Holy shit, I can't stop laughing.

 
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My whole family are off to see 50 shades of grey tonight, because my.... haaherhedehygwq... aah, shit I can't... my nanna read it and told my mum that it's a romance.

My mum is pretty damn traditional in her values. I need to.. dsvfeka jfsadkh do something. I can't handle this overwhelming amusement. My fucking nanna.


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oh god. dis gon b gud.


 
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oh god. dis gon b gud.
I knnnoooowwww


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oh god. dis gon b gud.
I knnnoooowwww
i would say to get that shit on camera, but privacy and all.
instead i ask for a detailed and enthusiastic retelling of events.


 
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oh god. dis gon b gud.
I knnnoooowwww
i would say to get that shit on camera, but privacy and all.
instead i ask for a detailed and enthusiastic retelling of events.
The movie can't be too racy though, right?

I mean, for a wide cinema audience?


 
 
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Make sure you tell us the result.


 
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Your nanna's into some kinky shit mate.
That's not my experience, although she's the most open-minded woman in my immediate family.

I did not see this coming.


 
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Make sure you tell us the result.
Oh, I will.


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Why is this so black?
An entire conscript with time stamps and names. I'll be waiting.
Spoiler
buddy


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oh god. dis gon b gud.
I knnnoooowwww
i would say to get that shit on camera, but privacy and all.
instead i ask for a detailed and enthusiastic retelling of events.
The movie can't be too racy though, right?

I mean, for a wide cinema audience?
i meant your privacy, but the books are terrible smut from what ive heard so i assume the movie will be glorified porn.


 
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An entire conscript with time stamps and names. I'll be waiting.
Spoiler
buddy
don't be such a nerd, I'll just tell you what happens


 
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oh god. dis gon b gud.
I knnnoooowwww
i would say to get that shit on camera, but privacy and all.
instead i ask for a detailed and enthusiastic retelling of events.
The movie can't be too racy though, right?

I mean, for a wide cinema audience?
i meant your privacy, but the books are terrible smut from what ive heard so i assume the movie will be glorified porn.
I was talking about the movie as well, ya retard

well, hopefully it is glorified porn :D


 
 
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Your nanna's into some kinky shit mate.
That's not my experience
Yeah, I would hope your grandmother's sexual kinks and fetishes aren't your direct experience. O.o
She'd probably be a better lay than you.

Stop talking about my nanna. Save that for RC, Door, ChallengerX and the other retards.


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Corgi is best land animal
Wait...isn't that book just a twilight fanfiction that's a porno?...and they made a movie?



 
 
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I DONT GIVE A SINGLE -blam!- MOTHER -blam!-ER ITS A MOTHER -blam!-ING FORUM, OH WOW, YOU HAVE THE WORD NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, HOW MOTHER -blam!-ING COOL, NOT, YOUR ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT A BRAINWASHED PIECE OF SHIT BLOGGER, PEOPLE ONLY LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, SO PLEASE PUNCH YOURAELF IN THE FACE AND STAB YOUR EYE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF SHIT OF SOCIETY
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Moms spaghetti
Wat


 
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Your nanna's into some kinky shit mate.
That's not my experience
Yeah, I would hope your grandmother's sexual kinks and fetishes aren't your direct experience. O.o
She'd probably be a better lay than you.

Stop talking about my nanna. Save that for RC, Door, ChallengerX and the other retards.
Calm down dingo.
Just because you're buttmad every time you type an insult doesn't mean the rest of us are.

Is it even Friday for you yet, slowpoke? Are you drinkin'? I'd be drinking every day if I was you.


 
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I DONT GIVE A SINGLE -blam!- MOTHER -blam!-ER ITS A MOTHER -blam!-ING FORUM, OH WOW, YOU HAVE THE WORD NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, HOW MOTHER -blam!-ING COOL, NOT, YOUR ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT A BRAINWASHED PIECE OF SHIT BLOGGER, PEOPLE ONLY LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, SO PLEASE PUNCH YOURAELF IN THE FACE AND STAB YOUR EYE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF SHIT OF SOCIETY
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Wat
ETA til OP delivers: It must be soon.


 
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Your nanna's into some kinky shit mate.
That's not my experience
Yeah, I would hope your grandmother's sexual kinks and fetishes aren't your direct experience. O.o
She'd probably be a better lay than you.

Stop talking about my nanna. Save that for RC, Door, ChallengerX and the other retards.
Calm down dingo.
Just because you're buttmad every time you type an insult doesn't mean the rest of us are.

Is it even Friday for you yet, slowpoke? Are you drinkin'? I'd be drinking every day if I was you.
Dingo relax.
Dammit, old man, be cool.

Quote me again, I'm going for Mythic.


 
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Freakin' lol

my family is less knowledgeable than me, you smartasses ;) you could have told me that 50 shades of bullshit wasn't even out yet, I don't press more buttons than I need to


 
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actually I can make another thread out of this


 
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And Comet. I'll be pleased to speak with you again ;D


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That sounds like quite the experience


 
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That sounds like quite the experience
They ended up watching some other movie, because, shock of shocks, apparently 50 shades of grey isn't in cinemas yet.

I don't pay attention to these things. I'm waiting for Comet to show up again so I can spank her.


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Oh, hey.
Oh God LOL


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That sounds like quite the experience
They ended up watching some other movie, because, shock of shocks, apparently 50 shades of grey isn't in cinemas yet.

I don't pay attention to these things. I'm waiting for Comet to show up again so I can spank her.
wait comet is grill