How to ruin a morning before school/work

 
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Make a breakfast hot pocket, bite into it, and find the middle is cold

Morning ruined


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Your first mistake was eating hotpockets to begin with.


 
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Mind you, this was when I was like a freshman in highschool

it just stuck with me


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In high school my mornings were usually ruined anyway because of migraines. I also didn't eat breakfast...


 
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In high school my mornings were usually ruined anyway because of migraines. I also didn't eat breakfast...
Eating breakfast is important!


 
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I did that with breakfast sausage.

And why the fuck are you eating hot pockets in the morning?


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In high school my mornings were usually ruined anyway because of migraines. I also didn't eat breakfast...
Eating breakfast is important!
I only learned this after high school. As soon as I started drinking water and eating in the mornings I stopped getting headaches/migraines.
I'm not very intelligent to begin with, but I should have at least tried eating as a possible solution.


 
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I did that with breakfast sausage.

And why the fuck are you eating hot pockets in the morning?
the breakfast ones


 
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I remember having highly condensed mornings.

I'd get homework and say fuck that shit, play videya gams at night and then go to sleep. Wake up with half an hour to go in the morning. Shut my alarm clock off and go back to sleep. Second alarm would go and then I'd roll out of bed onto the floor and slug my way towards something not my bed.

Juggle eating and homework in the span of 15 minutes while throwing stuff into my pack.

I always desperately wanted to murder my alarm clocks for ruining comfy warm time.


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Bagel + egg= happy morning


 
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In high school my mornings were usually ruined anyway because of migraines. I also didn't eat breakfast...

Same.


 
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I don't eat breakfast.


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How people don't eat breakfast is beyond me.

I'd feel like absolute trash the rest of the day.


 
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How people don't eat breakfast is beyond me.

I'd feel like absolute trash the rest of the day.
I remember an exam day in school, a 3 hour exam first thing, I didn't eat breakfast for some odd reason.

I almost died that day.


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Knowing I have school and work ruins my morning anyway.


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How to ruin a morning before school/work:

Wake up alive


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I hope that hot pocket gives you diabetes and you'll learn to eat some real food for breakfast next time


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I hope that hot pocket gives you diabetes and you'll learn to eat some real food for breakfast next time
Calm down loco


 
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Goodness gracious, great balls of lightning!
I hope that hot pocket gives you diabetes and you'll learn to eat some real food for breakfast next time
Calm down loco
No sympathy for cardboard hot pocket eaters


 
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