Help me write my personal statement for university

More Than Mortal · September 01, 2014, 03:25:18 PM

Partly out of laziness and partly out of curiosity, I want you to help me write my personal statement for uni. It can be true to me, or completely fabricated.

Just say something fucking interesting.

Septy · September 01, 2014, 03:26:16 PM

Tell them about how you troll people on the internet.

They'll be so fuckin impressed that they'll accept you.

cxfhvxgkcf-56:7 · September 01, 2014, 03:26:34 PM

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More Than Mortal · September 01, 2014, 03:26:57 PM

Quote from: Septy on September 01, 2014, 03:26:16 PM

Tell them about how you troll people on the internet.

They'll be so fuckin impressed that they'll accept you.

Spoiler

Implying I troll.

The Lord Porch · September 01, 2014, 03:33:49 PM

Deer University,

i, Meta humbly accept u as my humbly wedded husband. My swage is surely enough to let u accept me into ur buttcheeks.

with lots of love, Meta.

Super Irish · September 01, 2014, 04:02:16 PM

God I hated the damned personal statements. I felt like a twat if I read mine out, and even my teacher who had helped out with these for decades knew they are total bullshit generators, but anywho...

Accentuate the positives, underplay the negatives. Tell them how it's been your life long dream, since being birthed into this world, to take media studies at [insert shit University here]. Say despite certain mistakes or negative aspects, you've learned valuable life lessons that now make you 10 times more fucking amazing.

Now try and fill this out to about a page, use ridiculous barely used vocabulary, less cliché and add relevant context regarding what ACTUAL course you want to do.

Mr. Psychologist · September 01, 2014, 05:29:44 PM

Personal Statements are probably the worst part for applying to a University.

You almost always sound like a pretentious twat who's lifelong ambition has been to do the same thing as thousands of other applicants. It was almost tempting to just put a blunt and bullshit free one in but in the end I didn't have to do one anyway lol.

Reading some of the medical application ones made me laugh.

There is literally no way in hell they are genuine, these people make themselves out to be gods in human form who are able to not only complete all teh GCSEs and 12 A Levels before finishing Middle school but are also able to have built a school in nepal, cured a disease and climbed everest while they were solving world hunger.

/Bitter about the whole thing.

Statefarm · September 01, 2014, 06:15:21 PM

lol

I'm trying to get into a nice college, read some of the stuff people talked about. One was a 12 year old internet entrepreneur. I was like, nope.

big dog · September 02, 2014, 09:15:16 AM

I'm in the process of writing mine, too. I hate it. :/

Alternative Facts · September 02, 2014, 09:19:44 AM

You have to write a personal statement?

Da fuq