Holy Bible of Achronos thread

Mr Psychologist 3:16
For Achronos so loved the forums, that He gave His only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in Him should not be banned, but have everlasting life.

so ironman suggested that i should make this thread

thing is, im too lazy to do anything other than revelations

so you autists should contribute to the writing of the bible of achronos

refer to the genealogy

Maybe later.

Book of DAS

1:1 And grey and blue were the colors of the Lord as they were of his children
1:2 It was seen to it that it was good and grey.
1:3 Dissenters were to soon challenge His design ideals
1:4 The false prophet Cavx did decree freedom in the form of heretical sight
1:5 The Lord in his wisdom let the sinners be, for he knew that they would too one day succumb
1:6 For the glory of Achronos is eternal

Thou dothest thee play nice of yonder lorn forume.

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contribute to the thread you fucking nigger spic jap towelhead honkey furfag

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contribute to the thread you fucking nigger spic jap towelhead honkey furfag

fine

i'll channel my inner powers

Book of DAS

2:1 And he said "Come to me" and so they came in thousands,
2:2 For the words of false prophets reach all even in death
2:3 Iggy of Hopper was the next to forsake the Colors
2:4 He cried to the source code "You have abandoned us, our Lord
2:5 Left us to our own as we wallow in darkness. Gone is the color of Him
2:6 I bring to the world new colors, colors of hope, of peace, of your own individuality, and of course, colors of a new God"
2:7 And they came to him, and in their coming they sealed his fate. For the source God did not approve
2:8 And a loud and boisterous voice did reign from the heavens as fire was promised in a future devoid of sin.

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Book of Yutaka
1:1 And thus the weaboos were born from the seed of Bobcast
1:2 They praised their waifu, all in their 2D glory
1:3 Then a prophet rose, Waifu Master, he who organized the weaboos

tfw too tired to shitpost

tell me what book to write

It is as foretold in the Floodian Book of Revelations by the Great Prophet Anonymous User (Deleted)

the Flood has forgotten the true word of Achronos, and it has become a godless place

the End Times are near my friend, when Beetle shall return with an army of shitposters to wage war against the Antibeetle Crimson Howl and his legion of Desticles to return the Flood to its former state

Anonymous Revelations 1:16
1 Then I heard a loud voice from the temple saying to the seven shitposters, “Go, pour out the seven bowls of Achronos’ wrath on the forums.”

2 The first shitposter went and poured out his bowl on the post bodies, and the posts of all the people who had the mark of the Traveler and worshiped its image became illegible and obscene.

3 The second shitposter poured out his bowl on the PMs, and every message sent by the Traveler worshipers, humiliating or otherwise, were revealed publicly..

Then I heard the shitposter of the PMs say,


“You are fair.
    You are the one who is and the one who was, the holy one,
    because you have judged these things.
6 You have desecrated their image as they have desecrated your people.
            This is what they deserve.”
 
7 Then I heard the altar answer,
“Yes, Lord Achronos Almighty, your judgments are true and fair.”
 
8 The fourth shitposter poured his bowl on the forums' background. The background was allowed to burn people with its intense light.

 9 They were severely burned. They cursed the name of Achronos, who has the authority over these plagues. They would not change the way they think and act and give him glory.

tfw too tired to shitpost

tell me what book to write

you can be psalms

ryalms

tfw too tired to shitpost

tell me what book to write

you can be psalms

ryalms

whats that shit look like

i literally have never looked at a bible before

tfw too tired to shitpost

tell me what book to write

you can be psalms

ryalms

whats that shit look like

i literally have never looked at a bible before

unlike other bible books which have some form of coherent narrative, psalms is just a collection of lesson-teaching poems

tfw too tired to shitpost

tell me what book to write

you can be psalms

ryalms

whats that shit look like

i literally have never looked at a bible before

unlike other bible books which have some form of coherent narrative, psalms is just a collection of lesson-teaching poems

do these poems have to rhythm or are they like haikus or some shit

Book of DAS

3:1 And so it was, false things were false just as sinners doth sin
3:2 The Eden of the fallen was not to be so, as Achronos had plans as He always does.
3:3 Punishment for their insolence was delivered in the form of plague. Their forums turned tainbow and rational discussion stood stagnant.
3:4 The Brony horde was unleashed to show the fallen the error of their ways, for the Colors or Achronos are true and to be held at all times.
3:5 The Brony would turn blue to cyan, green to meridian, red to pink, and brown to saftey orange, and the fallen would learn the error of their misbegotten powers
3:6 For by seeing their false idol misused by those they despised they too learned to see the Colors and only the Colors, for the Colors of Achronos are good.

tfw too tired to shitpost

tell me what book to write

you can be psalms

ryalms

whats that shit look like

i literally have never looked at a bible before

unlike other bible books which have some form of coherent narrative, psalms is just a collection of lesson-teaching poems

do these poems have to rhythm or are they like haikus or some shit

they're free form

kinda reflects shitposting

Ryalms 1

BOOK 1

1:1 on the path to shitposting one must stay in the light of the wicked
1:2 one must urk users with one's shitty style;
 every post must ryle them
1:3 to walk in the dark light of forum defacement,
 one must deface their own posts
1:4 capitalization is no more,
 and spelling may be disregarded
1:5 the door to shitposting lies within the almighty shitlord, beetle
1:6 shitposting is an art of perfection in imperfections;
 to create a diamond from feces

It is as foretold in the Floodian Book of Revelations by the Great Prophet Anonymous User (Deleted)

the Flood has forgotten the true word of Achronos, and it has become a godless place

the End Times are near my friend, when Beetle shall return with an army of shitposters to wage war against the Antibeetle Crimson Howl and his legion of Desticles to return the Flood to its former state

Anonymous Revelations 1:16
1 Then I heard a loud voice from the temple saying to the seven shitposters, “Go, pour out the seven bowls of Achronos’ wrath on the forums.”

2 The first shitposter went and poured out his bowl on the post bodies, and the posts of all the people who had the mark of the Traveler and worshiped its image became illegible and obscene.

3 The second shitposter poured out his bowl on the PMs, and every message sent by the Traveler worshipers, humiliating or otherwise, were revealed publicly..

Then I heard the shitposter of the PMs say,


“You are fair.
    You are the one who is and the one who was, the holy one,
    because you have judged these things.
6 You have desecrated their image as they have desecrated your people.
            This is what they deserve.”
 
7 Then I heard the altar answer,
“Yes, Lord Achronos Almighty, your judgments are true and fair.”
 
8 The fourth shitposter poured his bowl on the forums' background. The background was allowed to burn people with its intense light.

 9 They were severely burned. They cursed the name of Achronos, who has the authority over these plagues. They would not change the way they think and act and give him glory.

The fifth shitposter poured his bowl on the shrine of the Traveler. Its kingdom turned dark. People gnawed on their tongues in anguish 11 and cursed Achronos for their pains and their sorrows. However, they would not stop what they were doing.

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Baptising in blood

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Baptising in blood

im sorry we only do baptisms in mtn dew

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Baptising in blood

im sorry we only do baptisms in mtn dew

I don't want that on my body,
I don't want you touching my body.

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Baptising in blood

im sorry we only do baptisms in mtn dew

I don't want that on my body,
I don't want you touching my body.

if you have a problem with how we run our church you're gonna have to take it up with israeli foreign affairs

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Baptising in blood

im sorry we only do baptisms in mtn dew

I don't want that on my body,
I don't want you touching my body.

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Baptising in blood

im sorry we only do baptisms in mtn dew

I don't want that on my body,
I don't want you touching my body.

As the keeper of the Seal, I aprove this image.