 PM

>Become a gold-digger
>sleep with partner
>suck dick
>? ? ? ? ?
>profit

Cheat · August 11, 2014, 10:00:07 PM

Do you have an iPod, iPhone, iPad, or android phone?

Crouton · August 11, 2014, 10:06:57 PM

Quote from: SecondClass on August 11, 2014, 08:53:00 PM

Original question was resolved, new thread is about making $$$

Write Google a letter, made me $500 in 2 hours LULZ

Crouton · August 11, 2014, 10:07:15 PM

Quote from: Cheat on August 11, 2014, 10:00:07 PM

Do you have an iPod, iPhone, iPad, or android phone?

If I said not right now, would you judge me Cheat, would you?

Crouton · August 11, 2014, 10:08:08 PM

If I could translate 3 months worth of CPU cycles into a fraction of a penny per minute I would come out so far ahead.

Spore · August 11, 2014, 11:04:02 PM

The lottery. Or if you want to be risky, delve underground markets. Getting rich in a legit way usually takes a while unless you invent something really worthwhile like Facebook or the shamwow.

CyberGama · August 11, 2014, 11:09:06 PM

1. Twerk
2. do porn
3. after that show your ass and dance
4. ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
5. profit

Grapes · August 11, 2014, 11:10:20 PM

Korra · August 11, 2014, 11:23:39 PM

Sell your body in the streets.

Kinder Graham · August 11, 2014, 11:29:18 PM

>detroit
>try to make money

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Juuzou · August 11, 2014, 11:38:02 PM

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Magos Domina · August 11, 2014, 11:47:04 PM

Win the lottery
Get involved in human trafficking
Make drugs
Sell drugs
Become a male prostitute
Paint a masterpiece then shoot yourself. You'll be dead but artists only get their money that way anyway.
Write a great song
Write a best selling novel
Bet on the right horse
Invest in the right stock
Win Big Brother
Make your own reality TV show
Rob a bank
Hack into a bank
Volunteer to be a human guinea pig
Be Paris Hilton's new pet dog
Get punched by an angry celebrity
Sue Obama for Obamacare
Become a super villain
Rob a jewellers
Rob a rich man
Marry a rich man
Pretend to be a dying old rich mans only heir
Become the toy boy of an old dying rich woman
become the to boy of any old rich woman
Work for the Mafia
Start up a mafia
Did I mention human trafficking?

Elegiac · August 11, 2014, 11:50:12 PM

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