Hey faggots

Dopameme · October 28, 2014, 05:46:04 PM

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch

i am karjala takaisin · October 28, 2014, 05:46:48 PM

le babby's first copypesto

Jocephalopod · October 28, 2014, 05:47:00 PM

can you stop harassing me?

BC · October 28, 2014, 05:47:34 PM

Pauly D?

Ásgeirr · October 28, 2014, 05:47:49 PM

byrne pls

Dopameme · October 28, 2014, 05:48:02 PM

Quote from: Ember on October 28, 2014, 05:46:48 PM

le babby's first copypesto

i've been dishin out copypastas before you were even born

Oh · October 28, 2014, 05:48:46 PM

OP you are really a dumbass. First off, you assume everyone is so bad. Let me point out your flaws. First, you said you were pretty much perfect. If that were so, you wouldn't brag about it, you would be humble and not attempt to gain attention from "no-life’s who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures." Second, you said we do nothing else than look at things on septagon and the internet. There again you are wrong retard. I in fact only go on septagon when i have absolutely nothing else to do. I (and I assume at least several others on here) have friends. By assuming that we are all people with no lives you once again prove your idiot ways to us- you cannot grasp a concept that people with lives can also use the internet. Third, if you are trying to prove to sepagon that you are perfect, at least type properly. "but you all take to a whole new level." You forgot a fucking 2 letter word. Fourth, A's are not that hard to get in high school dumbass. It's not a sign of intelligence, but an ability to listen. Good job for using something that everyone can do. Go to serious and get your mind raped by some actual intelligence. There you go; I just wanted to you about how wrong you really are. With all honesty, I really don't give a shit what you say only wrote this because it’s fun as hell to rant to dumbasses. Next time, go tell someone who actually cares.

gats · October 28, 2014, 05:48:49 PM

Girl of Mystery · October 28, 2014, 05:49:58 PM

Reported

The Lord Slide Rule · October 28, 2014, 05:52:48 PM

pls no triggers pls

Yu · October 28, 2014, 05:53:03 PM

Shut up, ya umpa lumpa.

clum clum · October 28, 2014, 05:55:40 PM

My name is Katana, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are pale, dishonorable devils who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass longswords. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever bisected any European Knights? I mean, I guess it's fun making me underpowered in d20 because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than being too scared to fight the disciplined Samurai. Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I can cut slabs of solid steel, and I'm thrice as sharp as silly European swords. What can you brag about, other than "targeting the men with the katanas first in World War II"? I also scared medieval Europe into leaving Japan alone, and have a banging honorable wielder (He just cleaned me; Shit was SO cash). You are all ignorant devils who should just commit seppuku. Thanks for listening, gaijin weeaboos!

nͫiͤcͫeͤ · October 28, 2014, 05:57:35 PM

I'd been doing research on the Tenga products and found a shop who's website claimed they would have them. Unforunatley they were out. I started looking at fleshlights but without much prior knowledge. I liked the price of the Sex in a Can line and was just browsing those.
The lady that worked there started giving me the spiel about how popular Fleshlights are and whatnot and said the stamina control unit was the most popular after the original.
I'm looking at the cans and they all have different textures and it was tough to figure it all out on the spot. They all had different openings too but I didn't care much about whether it looks like a pussy or an ass or a mouth - I want the one that feels best based on rubber things I rub on my dick.
I played it safe, I thought, and went with the one with the mini-stamina control texture - most popular and presumably tighter... I ain't that big. Bonus was the opening was just a small hole, I thought, that didn't look like anything. No fake pussy or mouth, or fangs - fyi: some have fangs.
But then I get home. Well, the first thing I did was use it once but during that I noticed that it did have that balloon knot look of an asshole but whatever. It felt fucking awesome. When I was done, and satisfied, I started googling the "Gape Soda NSFW" ( http://www.fleshjack.com/jacks-soda/ )I bought and absolutly everything turned up gay and I'm not super comfortable with that. Turns out I bought a Fleshjack - the gay Fleshlight.
As much as the fake pussy versions are supposed to make you think pussy, this one is designed to be a dude's ass... that doesn't work for me. I'm trying to reconcile that it's just rubber and the same way I didn't need fake pussy lips means that I don't have to think of this thing as a dude's ass but it's not easy. I mean on one hand it's still the best tightness and texture for me, but I'll be penetrating a fake male butthole.
I'm not having a crisis that using this makes me gay. No, I just want to enjoy my $50 toy and I can't escape the thought of it being a male butt, which I don't really want. I don't want to buy a pussy based unit but I might have to now because I like the feeling but I have trouble with it this way.
I don't know... and I'm drunk now.

i am karjala takaisin · October 28, 2014, 05:59:22 PM

卐This is a windmill of friendship and tolerance卐 Copy and paste this if you also love sep7agon people!!!卐

i am karjala takaisin · October 28, 2014, 06:07:20 PM

Lol really? Copy-pasta? You retards probably dont even read what the fuck you're copy and pastaing but I'll have you retards know I like using fleshlights and its better than vaginas but i haven't tried vagina yet.

Girl of Mystery · October 28, 2014, 06:08:56 PM

le copypastarino

i am karjala takaisin · October 28, 2014, 06:13:22 PM

Quote from: BritishLemön on October 28, 2014, 06:08:56 PM

le copypastarino

Hi, i am from America. The land of cheeseburgers and bacon. Im getting sick of all the eurofags saying our country is bad. How could it be bad? God blessed america not europe. If you copy pasterino cappucino this message, i will call someone to get me out of my chair and make sure we nuke your country down. God bless america.

clum clum · October 28, 2014, 06:17:30 PM

Quote from: Ember on October 28, 2014, 06:13:22 PM

Quote from: BritishLemön on October 28, 2014, 06:08:56 PM
le copypastarino
Hi, i am from America. The land of cheeseburgers and bacon. Im getting sick of all the eurofags saying our country is bad. How could it be bad? God blessed america not europe. If you copy pasterino cappucino this message, i will call someone to get me out of my chair and make sure we nuke your country down. God bless america.

Hi, i am from England. The land of tea and fishn'chips. Im getting sick of all the americunts saying our country is bad. How could it be bad? God save the queen not obama. If you copy pasterino cappucino this message, i will call someone to get me out of my chair and make sure we nuke your country down. God save the queen.

Casper · October 28, 2014, 06:18:21 PM

I am fat...
I went up to 159 lbs.....

clum clum · October 28, 2014, 06:20:01 PM

Quote from: Casper on October 28, 2014, 06:18:21 PM

I am fat...
I went up to 159 lbs.....

I think someone said this earlier but that is definitely a symptom of anorexia if you think 159lbs is fat.

Casper · October 28, 2014, 06:20:57 PM

Quote from: Scary Digger on October 28, 2014, 06:20:01 PM

Quote from: Casper on October 28, 2014, 06:18:21 PM
I am fat...
I went up to 159 lbs.....

I think someone said this earlier but that is definitely a symptom of anorexia if you think 159lbs is fat.

Shuttup!

I only cried a little...

i am karjala takaisin · October 28, 2014, 06:24:10 PM

Quote from: Scary Digger on October 28, 2014, 06:17:30 PM

Quote from: Ember on October 28, 2014, 06:13:22 PM
Quote from: BritishLemön on October 28, 2014, 06:08:56 PM
le copypastarino
Hi, i am from America. The land of cheeseburgers and bacon. Im getting sick of all the eurofags saying our country is bad. How could it be bad? God blessed america not europe. If you copy pasterino cappucino this message, i will call someone to get me out of my chair and make sure we nuke your country down. God bless america.
Hi, i am from England. The land of tea and fishn'chips. Im getting sick of all the americunts saying our country is bad. How could it be bad? God save the queen not obama. If you copy pasterino cappucino this message, i will call someone to get me out of my chair and make sure we nuke your country down. God save the queen.

I am a muricunt born in america, the land of the fat and the free. I am proud of my awful education, horrible medical care, terrible society and religious gunwielding fanatics. With my natural 260 lbs, please stop talking trash about my mediocre country which is a collection of all the human scum EU and Asia dumped a few hundred years ago.

Dopameme · October 28, 2014, 06:25:08 PM

Quote from: Casper on October 28, 2014, 06:18:21 PM

I am fat...
I went up to 159 lbs.....

I am fat, almost 200 lbs

clum clum · October 28, 2014, 06:27:31 PM

Quote from: Ember on October 28, 2014, 06:24:10 PM

Quote from: Scary Digger on October 28, 2014, 06:17:30 PM
Quote from: Ember on October 28, 2014, 06:13:22 PM
Quote from: BritishLemön on October 28, 2014, 06:08:56 PM
le copypastarino
Hi, i am from America. The land of cheeseburgers and bacon. Im getting sick of all the eurofags saying our country is bad. How could it be bad? God blessed america not europe. If you copy pasterino cappucino this message, i will call someone to get me out of my chair and make sure we nuke your country down. God bless america.
Hi, i am from England. The land of tea and fishn'chips. Im getting sick of all the americunts saying our country is bad. How could it be bad? God save the queen not obama. If you copy pasterino cappucino this message, i will call someone to get me out of my chair and make sure we nuke your country down. God save the queen.
I am a muricunt born in america, the land of the fat and the free. I am proud of my awful education, horrible medical care, terrible society and religious gunwielding fanatics. With my natural 260 lbs, please stop talking trash about my mediocre country which is a collection of all the human scum EU and Asia dumped a few hundred years ago.

I am a britbong born in england, the land of the unwashed teeth and the tea. I am proud of my mediocre education, horrible free medical care, terrible society and religious non-gunwielding fanatics. With my natural 260lbs, please stop talking trash about my mediocre country which is a collection of all the human scum the rest of the world dumped a few years ago.

i am karjala takaisin · October 28, 2014, 06:33:00 PM

Quote from: Scary Digger on October 28, 2014, 06:27:31 PM

Quote from: Ember on October 28, 2014, 06:24:10 PM
Quote from: Scary Digger on October 28, 2014, 06:17:30 PM
Quote from: Ember on October 28, 2014, 06:13:22 PM
Quote from: BritishLemön on October 28, 2014, 06:08:56 PM
le copypastarino
Hi, i am from America. The land of cheeseburgers and bacon. Im getting sick of all the eurofags saying our country is bad. How could it be bad? God blessed america not europe. If you copy pasterino cappucino this message, i will call someone to get me out of my chair and make sure we nuke your country down. God bless america.
Hi, i am from England. The land of tea and fishn'chips. Im getting sick of all the americunts saying our country is bad. How could it be bad? God save the queen not obama. If you copy pasterino cappucino this message, i will call someone to get me out of my chair and make sure we nuke your country down. God save the queen.
I am a muricunt born in america, the land of the fat and the free. I am proud of my awful education, horrible medical care, terrible society and religious gunwielding fanatics. With my natural 260 lbs, please stop talking trash about my mediocre country which is a collection of all the human scum EU and Asia dumped a few hundred years ago.

I am a britbong born in england, the land of the unwashed teeth and the tea. I am proud of my mediocre education, horrible free medical care, terrible society and religious non-gunwielding fanatics. With my natural 260lbs, please stop talking trash about my mediocre country which is a collection of all the human scum the rest of the world dumped a few years ago.

should have gone with the middle east for that last sentence

clum clum · October 28, 2014, 06:41:05 PM

Quote from: Ember on October 28, 2014, 06:33:00 PM

Quote from: Scary Digger on October 28, 2014, 06:27:31 PM
Quote from: Ember on October 28, 2014, 06:24:10 PM
Quote from: Scary Digger on October 28, 2014, 06:17:30 PM
Quote from: Ember on October 28, 2014, 06:13:22 PM
Quote from: BritishLemön on October 28, 2014, 06:08:56 PM
le copypastarino
Hi, i am from America. The land of cheeseburgers and bacon. Im getting sick of all the eurofags saying our country is bad. How could it be bad? God blessed america not europe. If you copy pasterino cappucino this message, i will call someone to get me out of my chair and make sure we nuke your country down. God bless america.
Hi, i am from England. The land of tea and fishn'chips. Im getting sick of all the americunts saying our country is bad. How could it be bad? God save the queen not obama. If you copy pasterino cappucino this message, i will call someone to get me out of my chair and make sure we nuke your country down. God save the queen.
I am a muricunt born in america, the land of the fat and the free. I am proud of my awful education, horrible medical care, terrible society and religious gunwielding fanatics. With my natural 260 lbs, please stop talking trash about my mediocre country which is a collection of all the human scum EU and Asia dumped a few hundred years ago.

I am a britbong born in england, the land of the unwashed teeth and the tea. I am proud of my mediocre education, horrible free medical care, terrible society and religious non-gunwielding fanatics. With my natural 260lbs, please stop talking trash about my mediocre country which is a collection of all the human scum the rest of the world dumped a few years ago.
should have gone with the middle east for that last sentence

but its not just the middle east
its everywhere

i am karjala takaisin · October 28, 2014, 06:42:17 PM

Quote from: Scary Digger on October 28, 2014, 06:41:05 PM

Quote from: Ember on October 28, 2014, 06:33:00 PM
Quote from: Scary Digger on October 28, 2014, 06:27:31 PM
Quote from: Ember on October 28, 2014, 06:24:10 PM
Quote from: Scary Digger on October 28, 2014, 06:17:30 PM
Quote from: Ember on October 28, 2014, 06:13:22 PM
Quote from: BritishLemön on October 28, 2014, 06:08:56 PM
le copypastarino
Hi, i am from America. The land of cheeseburgers and bacon. Im getting sick of all the eurofags saying our country is bad. How could it be bad? God blessed america not europe. If you copy pasterino cappucino this message, i will call someone to get me out of my chair and make sure we nuke your country down. God bless america.
Hi, i am from England. The land of tea and fishn'chips. Im getting sick of all the americunts saying our country is bad. How could it be bad? God save the queen not obama. If you copy pasterino cappucino this message, i will call someone to get me out of my chair and make sure we nuke your country down. God save the queen.
I am a muricunt born in america, the land of the fat and the free. I am proud of my awful education, horrible medical care, terrible society and religious gunwielding fanatics. With my natural 260 lbs, please stop talking trash about my mediocre country which is a collection of all the human scum EU and Asia dumped a few hundred years ago.

I am a britbong born in england, the land of the unwashed teeth and the tea. I am proud of my mediocre education, horrible free medical care, terrible society and religious non-gunwielding fanatics. With my natural 260lbs, please stop talking trash about my mediocre country which is a collection of all the human scum the rest of the world dumped a few years ago.
should have gone with the middle east for that last sentence

but its not just the middle east
its everywhere