Hey guys, there is something I have to tell you

🂿 · March 21, 2015, 03:12:00 AM

I'm not human.

I am what you people would consider me to be an alien. I may appear like the rest of you humans but alas, I am not. My ship crashed here and I haven't return to my home planet garth in years.

Instead I've learned your language and adapted to this primitive lifestyle.

I want to go home. Any ideas on how you can get me home?

Not Comms Officer · March 21, 2015, 03:13:07 AM

Take a cyanide pill.

🂿 · March 21, 2015, 03:13:38 AM

Quote from: GethKhilafah on March 21, 2015, 03:13:07 AM

Take a cyanide pill.

You think I'm stupid earthling? That will kill me.

gats · March 21, 2015, 03:13:51 AM

Not Comms Officer · March 21, 2015, 03:14:28 AM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on March 21, 2015, 03:13:38 AM

Quote from: GethKhilafah on March 21, 2015, 03:13:07 AM
Take a cyanide pill.

You think I'm stupid earthling? That will kill me.

It doesn't kill aliens!!

It's actually a teleportation pill made by your species, but they made it lethal to humans because they don't want us going to their homeworld.

🂿 · March 21, 2015, 03:17:52 AM

Quote from: GethKhilafah on March 21, 2015, 03:14:28 AM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on March 21, 2015, 03:13:38 AM
Quote from: GethKhilafah on March 21, 2015, 03:13:07 AM
Take a cyanide pill.

You think I'm stupid earthling? That will kill me.
It doesn't kill aliens!!

It's actually a teleportation pill made by your species, but they made it lethal to humans because they don't want us going to their homeworld.

Primitive fool. We purposely designed the cyanide pill to kill all living things. It was created to have our prisoners on death row die for their crimes against the universe.

🂿 · March 21, 2015, 03:20:24 AM

In all seriousness though, there are times where I really do feel like I don't belong on this planet. Like I just don't feel human. :/

peestil · March 21, 2015, 03:33:00 AM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on March 21, 2015, 03:20:24 AM

In all seriousness though, there are times where I really do feel like I don't belong on this planet. Like I just don't feel human. :/

Being human just ain't fun anymore though

🂿 · March 21, 2015, 03:34:30 AM

Quote from: peestil on March 21, 2015, 03:33:00 AM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on March 21, 2015, 03:20:24 AM
In all seriousness though, there are times where I really do feel like I don't belong on this planet. Like I just don't feel human. :/
Being human just ain't fun anymore though

When was it ever fun? In all honesty it's depressing.

peestil · March 21, 2015, 03:35:44 AM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on March 21, 2015, 03:34:30 AM

Quote from: peestil on March 21, 2015, 03:33:00 AM
Quote from: Decimator Omega on March 21, 2015, 03:20:24 AM
In all seriousness though, there are times where I really do feel like I don't belong on this planet. Like I just don't feel human. :/
Being human just ain't fun anymore though

When was it ever fun? In all honesty it's depressing.

In all honesty it can drive ya pretty loony

Isara · March 21, 2015, 03:35:47 AM

I quit reading here.

Quote from: Decimator Omega on March 21, 2015, 03:12:00 AM

I'm not human.

🂿 · March 21, 2015, 03:37:53 AM

Quote from: Isara on March 21, 2015, 03:35:47 AM

I quit reading here.

Quote from: Decimator Omega on March 21, 2015, 03:12:00 AM
I'm not human.

Okay?

A Cheese Potato · March 21, 2015, 03:42:23 AM

so what do you really look like then

🂿 · March 21, 2015, 03:47:04 AM

Quote from: A Cheese Potato on March 21, 2015, 03:42:23 AM

so what do you really look like then

I'm a humanoid like creature. I don't look too different from you kind, except with the way I walk and the information that I compute with in my head.

Also where I come from, people on our planet who kill our own kind are immediately sentenced to death by sacrifice to the big giant head. There is no trial or courts.

Nexus · March 21, 2015, 04:01:33 AM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on March 21, 2015, 03:12:00 AM

adapted to this primitive lifestyle.

Lol okay.