have you never wondered why I drink only distilled water, & only grain alcohol?

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Have you ever seen a Commie drink a glass of water? Vodka, that's what they drink, isn't it? Never water? On no account will a Commie ever drink water, and not without good reason. Water, that's what I'm getting at, water. Mandrake, water is the source of all life. Seven-tenths of this Earth's surface is water. Why, do you realize that 70 percent of you is water? And as human beings, you and I need fresh, pure water to replenish our precious bodily fluids.

Are you beginning to understand?

Mandrake, have you never wondered why I drink only distilled water, or rainwater, and only pure-grain alcohol? Have you ever heard of a thing called fluoridation. Fluoridation of water? Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous Communist plot we have ever had to face?


 
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>tfw i'm a commie who drinks tapwater almost exclusively


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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
Feed me that fluoride bb.


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>tfw i'm a commie who drinks tapwater almost exclusively

Verb, do you realize that in addition to fluoridating water, why, there are studies underway to fluoridate salt, flour, fruit juices, soup, sugar, milk, ice cream? Ice cream, Verb? Children's ice cream!...You know when fluoridation first began?...1946. 1946, Verb. How does that coincide with your post-war Commie conspiracy, huh? It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way a hard-core Commie works.


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Did he say glass of juice or gas the Jews?
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What's so bad about Communist, they're people too.


 
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What's so bad about Communist, they're people too.
They're actually not.


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Did he say glass of juice or gas the Jews?
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What's so bad about Communist, they're people too.
They're actually not.
Yay they are, just like Jews, Armenians and Gypsies.


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Pasta aside, you shouldn't imbibe too much distilled water, it can cause digestive unrest.

Purified water with minerals is better for you.


 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
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Pasta aside, you shouldn't imbibe too much distilled water, it can cause digestive unrest.

Purified water with minerals is better for you.
nope, spring water is


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Pasta aside, you shouldn't imbibe too much distilled water, it can cause digestive unrest.

Purified water with minerals is better for you.
nope, spring water is
water directly from springs is not only disgusting in taste but also too dangerous to sell.

When you buy a bottle that says 'spring water' what it means is tap water from a municipality that gets its water from surface reserves instead of more pure underground reserves, like aquifers.


 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
—Judge Aaron Satie
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Pasta aside, you shouldn't imbibe too much distilled water, it can cause digestive unrest.

Purified water with minerals is better for you.
nope, spring water is
water directly from springs is not only disgusting in taste but also too dangerous to sell.

When you buy a bottle that says 'spring water' what it means is tap water from a municipality that gets its water from surface reserves instead of more pure underground reserves, like aquifers.
Dummy I go to a spring

there's a public spot with a pvc pipe set up not 10 miles away

and no, it literally tastes like designer water


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Jesus fuck are you guys arguing about fucking water?


 
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Jesus fuck are you guys arguing about fucking water?
water is wet


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yeah so if you don't drink costco's kirkland brand bottled water you don't deserve to make your own choices because clearly youre too dumb to handle that responsibility


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There's this tourist spot with spring water about 40 minutes from where I live, and my god that water is fucking rank. I've never known anybody to voluntarily have a second sip.


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uhhh...

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What's so bad about Communist, they're people too.
They're actually not.
Yay they are, just like Jews, Armenians and Gypsies.
Armenians don't exist.

But Jews and Gypsies are the greatest of people.



 
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What's so bad about Communist, they're people too.
They're actually not.
Yay they are, just like Jews, Armenians and Gypsies.
The fuck is an Armenian? Jesus dude, there you go fuckin making up animals again...


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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
yeah so if you don't drink costco's kirkland brand bottled water you don't deserve to make your own choices because clearly youre too dumb to handle that responsibility

I believe you mean Publix


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Pasta aside, you shouldn't imbibe too much distilled water, it can cause digestive unrest.

Purified water with minerals is better for you.
nope, spring water is
water directly from springs is not only disgusting in taste but also too dangerous to sell.

When you buy a bottle that says 'spring water' what it means is tap water from a municipality that gets its water from surface reserves instead of more pure underground reserves, like aquifers.
Dummy I go to a spring

there's a public spot with a pvc pipe set up not 10 miles away

and no, it literally tastes like designer water
no you don't

also unpurified water is terribly unsafe


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Jesus fuck are you guys arguing about fucking water?
water is wet
oh look guys verbatim is right about something


 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
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Pasta aside, you shouldn't imbibe too much distilled water, it can cause digestive unrest.

Purified water with minerals is better for you.
nope, spring water is
water directly from springs is not only disgusting in taste but also too dangerous to sell.

When you buy a bottle that says 'spring water' what it means is tap water from a municipality that gets its water from surface reserves instead of more pure underground reserves, like aquifers.
Dummy I go to a spring

there's a public spot with a pvc pipe set up not 10 miles away

and no, it literally tastes like designer water
no you don't

also unpurified water is terribly unsafe
LMAO yes I fucking do, do you want the fucking coordinates?

and it's literally better than the chemical soup you drink, fuck off


 
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Pasta aside, you shouldn't imbibe too much distilled water, it can cause digestive unrest.

Purified water with minerals is better for you.
nope, spring water is
water directly from springs is not only disgusting in taste but also too dangerous to sell.

When you buy a bottle that says 'spring water' what it means is tap water from a municipality that gets its water from surface reserves instead of more pure underground reserves, like aquifers.
Dummy I go to a spring

there's a public spot with a pvc pipe set up not 10 miles away

and no, it literally tastes like designer water
no you don't

also unpurified water is terribly unsafe
LMAO yes I fucking do, do you want the fucking coordinates?

and it's literally better than the chemical soup you drink, fuck off
your marriage is already falling apart


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Pasta aside, you shouldn't imbibe too much distilled water, it can cause digestive unrest.

Purified water with minerals is better for you.
nope, spring water is
water directly from springs is not only disgusting in taste but also too dangerous to sell.

When you buy a bottle that says 'spring water' what it means is tap water from a municipality that gets its water from surface reserves instead of more pure underground reserves, like aquifers.
Dummy I go to a spring

there's a public spot with a pvc pipe set up not 10 miles away

and no, it literally tastes like designer water
no you don't

also unpurified water is terribly unsafe
LMAO yes I fucking do, do you want the fucking coordinates?

and it's literally better than the chemical soup you drink, fuck off
One chemical and an arrangement a couple of elements.

And the chemical is water.
When you get water from a natural source there is a huge variety of unknown chemicals and micro-organisms.


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Pasta aside, you shouldn't imbibe too much distilled water, it can cause digestive unrest.

Purified water with minerals is better for you.
nope, spring water is
water directly from springs is not only disgusting in taste but also too dangerous to sell.

When you buy a bottle that says 'spring water' what it means is tap water from a municipality that gets its water from surface reserves instead of more pure underground reserves, like aquifers.
Dummy I go to a spring

there's a public spot with a pvc pipe set up not 10 miles away

and no, it literally tastes like designer water
no you don't

also unpurified water is terribly unsafe
LMAO yes I fucking do, do you want the fucking coordinates?

and it's literally better than the chemical soup you drink, fuck off
your marriage is already falling apart
I only drink genetically modified water and that is a big enough problem to cause deep seated hatred which will send us both on a murderous rampage


 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
—Judge Aaron Satie
——Carmen
Pasta aside, you shouldn't imbibe too much distilled water, it can cause digestive unrest.

Purified water with minerals is better for you.
nope, spring water is
water directly from springs is not only disgusting in taste but also too dangerous to sell.

When you buy a bottle that says 'spring water' what it means is tap water from a municipality that gets its water from surface reserves instead of more pure underground reserves, like aquifers.
Dummy I go to a spring

there's a public spot with a pvc pipe set up not 10 miles away

and no, it literally tastes like designer water
no you don't

also unpurified water is terribly unsafe
LMAO yes I fucking do, do you want the fucking coordinates?

and it's literally better than the chemical soup you drink, fuck off
One chemical and an arrangement a couple of elements.

And the chemical is water.
When you get water from a natural source there is a huge variety of unknown chemicals and micro-organisms.
If you get water from a river, sure

do you know what a mountain spring is


 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
—Judge Aaron Satie
——Carmen
Pasta aside, you shouldn't imbibe too much distilled water, it can cause digestive unrest.

Purified water with minerals is better for you.
nope, spring water is
water directly from springs is not only disgusting in taste but also too dangerous to sell.

When you buy a bottle that says 'spring water' what it means is tap water from a municipality that gets its water from surface reserves instead of more pure underground reserves, like aquifers.
Dummy I go to a spring

there's a public spot with a pvc pipe set up not 10 miles away

and no, it literally tastes like designer water
no you don't

also unpurified water is terribly unsafe
LMAO yes I fucking do, do you want the fucking coordinates?

and it's literally better than the chemical soup you drink, fuck off
your marriage is already falling apart
sol is retarded sometimes but I still love him